Rumor has it, whenever Dino Babers' teams succeed on the field he whispers "Yabba dabba doo" into his headset. His assistants aren't sure whether to acknowledge it or not.
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Dino thinks that the Syracuse Orange should go back to their original colors or rose pink and pea green, as he thinks he, "Just looks really good in those colors!"
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Dino Babers thinks VT's on-campus dining is "just ok."
Dino Babers doesn't prepare for a Category 4 hurricane even when there are models showing the storm plowing straight through his area up to a week before the storm actually hits. (That one's for you, all of my Hampton Roads friends on Facebook)
.....Dino Babers posts passive aggressive comments on TKP that aren't even directed at anyone on the website......
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see for a second I thought you were referring to the UNC football team (if you can call it that) because they looked woefully unprepared this past Saturday...their grounds crew did a much better job than the team did
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Unpopular opinion alert. I think VT dining services is just okay, but recognize that it is better than other schools. I also worked there for a bit and my brother worked for dining services as both a student and then a towny for about 6-7 years total so I saw the figurative sausage being made.
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When I was there you had to be very careful about which on campus dining hall you went to. The Dietrick Dash was very real. You only risked eating there if you lived in Pritchard or AJ, anything else was too far.
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Dino Babers thinks football is an indoor sport and a beautiful Fall day with a nice breeze has no place in football, which is why he took that job at Syracuse where they play in a dome!
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Dino Babers parks next to you when you are clearly trying to avoid everyone, carelessly throws his door open and puts a dent in your door, then leaves a note on your car scolding you for parking so close to the line
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Dino Babers thinks that UNCheat only lost because Ron Cherry hates only them and because their offense isn't built to be successful in the rain while VT's is.
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Dino Babers sees no geographical inconsistencies with Boston College, Syracuse, Notre Dame, and Louisville joining the ACC. He's pushing hard for Montana to get the next invite.
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If you can't tell I have a deep passion for wawa and deem it necessary to point out one fact. Wawa begin as a dairy farm and grocery store. In the early 2000's they made the smart business decision to also sell gas. At heart, they are not a gas station. Theyre just business-savvy.
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If you ever find yourself in upstate NY, check out Stewarts (not related to the beverage). Also started as a dairy/ice cream store, now they have gasoline, etc. and are on every corner. No touch screens, but they keep more of a home town feel.
Sheetz is 100% family owned, by the way. I was Shift Supervisor in '99-'00 before enlisting.
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I grew up in Johnstown NY - 40 miles west of Albany. Unless Stewarts has revamped their store layouts and typical locations they can't really hold a candle to Sheetz or WaWa. They've always felt a little closer to sketchy gas station on the deserted road than you would expect/like from a regional chain.
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They've been remodeling all over the Saratoga region, but I've always found even the older ones well lit, friendly and convenient. They don't have the technology of Sheetz, but they've got ice cream and handmade shakes.
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Dino Babers vehemently denies any and all pussy touchdowns.
Dino agrees to provide everyone pizza and beer for helping him move. He gets one pizza from Little Caesars and a six-pack of Steel Reserve for 8 people.
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Dino hangs in the Syracuse Holiday Inn bar on karaoke night . He enjoys singing "Baby Its Cold Outside" and "Everybody Loves Somebody Sometimes" while pounding 7 and 7's or rail vodka!
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Dino made up some elaborate back story about the family meaning of his name to cover up the fact that his Momma was indeed dumb enough to name him Dino.
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When asked for a breakdown of this week's opponent, Dino Babers said Virginia looks pretty good, and Bronco has the program headed in the right direction.
Larry Fedora thinks two weeks of preparation for Miami should be enough.
Larry Fedora posts in the wrong thread.
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Dino Babers summed up ACC football by comparing Syracuse football to Jon Snow in "Game of Thrones": https://t.co/lHc4HyWGfq— Jon Solomon (@JonSolomonCBS) July 26, 2016
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Is it because Syracuse are the bastards of the Atlantic? Or because they will be the last ones in line for the ACC Crown once everyone else has worn it at least once?
