LOLUVA Strikes Again

LOLUVA's notorious use of graphics strikes again.

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You uhhhh... wanna talk about something?

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

toomanymitches purposefully double posts to justify his drinking problem s/ (maybe?)

Go Hokies

to be fair this was on the back of the Highlights magazine their PR guy was reading and he accidentally thought it was the front when he made copies.

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I'm so confused - are they losing to Georgia Tech or are they losing to Miami?

All of the above.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

Yes.

Maybe Miami changed their logo?

Onward and upward

Maybe Miami also changed their stadium in hopes to attract a larger crowd?

Football coaches working on some inspirational messaging for their big matchup against Miami Tech

Cool watermark, bro! What is that? Hokie Stone? NO WAY?!?! WAHOOS USE HOKIE STONE TOO? Aww, except you don't. Nevermind, it's a "crinkled paper" soooo someone's already thrown away a ticket to this game. Awesome.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Sure you are, dude. Sure you are.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Apparently, "Streaking the Lawn" retweeted this article from we world-reknown sports journalist, who thinks our twitter is 'corny.' Probably a LOLUVA alum looking for a way to make fun of VT in about the only way they can think of...

Further:

Athlon Sports Ranked Us as Top 3 Twitter Accounts Last Year

As much as I think that account is fairly weak, I'd take VT's twitter game over LOLUVA's photoshop game any day.

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We need to talk about people who lead off their articles by saying we need to talk about something.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Usually the people that start out with 'We need to talk about...' have no one to talk about it with... like poor Alex here, with his 122 followers, of which some are straight up pornbots.

#Gameday4pornbots

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Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

I read it expecting to get blasted about some of the @VT_Football tweets that have made me cringe over the past couple years, and found none. Our Twitter account sucks, but the best example you can come up with is that we tweeted too many Frank Beamer hashtags after he retired? Top notch investigative journalism there, Alex.

Yes, my exact thoughts. I mean, if you look at who Alex is following on his twitter account, there is nothing even close to anything related to Virginia Tech. My guess is that he got too tired of seeing others RT the #GameDay4Frank hashtags, and decided to write an amateur rant, with little to no substance to his argument. Top notch journalism, indeed.

Well I guess when you can't hate on our football game you have to hate on our Twitter game. If social media is the only thing they can rag us on for then I guess we must be doing something right.

Using /s is for cowards.

An account with over 100,000 followers is struggling to hit double digits in retweets on a post intended to make people laugh?

Lol whens the last time this guy got 10 likes on ANYTHING. What a prick

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

A total tool, and clickbait writer with no basis and very poor examples.

Maybe he should have done his research for why GameDay4Frank was even a thing...

That guy is a tool and his article is garbage but he reached the correct conclusion that our Twitter account is not good.

Every second counts

Even a blind squirrel...

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...is right twice a day

did I do that right?

Onward and upward

Like a screen door on a tree.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

That's so cute - @joelestra

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running yards

having a glossary helps when reading up on LOLUVa football:
Rushing - running
Passing - tossing
Turn overs - whoopsies
penalty - no no
win over hokies - pipe dream

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Oh this is fun!
Spring game - Spring festival
Attendance - emptiness
Winning record - Basketball season

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Spring game - Garden Party

Tailgating - Wine tasting

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

See Also:
Tailgating- Case of Zima

Go Hokies

Alcohol - Zima

Fans - pixels to be added

"Exit light..."

( )VA

Never seen anyone using more than one stroke to write a "U". Dude must have failed kindergarten

edit: the mix of upper and lower case is annoying but those "g"s are making me cringe

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Maybe the chalk broke.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.