I told you it was for those who don't care about political correctness. Don't like it? I don't care. I'm not in the business of being politically correct.
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Same. I have a feeling variations of denying pussy touchdowns is going to be the GoTo all season. I really hope HokieFan4Life is out there and sees what an impact he's actually had. I miss his posts.
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AJ McCarron came up with an idea for a third Indiana Jones movie involving Shia LaBeouf, George Lucas writing dialogue, and aliens. He then convinced Steven Spielberg to film it.
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AJ McCarron says "Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!" for like 5 minutes anytime Hodor comes on and you always have to go back and see what you missed because you couldn't hear over AJ being such a d bag.
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Not as bad as my school (UCF Knights) who scream "KNIGHTS" when it gets to that part of the anthem. I do not participate in this tradition and try to affiliate with the school as little as possible. They also turn their backs when the opposing team takes the field or court and (I think only in basketball) shout "WHO?" when each player from the opposing team is introduced.
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Only thing good about this is a Red Head Uma Thurman in a skin tight Poison Ivy outfit.............. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! And Boom Goes The Dynamite.
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aj mccarron knocks on the door of his own bedroom before entering.
aj mccarron puts deodorant on his inner thighs.
aj mccarron has a Justin Bieber spotify playlist.
aj mccarron wears white after labor day.
aj mccarron talks loudly on his blue tooth in public.
aj mccarron tips his servers 10%.
aj mccarron doesn't mow his own lawn.
aj mccarron orders cheeseburgers without the bun because he's watching his carbs.
aj mccarron is a grown-ass man who still goes by a first name that consists of two letters.
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Worth it. If/when I have children, I'm whipping out my phone in the delivery room and blasting Enter Sandman. If my wife isn't ok with it, she wasn't right for me anyways.
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Indeed. Its not as good as part 1 but still a good movie but as I get older the Ninja Rap starts to get a little annoying just saying. I figured more people would get a kick out of it because I believe its part of the childhood of most of TKP users.
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I couldn't even make this one up. Aj McCarron was quoted saying "You don't really win the game on Saturday. You win it every day before that."
Go ahead and think that. He really believes he has already won. Last time I checked, the game is won in the 60 minutes between kickoff and the final whistle. That arrogance it the very reason why Tech has every chance to pull the upset.
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And Katherine Webb is actually a hooker. He hired her to hide the fact that he's gay with Manti Te'o.
C'mon man, that's not cool.
Haters gonna hate
hate dumbass comments you'd expect to see on some 12 year old boy's twitter feed? yeah were gonna hate.
and the shit about mcnair and taylor is too fuckin much. get some perspective.
I told you it was for those who don't care about political correctness. Don't like it? I don't care. I'm not in the business of being politically correct.
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Last bullet underneath Posting and Commenting Guidelines, "Don't post hateful comments related to race, gender, sexual orientation, or religious beliefs." Also, as an addendum, be funny.
I don't find it offensive. But I don't really care and don't feel like taking the time to argue about it.
It's not offensive to you, but it could be offensive to someone else. Keep it off the boards.
Doesn't put his hand over his heart for The National Anthem either...
And doesn't take his hat(helmet) off for The National Anthem either
AJ McCarron shouts "OHHHH" during The National Anthem
So... he's from Baltimore?
wasn't ment to be a slam to anyone from Baltimore. But fine downvote me i have plenty of Turkey legs to spare!
I got downvoted too, for some reason.
I lived in Baltimore for four years. So I know that of which I speak!
AJ McCarron always stands at the urinal next to you, no matter how many are open.
A.J. McCarron listens to Nickelback.
Hopefully we are the ones taking candy on saturday.
Chik-fil-a candy.
I'd be happy with a Chik-fil-a Oreo milkshake
AJ McCarron drives 40mph in the left lane.
AJ McCarron paid Dr. Andrews to delay Tone's rehab until after the Bama game.
AJ McCarron drinks zima
A.J. McCarron doesn't tip the waitress, and always takes 13 items or more to the 12 items or less aisle.