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Dino doesn't let little Pebbles ride on his back anymore, because he finds it degrading.
Hahahaha.
Dino's arms are short and useless.
Dino Babers picks the urinal next to yours when all the rest are open and asks "How ya doin'?" while you're mid stream.
His name is Dino Babers, I feel like he's probably been through enough already.
Dino Babers appreciates the sympathy but still hits you while you're down.
What do you call it when Dino gets into an accident? A Tyrannosaurus Wreck
I call it Oct 15.
That, my friend, will be no accident.
I really really want to take a leg here. Puns they are driving me nuts! Let me get a whiskey.
Dino thinks defense is overrated and the game should be decided by who has more yards.
Doesn't this mean that Dino eats Lunchpail Defense? Isn't that a bad thing?
yeah in the same way that eating a knuckle sandwich is bad for the fist
How about the following:
DINO = NOID
Dino doesn't avoid Adam We.
Dino goes to Chipotle and complains that they don't serve queso dip with their chips.
Dino thinks the weather report is a key piece of his team's preparation before every Syracuse home game
Dino Baby
Dino Babers thinks you ARE the mamma
Because we all know Foster is his Daddy
Dino Babers stands on the street asking random passers-by if they are registered to vote
Dino Babers proudly admits that he refuses to vote
Dino Babers steals your morning newspaper from your front steps
but can't read
Dino Babers puts ketchup on cheese pizza
You just went from absolute average to COMPLETELY SAVAGE!
Dino Babers tricks Tyrone Biggums with a 5 o'clock free crack giveaway to have an intervention
Rumor has it, whenever Dino Babers' teams succeed on the field he whispers "Yabba dabba doo" into his headset. His assistants aren't sure whether to acknowledge it or not.
Dino Babers believes Syracuse belongs in the SEC
Dino thinks it's only fair that if the football team has to play in a dome, the basketball team should have to play outside.
I think it would be awesome to see some division 1 players playing some street ball.
Dino wants to replace Otto with this guy
beat me to it
Dino thinks that the Syracuse Orange should go back to their original colors or rose pink and pea green, as he thinks he, "Just looks really good in those colors!"
rose pink? heh..I always thought it was purple
Dino thinks he deserves the big turkey leg for dinner.
dino babers changes his facebook name to "Dino Babe", changes his profile picture to this, and sends PMs to Manti Te'o.
Dino Babers is a vegetarian...on purpose
He's a DINO: Dinosaur In Name Only.
Dino Babers thinks VT's on-campus dining is "just ok."
Dino Babers doesn't prepare for a Category 4 hurricane even when there are models showing the storm plowing straight through his area up to a week before the storm actually hits. (That one's for you, all of my Hampton Roads friends on Facebook)
.....Dino Babers posts passive aggressive comments on TKP that aren't even directed at anyone on the website......
see for a second I thought you were referring to the UNC football team (if you can call it that) because they looked woefully unprepared this past Saturday...their grounds crew did a much better job than the team did
Unpopular opinion alert. I think VT dining services is just okay, but recognize that it is better than other schools. I also worked there for a bit and my brother worked for dining services as both a student and then a towny for about 6-7 years total so I saw the figurative sausage being made.
Put 2 years into D2 myself so I feel ya
I put A LOT more than that into D2
*trying to figure out whether poop joke or not.....*
*trying to figure out if I should be horrified at having eaten at D2*
Three words for you:
Liquid. Butter. Alternative.
yes
When I was there you had to be very careful about which on campus dining hall you went to. The Dietrick Dash was very real. You only risked eating there if you lived in Pritchard or AJ, anything else was too far.
Dino Babers gets the Flintstones theme song stuck in your head
Dino Babers prefers the Jetsons.
Dino thinks you should be tailgating in one of these:
I always wondered how the steering wheel worked.
I gotta be honest, drunk tailgate me would flip his shit if he saw someone roll up in this
Dino Babers can't repel hate of this magnitude.
