Virginia Tech vs. Virginia Game Time, TV Info and Open Thread

The Hokies look to extend their winning streak over Virginia to 13.

Frank Beamer celebrates his final victory over Virginia. [ESPNU]

Who: Virginia Cavaliers (2-9, 1-6 ACC) at Virginia Tech Hokies (8-3, 5-2 ACC)
When: Saturday, November 26, 2016 at 12:00 PM EDT
Where: Blacksburg, Virginia | Lane Stadium (66,233)
Watch/Listen: ESPN2/Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: Virginia Tech opened at -20, but the line has since moved to Virginia Tech -18 1/2.
Weather: Partly Cloudy and 42 degrees at kickoff
Series: The Hokies hold a 55-37-5 advantage in the series. More recently, Tech has won 12 straight over the Hoos, and 16 out of the last 17.
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Ahhhhh gameday. Hokies crush the boohoos today big. 42-14

LETS GOOOOOOOO


Well that worked out well.

This picture and a Natty Light makes me very happy.

Hate, or just the reality of a better program? I love this game.

Ready to see my first commonwealth cup clash.

Also glad to see Key Player number 327 has joined.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Wow what a first Commonwealth Cup clash to present for.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Folks up early. Must be noon kickoff!

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Getting ready to Rock n Roll-

Go Hokies!

Seen somewhere they are doing a ceremony for the seniors at 11:30, is this correct?

Yep

30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

Nice, thanks man

How are ticket sales?

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Good not great

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Everyone should be wearing #25 today! Let the magic continue...start jumpin'!!

GO HOKIES!

First game of the year I'm getting to see live and bringing my 5 year old son and 3 year old daughter. Her first game. His first since he was 2. Every game we've won this season, I've watched from home. So basically if things go south it's all my fault...

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

07, TKP is holding you accountable.

I have not heard. What unis today?

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Maroon helmets, maroon jerseys, white pants

β€œI like the donuts.” -Bud Foster

Expect us on your doorstep if we lose

My prediction is that Sam Rodgers will have 25 touchdowns....in the first quarter.

[Mod Edit: The only 'D' in Rogers is the one he's running through.]

Fire Whit.

It was hard to take this post seriously with the typo in there.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

LET'S do this thing

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

3 hours

Going to Lane today:

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Let's Go Hokies!!!

This guy gets it

I don't think TKP wants to be this site. Plenty of female posters.

If this is what you want, plenty places on the internet for it.

Updated. Let's Go Hokies!!

Thanks!

#FAM, I am prepared to be fully-dipped in dork magic. I think it's safe to say that today, Sam Rogers will not be denied...

β€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

I really hope bronco has been using the fact that they could deny us a trip to Orlando as motivation all week. Now that NC state has thrown that out the window their team would suddenly find themselves without motivation less than 24 hours before game time.

Lay the wood, Hokies

Virginia Tech School of Architecture Class of 2014
Fan of Hokies, Ravens, NY Giants, Orioles

Hehe......wood.

I want to see a 30+ point win so badly today. But I'm not going to be picky. I'll take any kind of win.

LETS GO HOKIES!

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Fuente's got you.

Wish granted.

30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

The only other time we've played on November 26 was 38-0.

Oh, it's the fifth anniversary of 38-0.

New to the keyplay from Idaho
GO HOKIES!

Welcome to the party

Welcome, pal.

β€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Welcome!!

Strong username. Leg up!

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Welcome from a fellow Idahokie!

3 more Key Players before kickoff come on guys.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Happy Hokie Day !! Crush the Cavs!!

Let's Go

HOKIES

Link please?

Due to it being a noon kickoff, I had to start drinking at 10:30. It's my girlfriends first Commonwealth Cup...she may be judging me, but right now she seems to be taking it in stride.

hokie power hour starts at 845 here in idaho!

Well, like my buddy B always says, "Ya can't drink all day unless you start in the morning."

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

So much truth here. Buddy B sounds like a wise man.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

If you're watching the game from home, WDBJ7 is doing another pregame special this week, started at 11am so check it out if you're so inclined. It's been a pretty fun retrospective of the Clash in the Commonwealth so far.

β€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Link

I like this. A good change of pace from the 5 hour Michigan-Ohio State pregame show on ESPN.

