OT: 2016 Thanksgiving Sides Power Rankings

Thanksgiving is a side dish bonanza. List your top-five sides in order and prepare to be wrong about what you like to eat.

  1. Gravy
  2. Brussel sprouts cooked in butter and bacon
  3. Potato casserole
  4. Gelled (this is important) cranberry sauce
  5. Stuffing of any type or variety

[Related: 2014 Thanksgiving Sides Power Rankings Thread]

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1) Pumpkin Pie
2) Wine
3) Stuffing with gravy
4) Mashed potatoes
5) Bacon (when you cure your own bacon it can be a side dish)

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Its always 110 Holden...said every mining engineer ever.

1. Stuffing
2. Sweet Potatoes
3. Gelled Cranberry Sauce
4. Brussel Sprouts with Prosciutto
5. The bacon that was cooked on top of the turkey in the grill

1. Green Bean casserole
2. Pumpkin Pie
3. Dressing/Stuffing
4. Cranberry relish/sauce

1) Dressing - A) it's dressing unless you stuff the turkey with it and B) ours is made with a pound each of sausage and bacon for maximum deliciousness
2) Cranberry bread - the good ol' Ocean Spray bag recipe. Skip the relish, though, and jut eat that shit toasted, with butter
3) Garlic mashed potatoes
4) Pumpkin pie, though we'll have to see how this year's experiment with pecan pie brownies goes...

A) Mac and cheese - can't be firmly placed in the list, as it depends on what recipe is used. Definitely top 5, though

And gravy is a condiment...

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Agree that gravy is a condiment, not a side.

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

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Gravy is one of the four major food groups. Just ask anyone with roots in SW Va.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Haha, SWVA born and raised... I agree that Gravy in general is a staple, but no one goes back for just a ladle full of gravy with nothing else to go along with it (other than to dip your roll). Plus you put gravy on top of other sides... gravy is an enhancer, thus making it a condiment.

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

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but no one goes back for just a ladle full of gravy with nothing else to go along with it

not with that attitude we don't

LOL. Don't me wrong, I love gravy, just not as a standalone "side".

To hell with the Mannequin Challenge (stupid anyway...), I hereby submit to you, the fine folks of TKP, the #GravyChallenge.

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

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I feel like you could have an entire power ranking of gravy types.

Cranberry sauce is the UVA equivalent of side dishes. Trash.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

I make delicious homemade cranberry sauce every year. Come at me bro.

First, +1 cause you made me laugh. Second, cranberry sauce is awesome. You're trash.

Oh. So we're fighting today, is that what we're doing?

The wrong person is preparing your cranberry sauce.

I'm guessing it's from a can, which means at some point you've gone down the wrong path, but even the canned stuff has it's place --- and that place is better than UVa.

Cranberries, Bourbon, bring to boil. Mash. Enjoy

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I'll take that hold the cranberries and heat

1) real, slow cooked, true southern green beans from my grandparents garden
2) creamed corn
3) stuffing/dressing
4) homemade rolls
5) oyster pudding

What's oyster pudding? Never heard of it.

It's a baked oyster casserole basically

Ah, my cajun friends make the best oyster dressing (i'm guessing its the same as oyster pudding).

1). Stuffing (50/50 cornbread and breadcrumb based) with gravy

2) Wife's Dutch apple crumb pie

3) Wife's home made Carmel pecan yeast rolls

4) day after leftover turkey and sausage gumbo

5). Daughter's cookies and cream pie

  1. Gravy
  2. Rolls and our biscuits
  3. Mashed potatoes smothered in gravy
  4. Broccoli smothered in Bearnaise sauce
  5. Bacon... Annually scratch that, bacon is all of them

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

1. Gravy (over turkey)
2. Gravy (over stuffing)
3. Gravy (over biscuits)
4. Gravy (over mashed potatoes)
5. Gravy (wherever else it ends up on the plate)

Is coronavirus over yet?