AJ McCarron would rather just cuddle.
A.J. McCarron took your mother to a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.
AJ McCarron reads everything HD posts and supports her opinions.
Mama Giraffe doesn't know if this is sarcasm or reality, but she believes it's true. And that Miami is back.
FSU is back as well...Dark Horse pick for National Champ
HD really knows her stuff.
AJ McCarron drinks cranberry juice, because he got his period.
AJ McCarron laughs when little old ladies fall over.
THAT SHITS NOT FUNNY AJ!
The worst part is he cancelled her Life Alert 3 days before this happened.
STILL NOT FUNNY AJ!
AJ McCarron climbed into that suitcase to roll into the back of her knees on the escalator.
AJ McCarron told Weaver no one wanted a Thursday night game this year.
AJ McCarron uses the last ice cube in the tray and doesn't refill it.
Katherine Webb never let AJ McCarron stick it in
AJ McCarron uses one generic post to thank everybody for the birthday wishes on Facebook
AJ McCarron enjoys pooping in public restrooms.
Sometimes you need the industrial plumbing...
I heard hes the guy who poops at parties and doesnt flush. As well as pees while the seat is down
He's the jerk leaving upper deckers?
AJ McCarron thinks Ben Affleck is gonna make one heck of a Batman
good one, +1
Back at ya... had to help a fellow Hokie get over that coveted 800 turkey leg mark :)
AJ McCarron complained to Weaver about Stick It In
AJ McCarron doesn't like the Sam Rogers' jokes
AJ McCarron still listens to Gangam Style and is making a Call Me Maybe parody video as we speak
AJ McCarron thinks Danny Coale didn't catch the ball.
AJ McCarron denies my pussy touchdowns.
That was good. Literally laughed out loud at my desk.
Same. I have a feeling variations of denying pussy touchdowns is going to be the GoTo all season. I really hope HokieFan4Life is out there and sees what an impact he's actually had. I miss his posts.
AJ McCarron came up with an idea for a third Indiana Jones movie involving Shia LaBeouf, George Lucas writing dialogue, and aliens. He then convinced Steven Spielberg to film it.
Pretty sure the third Indiana Jones movie had Sean Connery.
I actually got done watching that trilogy for the first time a couple weeks ago. Where the heck have I been??
You guys are exactly right. It is a trilogy. There is no fourth movie.
AJ McCarron put saran wrap over the toilet seat at his grandma's house.
AJ McCarron drives a prius. Because he thinks it's a stylish car.
AJ McCarron doesn't think Han shot first.
He also roots for Johnny Lawrence of the Cobra Kai Dojo.
But Johnny Lawrence was the Karate Kid...
Barney, that you? Can't wait for the new season of HIMYM.
Ralph machio
Turkey legs for epic HIMYM references
Turkey leg for CobieSmulderscleavage.gif
I second this
AJ McCarron likes King Joffrey.
He also laughed during the Red Wedding scene
AJ McCarron thinks Brienne of Tarth is hot.
AJ McCarron hates dire wolves.
AJ McCarron really wants to see more Stannis and less Khaleesi
AJ McCarron watches to see Loras.
AJ McCarron says "Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!" for like 5 minutes anytime Hodor comes on and you always have to go back and see what you missed because you couldn't hear over AJ being such a d bag.
AJ McCarron eats animal crackers and makes the noises of each animal before eating them.
AJ McCarron has tea parties with his O-lineman for "team bonding".
AJ McCarron sits down to pee.
AJ McCarron doesn't fill the Brita back up after taking the last glass
AJ McCarron throws paper airplanes when visiting other games
AJ McCarron agrees with Nick Saban's idea of fun.
AJ McCarron thought Miley Cyrus was better than Justin Timberlake at the VMAs
AJ McCarron watched the VMA's.....
Sorry I'm not sorry Hokie Stone.
lol.
A.J. McCarron helped recruit Sean Glennon
Fact: Chest tattoos don't add muscle mass or intimidate your opponents; in fact, they open you up to be ridiculed.