Seriously

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

Not a coincidence that wild turkey commercial is 1 minute prior to kickoff

Sam crying broke me

Yeah, I have it on good authority that they had to lay on a couple of extra groundsmen this game to fix the divots in the turf from his tears.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Dude... seeing Sam balling his eyes out... who's cutting onions??!!?

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Does anybody have a link to the game please? In-laws don't have ESPN2

Should be available on the watch ESPN app.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Not authorized to play content (in-laws have Cox cable basic). Can somebody please help? I'll change my username to the correct spelling if someone provides a link and we win.

So, uh you got the link, and we won. Does this mean you have to create a new account and pay again to join the Key Players Club? :)

Whoops! Heh heh. Guess the corn'd whiskey and my logic didn't totally put that together. Always thought we're able to change our usernames on here since we can do that with our passwords and photos. Btw, welcome and glad you're here

Alright, the D stepped up after giving them about 30 yards.

Knew Mizzell would be an issue but damn that was too much.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

We call him Vape here. Eventually, he'll fizzle out.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Fucking bronchitis!!! Watching from the couch instead of Lane.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

At least you can fucking watch it. I go to Watch ESPN and it's making me select a provider which then is asking me for a fucking sign in.

Thanks. All locked in.

Bronchitis - it'll get after ya!

I hear copious amounts of bourbon are good for that - or maybe not. I'm not a doctor.

I'm on it.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Ain't nobody got time for that!

-Being aggressive, being tough...that's the Virginia Tech way.

Pass pro has been frustrating all year

We badly need OL recruits

I thought we had a shitton.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Looks like we'll be seeing equal doses of Rogers, Peoples and TMac today. Like how they are all running.

Pass protection needs some work on third and passing downs.

Oh my god

Got some pass protection on that 3rd and 7 throw. Nice catch by Ford.

Touchdown 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Classic SamDozer run

Rogers baby

Sam's the man.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

MISTA ROGERS.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

SAM FUCKING ROGERS!!!!

DORK MAGIC

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Ole Sam "Butcher Knife" Rogers with the TD!

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Dat boy can Ball

Semper Fi

A fitting start to today's game.

Now Sam just needs to catch one and throw one.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Sam isn't being denied today

Hopefully that was the spark we needed to start blowing this one open. A heart can only handle so much.

Not many running backs pick up six on that run. Stopped clear short. Only Sam can grind out those few extra yards. Love it.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

DO NOT EVER TRY TO DENY SAM ROGER'S PUSSY TOUCHDOWNS.

What is the logo at the 25yd line for?

Probably honoring Coach Beams

Semper Fi

It's an as yet not described Hokie Club future something. Frank Beamer is going to spearhead whatever it is.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Theme for next year? Drive for 25 straight bowls, maybe?

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

God bless Sam Rogers

-Being aggressive, being tough...that's the Virginia Tech way.

The ESPN announcers are riding LOLUVA's QB rotation hard right now.

... because UVa is riding their QB rotation...

Was that the LOLUVA football motto one of their coaches was wearing?

WHATEVER
WHATEVER

C'MON MAN

Well, we won't see TMac anymore today.

Dang it, Dragon...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Why can't T Mac hold onto the ball

Semper Fi

The numbers suggest nobody on our team can. Frustrating.

damnit

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Just don't fumble.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

And that's the last we see of McMillan this season

That is exactly what I thought until he showed up a garbage time.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

definitely a fumble......

With the consistent ball security issues I think we need to get the boxing glove on a stick back out. Just sayin'.

Shane says hi

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

They should be willing to try anything at this point. I don't miss Shane's rotations, but the glove on the stick I'd reconsider.

Shame Beamer's backs didn't fumble this much ;)

Semper Fi

Need the boxing glove on a stick

The Dude Abides

Remember when Shane was crucified for not playing tmac more? Maybe coaches aren't always more stupid than fans?

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

1. Nijman gave up both 3rd down sacks.
2. Can Evans start keeping it on some of these "reads"?
3. Rogers is the man.
4. Effing fumbles.

Ok, got it all out of my system. Go Hokies!!

Loving UVAs QB situation right now

The Dude Abides

BIG TIME KENNY KEN

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

NOOOOOOOO!

You can't maul the kicker.

Please keep talking about Ohio state Michigan

Can't say VT didn't go all out for the kick

The Dude Abides

Are you effing kidding me

Semper Fi

got lucky. Could've easily been roughing the kicker.

If punter is always vulnerable, what is the definition of running into the kicker that isn't roughing?

