Saban - it just might be true

By: bluehokie2006 on October 31, 2016, 1:37 PM | 18 comments

This tweet explains it all about Satan, I mean Saban.

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Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 9 years 8 months #

Goddammit, you spoke his name! Don't you know you have to finish drawing the circle before you say his name???

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 9 years 8 months # ^

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

NerdMagic's picture NerdMagic | 9 years 8 months # ^

That's because Kevin, like all intelligent humans, prefers cake.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 9 years 8 months # ^

When Kevin from The Office is an example of an "intelligent human"on your side, you have already lost.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

99AgHokie's picture 99AgHokie | 9 years 8 months #

Just don't say it three times or he'll show up!

There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

RebJanus's picture RebJanus | 9 years 8 months # ^

Saban Saban............Saban

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 9 years 8 months #

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Chris's picture Chris
TEEMING WITH INTEL
| 9 years 8 months #

I find this hilarious. That said, I actually love Saban and think he is an incredible coach who is helping kids fulfill their dreams and for a lot of them, take care of their families and give them chances they might have never gotten.

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 9 years 8 months # ^

Are you being held against your will? Blink twice for yes.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 9 years 8 months # ^

*BLINK* *BLINK*
Double "No". Got it.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Dirk Smirkley's picture Dirk Smirkley | 9 years 8 months #

My birthday is today... what's that say about me?

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 9 years 8 months # ^

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

RocketHokie13's picture RocketHokie13
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| 9 years 8 months # ^

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

bluehokie2006's picture bluehokie2006 | 9 years 8 months #

And then there's this nugget to come out today:

Apparently his wife doesn't want to move.

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 9 years 8 months # ^

That makes about as much sense as the plot of Highlander 2. Saban is poorly suited to coach in the NFL, but might just be the best college football coach every. His top strengths are specifically what sets the college game apart from the pros.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 9 years 8 months # ^

One an two in the polls both have NFL experience. One of the games this past weekend was talking about understand game mamangement coming from the NFL to big time college ball. Makes some sense, I guess.
-Bama, Michigan, Louisville, Wisconsin, Nebraska all in the top 10 with coaches that have NFL head coaching experience.

But while poking around at backgrounds of coaches that have been highly ranked this year, came across Jim Grobe's wiki page. HERE I find it amusing that he graduated from loluva, even playing 2 years there, then staying as a GA for one. BUT, his alma mater is listed as Ferrum, where he only attended two years...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

H_ighlander_okie's picture H_ighlander_okie | 9 years 8 months # ^

Billy Wagner also went there...fun fact.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

InEnemyTerritory's picture InEnemyTerritory
PIE!
| 9 years 8 months # ^

Would you want to admit you graduated from LOLUVA?

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.