What time should I come over for?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

1. Biscuits
2. Turnip Greens cooked down with smoked turkey hocks
3. Macaroni and Cheese
4. Mashed Potatoes
5. Gravy with Stuffing

1. My grandma's sweet potato casserole
2. My sweet potato casserole
3. My mom's sweet potato casserole
4. Smoked turkey
5. Stuffing

1. Stuffing (Grandma's recipe, before you argue, know that you're wrong.)
1. Stuffing (yep, that's not a typo)
3. Cranberry sauce (jellied)
4. Gravy with roasted potatoes, onions, and carrots
5. Butter with Cornbread

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

1. Pumpkin Pie
2. Apple Pie
3. Sweet Potatoe Pie
4. Pecan Pie
5. Chocolate Pie

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Gravy on everything. (Turkey, potatoes, Mac n cheese, rolls, everything)

Cranberry sauce

Collard greens

Rolls... I hate biscuits.

Stuffing/dressing.

I hate biscuits

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Sorry bro, I've just never had a biscuit that wasn't overly dry and/or turn to a paste like consistency when you start chewing it.

that's a real shame

It is. A well-made biscuit is heaven. That said, it is infinitely more difficult to make a good biscuit than a good roll.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Since you apparently don't have a mama... next time you're in Blacksburg, try a side trip to Roanoke, and get breakfast at the Roanoker Restaurant near Towers mall. They make the best biscuits, hands down. You'll never have to hate biscuits again.

Leonard. Duh.

They'd be hard pressed to beat Biscuit Head in Asheville.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

But you probably don't have to wait ~2 hours for them like at Biscuit Head

That was a great, great movie.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Tom, get these men some muskets.

There are no spare muskets.

(Pause)

Wait here muskets will be available shortly

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This is my favorite. You nailed the reaction in a GIF perfectly. For this you have my vote for winning the interwebs today.

in Fuller we trust

1. Sweet Potato Pie
2. Sweet Potato Casserole
3. Boiled Owl
4. Rolls
5. Turkey skin/mashed potatoes

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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..boiled owl?

Broccoli, Cauliflower, Cream of Mushroom soup, cheese and mushrooms baked in oven.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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and an owl.

My top Five:

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

1. Dressing
2. Gravy
3. Brown Rice (family recipe from wife's family, made by wife, lick the bowl clean goodness.)
4. Homemade Mac &Cheese
5. Sweet corn from Poppa's garden.

Then, after dinner:
#1 desert: Wife's Buttermilk Pie. (Easy now....)

Stuffing
Green bean casserole

Onward and upward

PINEAPPLE CASSEROLE

1. Preparing to beat UVA (I suppose it's more of an appetizer than a side)
2. Dressing
3. Gravy
4. Cranberry compote w/orange and allspice (get out of here with that gelatinous glob)
5. Sauteed green beans and garlic

"Exit light..."

Thank goodness I'm not the only one who isn't interested in the jelly.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

1) My grandma's German chocolate cake
2) My grandma's rice and gravy
3) My mom's rolls
4) Candied yams
5) More of 1 through 4

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

1. Beer (how am I only the second one to post about beer?)
2. Sweet potato souffle with candied pecans on top, not the marshmallows.
3. Stuffing
4. Corn pudding
5. Cranberry relish - none of that jelly stuff. I'm a weirdo and enjoy the actual produce in cranberry sauce/relish.

Bonus: if we're talking desserts then my mom's bourbon chocolate pecan pie is awesome

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Upvote for sweet potatoes with pecans, not marshmallows.

Leonard. Duh.

Isn't gravy really more of a condiment? You add it to everything on your plate, but unless you're Chris Farley, you aren't going to drink gravy straight.

  1. Cornbread dressing
  2. Green bean casserole (my recipe, not that garbage with the french fried onions)
  3. Sweet potato casserole
  4. Yeast rolls
  5. Deviled eggs

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Share your recipe for green bean casserole - I've been roped into serving Thanksgiving meal for the In-Laws (it's a fair trade, if they come visit I get to escape and go to Lane on Saturday) and Mrs.VTmbaHacker insists on these things called vegetables.