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

Usually hitting the kicking leg is running into the kicker, while hitting the plant leg is roughing the kicker. It's not always that black and white though.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

I think roughing is called when you blow the punter up or hit his plant leg. Conte got hit in the mid-section and that could've been considered "blowing him up" but I think 26 tried to pull up and just couldn't. The ref gave him the benefit of the doubt.

Bullet dodged. Shoulda been roughing. Woof.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

lucky

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

99 yard drive anyone?

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

yes please

The Dude Abides

Cam says Done!

Well played, 99!!!

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

VT Offense wakes up!

C'mon guys, let's keep it moving!

UVA guy just took out his guy's legs.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Injured UVA LB Chris Peace is a friend and former HS teammate of my cousin's. Good kid.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

It's a shame to see anyone hurt -- and it's their last game of the season.

He's walking around, so we'll likely see him again in this game.

Hodges! Gotta hold on to that!

Bucky, you gotta catch that!

what a play fake...

Jesus Christ Bucky

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Are we tryna set the record for dropped sure TD's the last two games?

Fuck Bucky shoulda caught that

Semper Fi

Ugh, Bucky. Good God.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Good call for a timeout.

dammit bucky

The Dude Abides

C'MON SON

Worried about Ford going off injured

can't drop THAT!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Man, Bronco looked very similar to Al Groh on the sidelines there....

Drops happen to everyone but they are always frustrating to watch.

Ford shaken up?

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

I swear. Conte is the worst player on the field. I've never seen him touch a soul when he's pulling.

IMO plays like that drop Bucky from a top 15 pick to a 2nd/3rd round pick if he leaves this year.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

I can assure you a dropped pass doesn't significantly affect anyone's draft stock. There is a weird anti-Bucky vibe on here that lacks a legitimate foundation.

He's dropped a lot of sure TDs over his career. Definitely more than Cam and Isaiah combined. I'm not anti-Bucky, I love the guy. I just think his hands are too inconsistent to be a 1st round pick.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

He was trying to run with the ball after catching it...go back to the fall and catch move Bucky!

Since Bucky dropped that pass, I believe it is imperative that he returns to VT next season. Decision made.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

They will send draft report back as just a clip of that I'm sure

Ford back in. that's huge.

Looked like ford aggravated that ankle again

YES, CAM!

HELL YEAH

TD Cam! What a catch by Phillips.

incredible play by evans

Blanding is a very good safety!

If you disregard that play.

Nothing against Blanding for me. Evans threw that ball exactly where he needed to.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

It was a great throw. I'm more making fun of the announcer, who stumbled over that comment pretty well while Blanding laid in the turf.

CAAaAaAaAaAaAaMMmmMmMmMmm

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

TOUCHDOWN HOKIES!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Cam! That was the same play and spot on the field where he scored our first TD of the season!

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Whoever wanted a 99-yard TD drive (i.e. all of us), your wishes have been granted.

Side note: anyone else noticing that Evans has set up under center more often today than he has all season?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Hadn't noticed but I'll be watching it now

I saw that in the first drive. I think it is giving Evans a bit more rhythm with his footwork on passing plays.

We've run pretty well from that formation too, it appears.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Good Cam is a baaaaad man!

No "Un-sportsman like" penalty there on UVA following the TD?

Is coronavirus over yet?

Blanding gets burned!

Yes. Keep pounding them. I want to see Motley polishing them off in the rout in the 2nd half.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

I want motley to come in and out score loluva score

Hokiebirds?!?!?! WTF ESPN

You're right. It's not a team of mascots.

That graphic made it look like Lamar had a mullet

Did Carroll get hurt? Looks like Cam is returning punts now.

Was wondering the same thing. He's on the sideline with his helmet off.

Wait, what?

That was on UVa.

"No way!"

- bronco

I want 38-0, bro

The Dude Abides

with the way this is game going, I kinda want 56-0

ROGERS BABY!! THAT MAN IS FIRED UP!!!!! OH MY GOD!!

ROGERS

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I'm gonna miss this dude, y'all.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

We got any more walk-on studs for next year?

-Being aggressive, being tough...that's the Virginia Tech way.

Wasn't Peoples a walk on?

That's a TD - he did not step out of bounds.

Rogers with a pair of TDs on Senior Day. Looked like that open field run against OSU

The Dude Abides

Sam with the shimmy shake!!

SAM ROGERS!