AJ McCarron didn't have to shave his chest to get this tattoo
AJ McCarron has the smallest nipples you've ever seen.
I ..... think.... you may be focusing on the wrong thing there.... unless that is your thing, and then more power to you.
Those aren't nipples... they're mosquito bites
AJ McCarron traded his jersey for this tattoo.
AJ McCarron and Justin Bieber got into a fight. Loser had to get this tattoo.
AJ McCarron dry accelerated Kenny Power's Jet Ski on land
AJ McCarron said Chicken Patty w/ cheese sucks.
NOOOOO!!!!!!
AJ McCarron answers his phone in the movies and says " Yeah brah I can talk"
AJ McCarron yells "O" during the National Anthem
People that do this need to stop. Seriously. I don't care what crap baseball tradition this stems from, it's the national anthem, show some respect.
Not as bad as my school (UCF Knights) who scream "KNIGHTS" when it gets to that part of the anthem. I do not participate in this tradition and try to affiliate with the school as little as possible. They also turn their backs when the opposing team takes the field or court and (I think only in basketball) shout "WHO?" when each player from the opposing team is introduced.
Aj McCarron carries a man-purse. With a 2 1/2 lb. chihuahua always sticking it's bug-eyed head out and looking around.
Its actually a fanny pack
And it's not actually a chihuahua, it's Nick Saban.
I think it's a satchel.
AJ McCarron goes to Hooters for the wings
Dude, Hooters has some pretty delicious wings.
I would say they are way better than B-Dubs wings.
I'll interpret this in the same context as "he reads playboy only for the articles". Hooters wings are fantastic.
AJ McCarron gets on the elevator as soon as the doors open and before the people on it can get off
Then he takes it to the second floor
And pushes all the buttons when getting off the elevator
After letting one rip
AJ McCarron returns rental cars with the gas tank empty.
AJ McCarron cries during football games.
I would cry too if I had a tattoo like that
He cried during Titanic too. That North Atlantic will get after ya'.
SAM ROGERS DRINKS THOSE TEARS...CRY, BABY, CRY!
AJ McCarron watches Lifetime Channel movies.
AJ McCarron lets Katherine drive.
Okay...back to work.
Glennon blames AJ McCarron
AJ McCarron once fell off his horse during the team entrance.
AJ McCarron helped his uncle jack off a horse.
Because at Bama "the value of capital letters" is a graduate level course (helped his Uncle Jack off a horse).
It really got out of hand fast
I love the analysis French and everyone else does but this type of thread is the reason I hit refresh every 5 seconds on TKP. well done VTChrim
Edit: also for the one in a million comment like "dont deny my pussy touchdowns"
Thanks and #beatbama
A.J. McCarron wears skinny jeans
and
shares make-up with ...
Katherine Web
GO HOKIES ~8)
AJ McCarron thinks this was the best batman
And that jar jar Binks is the best thing to ever happen to star wars
Only thing good about this is a Red Head Uma Thurman in a skin tight Poison Ivy outfit.............. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! And Boom Goes The Dynamite.
What you don't like bat nipples
AJ McCarron used to work for Valley Towing and VT Parking.
death to valley towing
AJ McCarron approached Nair to do a commercial....
AJ McCarron hands it off on a QB keeper.
AJ McCarron invites himself over to your place while you're on a hot date, then doesn't leave
AJ McCarron is not actually a person...it's just Verne Lundquist without a Snickers bar.
aj mccarron knocks on the door of his own bedroom before entering.
aj mccarron puts deodorant on his inner thighs.
aj mccarron has a Justin Bieber spotify playlist.
aj mccarron wears white after labor day.
aj mccarron talks loudly on his blue tooth in public.
aj mccarron tips his servers 10%.
aj mccarron doesn't mow his own lawn.
aj mccarron orders cheeseburgers without the bun because he's watching his carbs.
aj mccarron is a grown-ass man who still goes by a first name that consists of two letters.