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
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2 cans French style green beans, drained and patted dry
1 can cream of mushroom soup
8 ounces sharp cheddar cheese, grated
1 large sweet onion, diced
1 whole stick unsalted butter (not margarine)
1 pack Ritz crackers, crushed

Preheat oven to 350.

Melt butter in large skillet. Saute onion until translucent. Transfer onion from skillet into strainer, collecting butter drippings in a bowl.

In casserole dish, layer as follows:

  1. One can green beans
  2. 4 ounces shredded cheddar
  3. 1/2 sauteed onions
  4. 1/2 can mushroom soup
  5. One can green beans
  6. 4 ounces shredded cheddar
  7. 1/2 sauteed onion
  8. 1/2 can mushroom soup
  9. Crushed Ritz crackers

Drizzled melted butter drippings over top of crushed Ritz crackers. Bake uncovered for 45-55 minutes, until bubbling along edges. Turn on broiler and broil on high for 3-4 minutes to brown cracker topping.

Serves 4-6.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

This sounds amazing

1. Giblet Gravy (Giblets must be smoked with the turkey)
2. Cornbread Dressing - nobody stuffs anymore right?
3. Cranberry salad - agreed nobody wants to see that gelatinous blob
4. Green beans slow cooked with a ham hock
5. Bourbon pecan pie (with a glass of bourbon)

Edit: typo

"Don't go to, go through"

Nobody stuffs anymore right?

Thank you for being the only one here to make the very important distinction between stuffing and dressing. Stuffing is stuffed into the turkey, dressing is made in a pan. And dressing is just plain better.

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Fair point, EP brought this up first. However, regular gravy may be a condiment but giblet gravy is indeed a side dish in it's own right. And for gods sake remember "half the giblets go in the dressing, otherwise it's just cornbread." And yes that's a direct quote from my mother, who is a razorback from Arkansas but raised two proud Hokies and taught us both to cook.

"Don't go to, go through"

Aha, didn't see yours, leg for you! We have to spread the word.

1. Stuffing
2. Green bean casserole
3. Cranberry sauce
4. Bacon
5. Grandma's homemade mac and cheese

Washed down with a tall glass of Wahoo tears.

Friends don't let friends go to LOLUVA

1. My mom's scalloped oysters. Think slightly under cooked oyster stew mixed with saltines. Cause Mom and oysters.
2. My aunt Diana Banatsa's home made noodle lasagna, even though I have not had it in 25 years. Something about seeing the pasta draped over close lines in the kitchen to dry when you came over in the morning.
3. My mother-in laws garden grown butter beans in the pod, cooked for canning, but that one pot full put in the refrigerator instead of the cans, and slow re-cooked all day in fat back and butter for Thanksgiving.
4. Brussels sprouts oven roasted in with Wrights Burboun Barrel Bacon, tossed with candied hot peppers ad toasted slivered almond in a basaltic glaze. Best new side dish I've had in a decade.
5. My wife's crok-pot Mac and cheese. Crispy on the outside, chewy underneath, and creamy in the middle. The trick is five cups of shredded cheddar for every 8 oz's of pasta, plus the bacon, cream, evaporated milk and seasoning. Fried cheese on a solid platform.

Lima beans is the only food I like less than cranberries. I do not count gravy as a side, but a condiment I use to enhance.every side not named here. Pie is dessert, and again not a side, though we do the traditional pumpkin for family reasons, which almost as low on the dessert list as cake. I also do not count beer as a side, as I start on that when the turkey hits the egg, cause I "need" to do something with half a Fosters before seasoning it and shoving it up the turkey's a$$, and what difference will one more make is good all day on Thanksgiving., so might as well start before the sun comes up, which in my mind disqualifies it as a side, but hey, I'm the one putting up with my relatives, so don't judge till you party with them kinda run on thing. I have to spend the Holiday with a WVU fan, a Wahoo, and Tarheel. We'd never get along without starting early. Happy Thanksgiving!