Dino Babers thinks football is meant to be played indoors with a Canadian flag displayed.
Dino Babers thinks football is an indoor sport and a beautiful Fall day with a nice breeze has no place in football, which is why he took that job at Syracuse where they play in a dome!
Dino wanted to be Barney for Halloween, but bought a Tinky Winky costume by mistake.
Dino Babers parks next to you when you are clearly trying to avoid everyone, carelessly throws his door open and puts a dent in your door, then leaves a note on your car scolding you for parking so close to the line
Dino Babers wants to rename the Carrier Dome "Jurassic Park"
Dino Babers makes really controversial/offensive political jokes on TKP.
He thinks it's OK, because "you all know what I mean".
Dino Babers has not earned the hate of anyone in the ACC.
Dino Babers thinks that UNCheat only lost because Ron Cherry hates only them and because their offense isn't built to be successful in the rain while VT's is.
...who is Dino Babers?
Dino Babers was passed over for the UVA job.
(I think)
Lucky bastard.
Dino Babers doesn't know that Ricky Walker went to Bethel HS.
Bethel HS? I've heard they produced some great Hokie football players.
I think one of them is named Ricky Walker or something like that.
No no no you must be thinking of Ricky Walker
Wasn't he the guy who went to Bethel?
Yeah, though don't confuse him with Ricky Walker
Damn it his name is Kenny.
Dino Babers still tries to order off the kid's menu.
Dino babers thinks loluva is the best team in Virginia...hokie birds smacks him
... Richmond Spider smacks him.
Dino Babers thinks Flintstone vitamins were just ok when he was growing up.
Dino Babers thought having "Babe" in his last name would help with the ladies. It didn't.
Dino Babers envies UVA's "great" attendance at their Spring
gameFestival.And smacked them out of this kid's hand
Dino thinks Publix's subs are overrated
Does he pay for their crab legs?
I prefer Harris Teeter subs myself.
Daisy Fuentes was a smokeshow back in the day. The next hour of my life will be spent on google images....
Dino Babers schedules a flyover for every home game
Side note. Sorry about the last post. Lapse of judgement!
Dino Babers really tried to give himself the nickname "Flintstone" in high school.
Dino likes to talk about politics on TKP.
Edit- I'm disgraced at my poor TKP'ing effort.
Dino Babers also needs to TKP harder.
http://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/467464#comment-467464
I've seen a couple worded similarly, but no getting around it: Dino Babers is named Dino Babers. Nuff said.
Dino Babers' first girlfriend broke up with him after he called her "Babers' babers."
Dino's #1 goal is to win the time of possession battle.
Dino Babers thinks that Syracuse joining the ACC is a ploy to keep them in a P5 conference while they secretly negotiate with the Big12
Dino Babers sees no geographical inconsistencies with Boston College, Syracuse, Notre Dame, and Louisville joining the ACC. He's pushing hard for Montana to get the next invite.
Dino Babers thinks Greg Paulus should be a starting QB in the NFL.
Dino Babers thinks climate change involves a thermostat.
Dino Babers thinks only Carrier thermostats can make climate change, and that other thermostats are a hoax.
Dino Babers used to be named Bob Dienars before watching Harry Potter.
Okay now I get it.
Dino Babers = Is Bad Boner
Dino Babers quite enjoys Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials. He practices falling backwards into pools
Every time I think of the name "Dino Babers," I can't help but read it like Jimmy Two Times in Goodfellas.
"We're gonna play Dino Babers, Dino Babers."
It works, trust me. And now, it will be in your head too.
Darn you.
Dino Babers, Dino Babers.
Dino Babers doesn't understand why people keep making dinosaur jokes about him.
Dino Babers thinks oranges are only grown in Syracuse!!!
Dino Babers thinks he's a Clever Girl
Dino Babers doesn't like that we're using his name
Dino Babers thinks Salt Potatoes are overrated
Dino Barbers thinks Pokie Sticks have something to do with Pokemon Go.