2/25 touchdowns! 23 more to go!

Let's Go

HOKIES

Sam going for 25 TDs today.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Couldn't happen to a better H-O-K-I-E... Hokie

Semper Fi

I love Sam Rogers

Rogers has really taken Beamer's words about remembering this game for the rest of your life to heart.

Enter 'Sam-man'!!!

Supposed to be 32 yd.

This is fantastic

Damn, so bitter sweet. Love Rogers

That #25 jersey is making Sam Rogers OP today

Fully Dipped.

Sam Rogers IS Virginia Tech!

I love that he's wearing 25 today, and he sure is wearing it with pride!

Hot DAMN this is turning into an ass-whompathon! Just look at those Boo Hoos!

Le Sabre is full meltdown.

via GIPHY

You gotta give a link for this stuff, man!

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Nice QB rotation.

Glad the announcer is giving them crap about it.

Seems to be confusing UVa more than the VT defense.

it really makes no sense at all

WTF is Bronco doing with these rotations? LOLUVA

The Dude Abides

Another good 3 and out!

Remind me who was saying that Sam Rogers shouldn't get so many carries? anyone?

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

I think against a real D1 team that we have more success with Juice and Travon. But it is nice to see him carving up LOLUVA

The Dude Abides

We need to tally up fumbles/muffed exchanges and assign them to players. Not sure who the leader is there, but TMAC has had a bunch. Love the guy, but TOs are killers.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

6 possessions, 6 punts.

Welcome to the Commonwealth Cup, Bronco

The Dude Abides

Buzz? Foster

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Buzz Foster?

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

*boner sequence initiated*

Probably got the wind knocked

looked to land pretty awkward on the ball

The Dude Abides

That did not look good.

Get well , Bucky

The Dude Abides

I'd like to see Hodges back next year.

So. Much. Potential.

Dear VT players, do not get injured this week.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Signed, EVERYONE.

PUNCH IT IN

Stick it in

Semper Fi

...damn it, I could've gone with that. Missed opportunities

Keep Feeding Sam.

The Dude Abides

Ford looks ok :)

Dammit, our players are dropping faster than flies!

Go for it!

YES!

DOMINATION!

Nice! TD Evans!

MOAR BLOOD!!!

Way to dig it in their back a little deeper, Justin. Love that

The Dude Abides

Fuente: "Send in Slye"
Sam: "GO FOR IT"
Fuente: "Yes sir"

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Inspiring Touchdown!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

looks like Motley will get some playing time today!

I'll take that too.

Fuente to UVA after third down

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Watching Sam Rogers have a great game on Senior Day while wearing the 25... I'm totally not tearing up like a depressed onion cutting itself... keeping it together... I swear...

It’s later than you think.

A live look at the Sabre right now.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Don't let them score!

Interception! YES!

Having a great day.

I'm over here giggling like a schoolgirl at this.

Also, is that Alexander's first pick this year?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Think he had one against either BC or ECU

ah, the pick and lateral

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Rogers!

I was hoping he'd take it to the house!

A very unselfish interception return =).

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

That is the play from Battle of Bristol, the pass to Rogers

The Dude Abides

Go for blood !

Dat lateral

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Rogers trying to have more stats than anyone today!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Rogers is having a career day. Fully dipped.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Good ole stomping of LOLUVA doesn't get much better, enjoy boys!

Sam Rogers has more yards and points than UVA

The Dude Abides

Chris Cunningham sighting on the sideline. Where's he been?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I think he's been in concussion protocol from the Duke game.

OH FUCK YES!!!
For clarification, the "oh f*k yes" was for the Alexander pick and toss/pass back-lateral to Clark for gainage.

I smell a Rogers pass td coming!

We get that after a timeout????????????

Semper Fi

It's all good Slye

The 25 gives Sam Rogers super powers.

He has the super power of "non-stop ball of butcher knives".

I'll take 28-0 in the first half against our rival any year.

Good to see Nigel back out there

I'd like to know how Faycson and Hodges are doing.

Hodges's came back maybe like 2 plays later

These people
Are losing
Their minds

Can we beat 38-0?? The potential is definitely here

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

The potential is there for 56-0. Dream bigger

Derp.

Wonder if we'll ever come to terms with the fact that Slye is garbage beyond 40. Honestly don't know why we even attempt long field goals.

That was an amazing first half!