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Maybe it's a South Carolina thing, but sweet potato crunch is peerless. mashed sweet potatoes with cooked in chunks of cinnamon and brown sugar. It's seriously unlike anything else and you plan your portions accordingly (around maximizing sweet potato crunch).

YES. Mom makes this as well and it is GLORIOUS.

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

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1. Wahoo Tears
2. Stuffing
3. Gravy
4. Sweet Potatoes
5. Mashed Potatoes
6. Real Cranberry Sauce (nothing sliceable).
Desserts are a whole different matter.

'07 Mechanical Engineering

"Touchdown, Tech! I have never enjoyed saying that more"
-Bill Roth

0. Pheasant (if my uncle gets one this year)
1. Stuffing!
2. Ocean Spray Whole Berry Cranberry Sauce. We've been over this!
3. Mashed potatoes
4. Steamed green beans with almond slices
5. Corn. On or off the cob, or in bread form
6. Brown sugar orange vegetable (carrot or yams)
a. Gravy over all of it

1. Bourbon and Brown Sugar Sweet Potatoes
2. Mashed potatoes and gravy
3. Corn Bread Stuffing
4. Green bean casserole (really its just french's fried onions)
5. Nana's cranberry sauce with REAL cranberries and mandarin oranges

All the cranberry love on here makes me question yalls life choices.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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You may need to look into a mirror of your own, grasshopper.

Leonard. Duh.

1. Turkey- Deep fried. When Adam Sandler wrote the song, he was inspired by deep fried turkey.
2. Collard greens
3. Sweet potato casserole, and sweet potato pie
4. Stuffing, and cranberry sauce - lumpy cranberry sauce, jelled, whatever
5. Broccoli casserole

Leonard. Duh.

Turkey as a side in the Leonard household?! Is an entire pig the main course?

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Actually, we do a traditional oven roasted turkey breast, and the deep fried turkey is for me. My birthday is typically during Thanksgiving week, so I get to choose. I choose deep fried turkey and OG collards - with ham hocks.

Leonard. Duh.

That sounds awesome

Happy bday Leonard

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Thanks, brother.

Leonard. Duh.

My birthday is also thanksgiving week. It's got its advantages and disadvantages

Mine's close by, but it depends on what you define as Thanksgiving Week, does the 20th count as that sometimes?

Not even close my sister's BD is 12/28 and she has been screwed all her life! LMAO!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

You're the only other person that listed collard greens. Good guy.

1. Beer
2. Stuffing
3. Chipotle Burrito
4. Cookout Milkshake
5. Football

1. Oyster stuffing
2. Slowed cooked green beans with bacon slices
3. Garlic mashed potatoes with mozzarella cheese
4. A few tall iced cold beers
5. Hot apple pie with vanilla ice cream on top

Happy Turkey day to all TKPer's and safe travels

1. Stuffing
2. Stuffing
3. Stuffing
4. Stuffing
5. Stuffing

(Also, gravy is a sauce, not a side. All of the stuffings above include gravy)

1. Corn Pudding (necessity)
2. Mashed taters
3. Stuffing
4. Pumpkin Pie
5. Chess Pie

Fire Whit.

If you don't put marshmallows on your sweet potatoes you're doing it all wrong

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

if swapping pecans for marshmallows on sweet potatoes is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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Sweet potatoes are not good. They aren't even a potato.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

1. Sweet Potato Casserole (nuts, cinnamon, sugar on top, no marshmallows!)
2. White Bread Dressing with gravy and a bite of turkey
3. Mashed Potatoes with gravy and a bite of turkey
4. Homemade cranberry sauce
5. Green Bean Casserole
6. Broccoli Casserole
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98. Cornbread Dressing - the stuff is mealy and awful. You people should be ashamed of yourselves (my wife included)

If you're not using the turkey as more of a relish/add-on to stuffing, mashed potatoes, and/or cranberry sauce, you're doing it wrong (unless it's a turkey leg).