Side note: Dino Barbers plays Pokemon Go.
Dino Barbers thinks "Gotta catch 'em all" refers to STDs
Dino Babers goes to Radford?
Also, you'll need to get a shot of penicillin and use this tiny comb.
Dino thinks syphilis and the crabs are related.
Dino Babers doesn't understand the glory of Wawa
Dino Babers thinks Wawa is better than Sheetz
Dino Babers thinks fresh, delicious hoagies are better than microwaved dog-food
It's spelled M-O-E-S
Why are you bringing up Chipotle and Moe's?
FTFY
No, it was right the first time.
Trying...Not...to...downvote....
Dino Babers gets into arguments about which gas station has better food.
If you can't tell I have a deep passion for wawa and deem it necessary to point out one fact. Wawa begin as a dairy farm and grocery store. In the early 2000's they made the smart business decision to also sell gas. At heart, they are not a gas station. Theyre just business-savvy.
If you ever find yourself in upstate NY, check out Stewarts (not related to the beverage). Also started as a dairy/ice cream store, now they have gasoline, etc. and are on every corner. No touch screens, but they keep more of a home town feel.
Sheetz is 100% family owned, by the way. I was Shift Supervisor in '99-'00 before enlisting.
Stewarts sounds like Sheetz too. They started as a dairy store here in central PA (Altoona) and then started selling gas.
or Weigel's in Knoxville...I'm seeing a trend here.
So, if you want to own a gas station chain, open a dairy store?
I grew up in Johnstown NY - 40 miles west of Albany. Unless Stewarts has revamped their store layouts and typical locations they can't really hold a candle to Sheetz or WaWa. They've always felt a little closer to sketchy gas station on the deserted road than you would expect/like from a regional chain.
They've been remodeling all over the Saratoga region, but I've always found even the older ones well lit, friendly and convenient. They don't have the technology of Sheetz, but they've got ice cream and handmade shakes.
When people call him DY-no, Dino Babers likes to tell them it's DE-no.
When people call him DE-no, he tells them it's DY-no.
He enjoys sitting out on the street corner next to his kid's lemonade stand, just so he can correct people.
Dino is never pronounced "Kevin".
Dino Babers asks football players and their weekly press conferences if they have a comment on politics.
Dino Babers thought he got lucky by getting the Hokies as a crossover opponent this preseason.
Dino Babers thinks Syracuse has a bright future because they capture the New York City TV market.
Dino Babers believes he has already created a better football legacy at Syracuse than Jim Brown, Ernie Davis, Donavon McNabb and John Mackey combined.
Dino sided with Shawn Michaels in the Montreal screwjob.
An anagram of Dino Babers is Sir Bad Bone
UNC grads will incorrectly claim another anagram is Sad Trombone, but even though they are wrong, they are right.
Their Anagram Studies course is a joke
It works in Swahili
Sir Bad Bone? Is he trying to ride the Ken Bone internet wave?
List of Anagrams
Dino Babers vehemently denies any and all pussy touchdowns.
Dino agrees to provide everyone pizza and beer for helping him move. He gets one pizza from Little Caesars and a six-pack of Steel Reserve for 8 people.
Dino hangs in the Syracuse Holiday Inn bar on karaoke night . He enjoys singing "Baby Its Cold Outside" and "Everybody Loves Somebody Sometimes" while pounding 7 and 7's or rail vodka!
Dino Babers makes political posts on social media, and then gets mad when people comment on them.
This isn't hatin' on Dino, but it's hatin' on Cuse, and thought it was worthy of being posted:
This is why I love TKP....stuff like this, thanks fam.
Best. Ever.
I remember watching this real-time and laughing heartily.
The only good thing to come out of Syracuse is I-81
And Dino Babers thinks there aren't enough trucks on I-81. He wonders why people aren't satisfied with two lanes.
No one cared who Dino Babers was until the hatin' on thread
Dino made up some elaborate back story about the family meaning of his name to cover up the fact that his Momma was indeed dumb enough to name him Dino.