The player pictured below disagrees with your last line:
That grass is so purdddy
AJ McCarron goes to Monday Night Raw and cheers for John Cena.
AJ McCarron is this kid from The Sandlot.
AJ McCarron plays ball like a girl!
AJ McCarron only "forgets" to bring ice to parties when he's the one designated to do it.
EDIT: Finger quotes.
AJ McCarron wears ties to football games.
AJ McCarron is a member of the Joffrey Baratheon fan club.
AJ McCarron talks in the theater.
Those are the worst kinds of people!
AJ McCarron is threatened by Brent Musburger.
AJ McCarron prefers Gatorade to high quality H2O.
A. J. always flips off the other driver
A.J. McCarron still says "pull my finger."
AJ McCarron drinks Zima.
AJ McCarron works out with the ThighMaster!
But warms up with a shake weight!
AJ McCarron loves listening to Chris Berman call the Home Run Derby.
backkkkk bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak
AJ McCarron wears gloves to pump gas.
AJ McCarron merges into your lane while on his cell phone and doesn't wave.
AJ McCarron's favorite color is Avacado.
AJ McCarron drinks Budweiser when it is clearly Miller Time.
AJ McCarron passes the Dutchie on the RIGHT-hand side .... (ask Jonny 8ball)
And something most people don't know about Saban:
AJ MCCARRON TYPES EMAILS IN ALL CAPS!!!
Exception: Joe during football season.
AJ McCarron always hits "Reply All" to every e-mail he receives, especially ones sent to a listserv/distribution list.
AJ McCarron's 'body art' is a giant temporary tattoo.
AJ McCarron tries to make the Royal Guards flinch when visiting Buckingham Palace.
AJ McCarron uses the phrase "no, your OTHER left!" every chance he gets.
AJ McCarron uses the phase "a whole 'nuther"
AJ McCarron uses irregardless and then reminds you "it's technically a word"
AJ McCarron sends out those "monetary inheritance from the prince of Nigeria" emails.
aj mccarron doesn't shower before class and then sits right next to you
AJ McCarron thinks "Enter Sandman" sucks. He also clubs baby seals in the offseason.
AJ McCarron stops to ask for directions.
AJ McCarron cares what people post about him on message boards.
AJ McCarron was a volunteer Hall Monitor in High School.
AJ McCarron dreams of living in France.
AJ McCarron overuses the word "literally".
AJ McCarron denied my pussy touchdowns.
AJ McCarron sorts his recycling.
AJ McCarron rewinds videotape rentals.
AJ McCarron knows what videotapes are.
Since I started this thread, I have no problem throwing this random bit out here...
My baby girl is now scheduled to be born tomorrow (not next Tuesday), because she didn't want to miss #BeatBama and #AJTEARS!
FTW, congrats VTChrim
Sweet. Congrats to you and the family.
My son is due during Western Carolina week. Even though it's the home opener, not much of a game...
You shall play that child Enter Sandman within 24 hours of entering this world. I can see the reaction now....
Seriously though, congratulations VTChrim. Couldn't be happier to soon be having another member of Hokie Nation!
THAT IS HAPPENING! Thanks!
Better idea: play Enter Sandman AS she enters the world.
Negative ghost rider: you really want the doctors and nurses jumping up and down and screaming instead of delivering your baby?
Worth it. If/when I have children, I'm whipping out my phone in the delivery room and blasting Enter Sandman. If my wife isn't ok with it, she wasn't right for me anyways.
VTChrim's kid isn't being delivered. They're just beginning their conquest.
Her first words were,"there were more people in the OR for my birth, than were at UVa's spring game."
Congratulations! Always awesome to welcome a new Hokie into the world.
AJ McCarron was never the same after August 31st.
When people say "I assume..." AJ McCarron always says "You know what happens when you assume?..."
You're wrong and are upset by VT!
McCarron set Johnny up..
AJ McCarron buys Johnny Manzel autographs.
A.J. McCarron is the evil rich kid in every teen movie.
AJ McCarron crop-dusts school kids and old people.