Does the piecaken count as a Thanksgiving side? Where does it rank?

That's where that abomination belongs.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Damn right. If you want something that has pie and cake qualities while satisfying neither fully, make a cobbler and be done with it.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I think cobbler qualifies as pie.

I agree, cobbler is the brother of pie.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

1. single fried Eastern Shore, VA seaside oysters
2. single fried Eastern Shore, VA seaside oysters
3. single fried Eastern Shore, VA seaside oysters
4. single fried Eastern Shore, VA seaside oysters
5. single fried Eastern Shore, VA seaside oysters!

Deviled eggs (without mayo)
Since I'm one of the few members of my family that despise mayo I always have plenty of deviled eggs left over...thanks momma!

Dressing
Homemade Biscuits
Corn Pudding
Sweet Potato Cassarole
Pecan Pie (or, when that's gone, any other pie)

Eat. Watch Football. Sleep. Repeat until gone.

The correct answer is corn pudding and its not close.

1) Mashed potatoes and gravy
2) Dressing balls covered in gravy
3) Mac & Cheese
4) Green Bean Casserole
5) Pumpkin Pie

Ok I have lots of questions: mac and cheese for thanksgiving dinner? Gravy covering up the hours long cooking deliciousness of turkey? Cranberrys?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Yes.

He's no good to me dead.

Gravy makes everything better. And if its not making everything better, somebody done screwed up the Gravy. In which case they should be banished to kids table.

Cranberrys. I got nothing there. It just ends up taking plate space that could be used for more Gravy.

Do you put steak sauce on a perfectly cooked steak also?

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What is cooked steak?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

If the only steak you have eaten comes off a grill then you have missed out. Pan seared, sous -vide and oven cooked are great other ways to cook a steak.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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My grandpa was a butcher. I have had every cut and type of meat there is cooked in every way shape or form out there. I know how to make them good :)

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Country fried steak + gravy = heaven

beer

1. Roasted Garlic mashed potatoes (with light gravy)
2. Green bean casserole
3. Stuffing (with dark gravy)
4. Homemade Bourbon cranberry sauce.
5. Wife's chocolate chess pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

What is this bourbon cranberry sauce you speak of??? That would be of interest to some of us.

"Don't go to, go through"

put cranberries and bourbon and a little brown sugar into a pot on the stove and heat to boiling.
reduce heat to medium low after you get a good boil going
10 minutes later: (whole berry) store in fridge (jellied) blend in food processor or mash while in pot, then put in fridge

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Thanks 07, that is now on my menu for Thursday.

"Don't go to, go through"

This sounds delicious, my only concern is the lack of alcohol after boiling the bourbon (I don't have a problem, you have a problem).

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

1.) smoked Wahoo
2.) sweet potato casserole
3.) cornbread salad
4.) baked dressing - the key is using homemade buttermilk cornbread (not that cheap store bought bread crumb crap in a bag)
5.) pumpkin roll

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

and no marshmallows on the sweet potato casserole......save them for the hot cocoa.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Screw all of that. We are having prime rib and lobster. Several times when all could be here we had New England Clam Bakes.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

OK we have a winner in the non-traditionalist category. That just made the salivatory glands kick into overdrive.

"Don't go to, go through"

so... low country boil plus clams?

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This was my exact thought.

1. Stuffing
2. Gravy
3. All the pies
4. Beer
5. More beer

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

1. Mom's pumpkin pie
2. Mashed potatoes
3. Rolls
4. Dressing
5. Gravy

1. Grandma's rolls
2. Taters in any form
3. Dressing
4. Dressing
5. Dressing

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

1) Gravy
2) Bourbon
3) Bourbon
4) Bourbon
5) Gelled Cranberry Sauce

There is just too much family involved in Thanksgiving for my list to be much different.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

You had me at bourbon.

"Don't go to, go through"