Dino is an old family name. They changed it way back. Used to be Shithouse.
What Barbers thinks he is:
What Barbers really is:
Dino Babers:
Dino Barbers:
When asked for a breakdown of this week's opponent, Dino Babers said Virginia looks pretty good, and Bronco has the program headed in the right direction.
Larry Fedora thinks two weeks of preparation for Miami should be enough.
Larry Fedora posts in the wrong thread.
Larry Fedora is thinking of changing his surname to "Bowler"
Dino is still trying to figure out how planes can take off and land on the Carrier Dome.....
Dino doesn't think delivering Chipotle by drone is innovative
Dino Babers thought Bud's defense was overrated after holding his 2002 A&M offense to 156 total yards and 3 turnovers. He was promptly fired four days later and replaced by Kevin Sumlin.
This is actually all true.
Someone, I believe it was Nathaniel Adibi, said they took their lunch pail dirt from the one place the Aggies couldn't reach: the endzone.
Dino Babers says in 2003 it only rained when aTm had the ball.
He blames the 2002 game on the lack of air conditioning in Kyle Field; this game should go in their favor, because Carrier...
Dino Babers is game planning against Lawson as the starting QB.
Dino Babers' recruiting pitch goes as follows.
At Cuse' "..we aint' come to play school, or defense"
Is it because Syracuse are the bastards of the Atlantic? Or because they will be the last ones in line for the ACC Crown once everyone else has worn it at least once?
Dino Babers thinks Syracuse got into the ACC because football.....
Dino Banners puta sugar in his diet coke.
*Phone auto corrected. But Dino Banners sounds funnier.
Dino Banners is 2x the coach and 3x the aspartame
Dino Baber thinks Orange Julius is the official drink of Syracuse.
Dino calls Fuente "Fuentes" (Even though he has played against him before) and he called Bud Foster, "Bob" Foster in his press conference Monday.
Bud and Coach Fuente after we win 89-0
Babers, Barbers, Banners, Larry, Bowler...? Who are we Hatin' on here?
Dino Babers tried to imitate Frank Beamer.
He got the eyes part, but not the stifled chuckle.
Dino Babers wishes Heather Dinich would return to the ACC Blog
Dino Babers thinks UVA will win the Coastal
Babers: "The time comes in, the tide goes out. You can't explain that!"
Dino Babers waves Jason Werth home when the shortstop has the ball in hand with an easy 120 foot throw to home plate.
Dino Babers expected Dusty Baker to actually win in the postseason.
Dino Babers woke up thinking today was Saturday. Now he's sadly looking out of his office window at a cloudy sky.
Dino's defensive scheme is prehistoric.
Honored to give you your first turkey leg.
Checks user name...
Eh, might be him.
Checks profile...
Cake!?
He's way too young. Says his birthday is 4/27/2016 \s
Posting at five months. Kids these days.
Dino Babers posts on Facebook about a business opportunity and swears it's not a pyramid scheme.
Dino Babers says he wants to let you in on the ground floor of something big.
Saturday's Early Bird Special. All you can eat.
Thought that spot was a smudge on my screen. Definitely took me a minute.
Dino Babers gets too personal in his criticisms of Heather Dinich
EDIT: Hatin' On threads are definitely the most passive aggressive way to address internal community issues.
Dino Babers thinks Heather Dinich is an analyst with a strong understanding of college athletics.
Dino Babers thought jar jar binks was a well developed and integral character.
Dino Babers thought this deal was getting worse all the time.
Now he thinks this deal is very fair and he's glad to be a part of it.
Rare footage of Syracuse recruiting under Dino Babers
Dino Babers welcomes to Hokies back to the Carrier Dome any time they'd like to stop by.
Can't hate on a man who coached his team to play their hearts out.
Dino knows what he is doing!
Dino babers is a sucky suck face and I hate him and his ass face. Everything is awful and I hate everything. Poop.
I didn't have a "yabba dabba doo" time on Saturday, and it's Dino Babers' fault.