Now THAT was a first half. I'm glad they've unleashed the bowling ball of butcher knives straight into the hoos!

First Half: Rogers 114 yards and 12 points. UVA 94 yards and 0 points

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

That seems about right.

Announcers line of the week, after Fayson got dinged up,

Smoke Mizzell is pretty thick, FROM THE WAIST DOWN.

Bring in the Mot - he's earned it.

Ed Orgeron is a manly ass man.

Why do I get the impression that nobody is good enough for them after they whiffed on Herman?

And Jimbo

Ed Orgeron sounds like the lead singer guy from The Electric Mayhem of the Muppets.

Dr. Teeth.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Coach Orgeron:

I submit Farmer Fran from the Waterboy. (if it hasn't already been mentioned)

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

This just in: Louisville has zero defense. Repeat, Louisville has zero defense.

Their whole game plan is not to need one.

So they're going to stick with the QB rotation.

Nice.

And why not, Bud will NEVER suspect it

The Dude Abides

Ho Hum another 3 and out!

Just got in off the road and listened to the first half on the radio. Not sure if this has been said yet but I REALLY hope Sam can hit the century mark on the ground today.

Using /s is for cowards.

And yes he did!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

YES BUCKY!

Bucky got that one!

Also, did you see Rogers on the pass protection? The lineman didn't want to engage.

Bucky hangs on.

Evans is damn good. Damn good

The Dude Abides

BUCKY

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Great catch and fall!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

So was that a 2nd read or was he going to Hodges the whole time and just looked off the safeties?

LOLUVA

Do you ever wonder if Mizzell regrets going to UVA?

The Dude Abides

Him and Quin Blanding probably do

They deserve to pay for their mistake.

Damnit Bucky. No YAC

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

And the rout is on!!!!!!!!!

Not looking good for 38-0

Got it. Just passing by it, I'm sure, though

I'm fully erect

I was posting in the wrong thread. Ugh.

up next: 42-0

I'm the prophet

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

How many kids are cyring now after seeing Tater and Tot and then the Turkey Leg booth. LOL(UVA)

Ha, that was really funny.

Notice that they're named after food.

So they talk about the pardoned turkeys, then pan to the Turkey Leg stand. Pretty funny IMHO

The Dude Abides

How long before Fuente "calls off the dogs"...?

Another 2 quarters.

I hope he doesn't. I hope the backups go in and actually run the offense.

When he retires.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Uva with that pac12 defense!

Another INT for Motu.

Love it

Motu getting in on the action.

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Wow.

This is almost too easy.

nuther pick

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Can Tim Settle get a goal line carry?

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LMAO this is amazing

100 yards for Sam

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Maybe Coach BM should try putting in Greyson Lambert.

They never found his head again after that last hit he took against VT.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

...if we get a fg here...

I'm waiting for Ford to get a few more receptions. I'd like to see him go over 1000 yards on the year. I'd also like to see the big three receivers all go over 100 yards again.

UVA just got a personal foul penalty for being UVA.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Fully Dipped?

Gettin' in some good "practice" for the ACC Championship!

-Being aggressive, being tough...that's the Virginia Tech way.

38-0 bro part 2: electric boogaloo

Evans needs a little more touch on that last pass to Ford. He can win that jump ball with 21.

38-0 bro!!

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

38-0 BRO

β€œI like the donuts.” -Bud Foster

38-0? Does that mean they are going to stop the game now?

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Damn, just barely high on two back-to-back.

1st one has to be caught every time. That's actually a favorable ball location high and outside got both hands on it clean.

38-0 Bro

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Ford dropped that 2nd and goal throw right in the hands, was not overthrown. Not worried about it, just pointing out everyone drops passes sometimes.

I agree. That didn't look crazy overthrown.

Third down, that was high.

I'm getting the feeling that this one isn't going to be close.

Has anyone mentioned that it's 38-0, bro?

Bro.

38-0!!!

Like stealing candy from a baby

booohoooooo

Maybe that failed 3rd down conversion was intentional so we can get a 38-0 Bro

So when does Coach Funete go with the running clock like they do against FBS teams

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Beamer in the booth!!

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Coach Beamer! You've got to love him.

is on following Logan on twitteR? please say it dude

What did Motu do to get a personal foul?

Looks like Facyon is back in and ok.

Ok, we need to step it up on D or we're going to lose the donut.

I know UVA is moving the ball, but I still don't like Motu giving their drive a kick-start with a 15yard personal foul.

