weekly weather report TECHMO bowl

I'm gonna keep this brief as I have unfortunately come down with the flu this week but given that its a monster home game and my fever has finally broken i figured it was time to think football again.

After a gritty win over a pesky Duke team the hokie still have control of their own destiny and have a pretty good shot to make the ACC championship.

yeah football games are played in bad weather too DEAL WITH IT

anywho lets focus on our game against the dreaded bumble bees

they should really consider changing their mascot to this or the honey nut cheerios guy

The weather outlook is at least looking sunny and nice out, with a really strong high pressure system blowing in over illinois and a trough giving way to a ridge it should lead to a glorious day on saturday. With the skies being as clear as they are however temperatures will drop very quickly as the day progresses. By the end of the night we could be looking at temperatures around or just below freezing so certainly bring a layer or two to the game. Likewise there should be little to no wind, cloud cover or precipitation.

basically me every time the forecast is mildly nice

What this means for our game? Hopefully our offense doesn't start slow, the best way to beat paul johnson is to make him play catchup and then step on the gas as hard as you possibly can. If there was a year to pulverize paul johnson this is it, their team is down and another big hit could lose the man his job and would leave to us never having to deal with another shin diving offense again.

We need to prevent them from getting ahead of the sticks on down and defense, weather will absolutely not play a factor. The more I think about it the more I would prefer to play this team later in the season, heat and fatigue will not play a factor and thankfully it wont be too cold to catch the ball (a la duke tyrods freshman year). Ultimately I think we win this game but I think it will be tight, losing all of these guys in the secondary really hurts on such an assignment heavy game..

Final prediction

High 52
Low 29
Kick off temp 45
Cloud cover - crystal clear
precip - nada

GO HOKIES

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haha oddly enough my brother and i both had that nickname in high school

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

but how is it pronounced? Does it rhyme with "bribe" or is it pronounced like "SHE-bay"?

cuz, for whatever reason, I instinctively go with the latter but I just feel like that's probably not right.

Onward and upward

The former and dont worry ive been called everything under the sun. Newspaper managed to spell my last name schieban my sophmore year once

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

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He lies, We called him hot pants....

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You're the best weather guy, FAM!

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Ok, why do I suddenly have that song from the Karate Kid stuck in my head

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

IDK, because looking at this I have everything but Karate Kid stuck in my head.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Someone wants the hose....

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I think the problem is that he is rubbing the lotion on the skin...

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Oh shit, he's singing Goodbye Horses, isn't he?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Cold weather means ample clothing to conceal excessive amounts of airplane bottles. Lets turn Lane into a deafening fucking shit show.

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Well, I do know for a fact that bees are less active in cooler/cold weather. So this is good news.

Damnit i feel like thats a pun i totally missed out on

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Not this one tho

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Thank you sir. Good to know you are feeling better!

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Weather forecast for this week....

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

the best way to beat paul johnson is to make him as hard as you possibly can

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That's what you call football weather. Nothing but net, Mr. eshiben.

Leonard. Duh.