AJ McCarron doesn't wave when you let him cut in during rush hour traffic.
AJ McCarron uses his cell phone while checking out at the register
AJ McCarron doesn't say thank you when you hold the door open for him
AJ McCarron drinks from curly straws.
Wait a minute those are fun...
AJ McCarron wears "Vote for Pedro" shirts.
But he voted for Summer! THAT BASTARD!!
AJ McCarron uses excess punctuation and emoticons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~)&
AJ McCarron calls everyone "Brah".
AJ McCarron actually texts "LOL".
AJ McCarron actually laughs out loud before texting 'LOL'
AJ McCarron texts "k". Because he's that d-bag
AJ McCarron actually says "LOL" in conversation
AJ McCarron rides a unicycle.
AJ McCarron does magic tricks at keg parties.
AJ McCarron stays up late posting things about himself on TKP.
AJ McCarron recites Pi to 12 decimal places ... when nobody asks.
AJ McCarron is a closet wahoo...
2 wristbands... pocket square... bow tie... both earbuds in... spiked hair... uggh
AJ McCarron watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 and sings along with Vanilla Ice's NINJA RAP .
Hey c'mon now thats my childhood you're making fun of...
Indeed. Its not as good as part 1 but still a good movie but as I get older the Ninja Rap starts to get a little annoying just saying. I figured more people would get a kick out of it because I believe its part of the childhood of most of TKP users.
AJ McCarron's favorite movie of all time is Titanic with his fave celebrity crush Leo DiCaprio.
And his favorite song is Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" he sings karaoke WITHOUT using lyrics.
AJ McCarron has MD plates... seriously, why cant they drive here?
nm
AJ McCarron puts decaf in the coffee pot in the morning.
AJ McCarron's mom drives him to school everyday (you know...cause he lives at home).
Sam Rogers dropped a hot karl on Nick Saban's head named AJ McCarron
AJ McCarron has never seen the serial number on a condom
AJ McCarron bobs for apples in the toilet... ... and he likes it!
AJ McCarron will be crying on national television August 31st at approximately 9:30pm est.
AJ McCarron squeezes toothpaste from the bottom
AND
makes sure the toilet seat is left down.
Upvoted because I miss reading Highlights.
AJ McCarron invented telemarketing.
AJ McCarron's favorite Golden Girl is Bea Arthur.
AJ McCarron says "foam is not your friend" every time he's at a keg party.
AJ McCarron wants the terrorists to win.
If a completion is going to happen, AJ McCarron's body just has a way of shutting it down.
Maybe I shouldn't have gone down this road...
AJ McCarron wears an A-Rod jersey.
AJ McCarron shouts 'Noonan!" every time you are putting.
AJ McCarron screams his own name during sex.
AJ McCarron thinks O'Doyle rules.
(apologies if anyone is getting annoyed that I keep doing this, I just cant resist the references!)
AJ McCarron designed the rear of the new scoreboard!!!!
It's not THAT bad... haha.
AJ McCarron is both
a "Claymate"
AND
a "Belieber"
Aj McCarron thinks that finding memo was a terrible movie and that Pixar is the uva of movie studios
AJ McCarron stops at the beginning of the merge lane to check traffic on the highway.. Really wish MD drivers were better
AJ McCarron drives semi trucks on I-81 and cuts you off constantly
AJ thinks HDDVD still has a chance.
AJ McCarron Follows Heather Dinich on Twitter
AJ McCarron quotes lines from the movie "Mean Girls" when he busts on people.
aj mccarron wears a walking boot for an ingrown toenail
I couldn't even make this one up. Aj McCarron was quoted saying "You don't really win the game on Saturday. You win it every day before that."
Go ahead and think that. He really believes he has already won. Last time I checked, the game is won in the 60 minutes between kickoff and the final whistle. That arrogance it the very reason why Tech has every chance to pull the upset.
I read this differently. I think he's talking about failing to prepare/preparing to fail. Sounds like the Saban process has sunk in.