Frank Beamer talking right now is actually everything

UVA must have worn themselves out with a pregame fight club.

LOL..."just go practice well"

Facyon with the nice pass break up there on 2nd and goal.

Love Ken getting pressure there!

Great stop defense. ST needs to preserve the 0.

Loved listening to Frank there.

I'm almost glad they got 3. Was worried that if they didn't score, Mendenhall might not be back next year.

oh no. no more shutout

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Hoos honored Beamer by kicking a field goal

OK, that's funny. And they did it while he was talking.

For some reason, I feel like a 38-3 looks worse than a 38-0. Something about having three points on a box score just looks terrible to me. Maybe because it shows that you gave up on a drive and thought three points were a win lol.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

hmmm...not gonna lie, a little disappointed we aren't gonna pitch a shut out

Not even mad about losing the shutout...good to hear Frank.

"That’s a stupid question. Next question."
-Corey Moore

WTF Murphy? Settle.

I don't know. Sort of looked like Murphy to me.

Settle knocked the ball out of Murphy's hands (unintentionally.)

I love it when Frank rambles. I would rather listen to him than these commentators anyways.

Using /s is for cowards.

Edit: Eh, I should feel eh.

this is fun and all, but I've never seen a team so allergic to HOLDING ON TO THE FUCKING FOOTBALL.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Nice scoop and score for Motu.

I don't know what the delay is between cable and watchESPN, but it's enough for you to get that post up before the play happened on my screen.

Sorry about that - I will temper my posts that give play spoilers.

Ha, you're good!

To be fair, I think i started typing when Motu at the 30 yard line.

PPPEEEEERRRFFFEEECCCCTTT

He should've let that kick go out of bounds...two mistakes on that one.

"That’s a stupid question. Next question."
-Corey Moore

Holy jumped up Jesus palomino, that was awesome

Semper Fi

Wonder if we'll check all of Bud's boxes today?

Yeah, I thought there was something missing.

A defensive score.

Now that's been rectified.

Gameplan Offense: Score
Gameplan Defense: Score
Gameplan Special Teams: Score

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

At least UVA is getting the most out of their QB's.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Playing Uva is fun again

Perfect. Now we can rest the 1s on offense.

LOLUVA and Connor Brewer

I like that it was Mook who put the hit on the QB.

I love Bronco's coaching choices...keep swappin' them QB's big fella! Works out for us very well.

-Being aggressive, being tough...that's the Virginia Tech way.

UVa's butthurt is showing

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Lol the live people were celebrating the scoop and score while the WatchESPN people were still experiencing/lamenting the Murphy fumble.

Using /s is for cowards.

Looks like Huelskamp is getting some snaps now.

Nice play by Facyson.

I think he's had about 3 pass break ups today.

Holy crap the hole that Mizzel hit was at least 4 yards wide.

"Smoke Mizzell, tiptoeing for not much."

Guys. We're losing in TOP. Guys.

Using /s is for cowards.

I have a feeling that's going to go up as we burn time off the clock.

Motley! I love it.

My view for the game today from Frisco beach NC. Not much caught so far, small bluefish and flounder.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

At least you're catching the game!

"Not much caught so far"

It seems you and the UVa receivers have a lot in common

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Loved how UVA waited until the punt stopped rolling backwards in order to pick it up.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

If we go up 59-3 do you think we will see Dwayne Lawson?

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Motley in now. Great kid, great team player. Glad to see him get to play today.

Jeeze, hope he's alright

UVA is winning TOP today . . .

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Get em Mot!

NEVER STOP!!

largest victory over uva?

Hopefully the final score of this game.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

48 points

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Motley looking nice today.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I have an order of a 50 burger for the hoos

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I love that the backups are running the offense. Don't just put them in to grind out the game, let them actually play!

Half a hundred! Barry Switzer would be proud.

This is so much fun

Nice defense by Alexander.

Mot the best backup since? Tyrod/Glennon?

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

30-0? Meh that's child's play. Go Hokies!

Using /s is for cowards.

Hokies today

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Man this is a huge game for Fuente too. Even with 8 wins fans would have been very, very unhappy if we had lost this game. This is easily one of the most important games of the season for him as a coach.

Using /s is for cowards.

Dear Ruffin: your ass whooping was coming this year either way.

I think Bronchitis needs a viagra

ChicagoHokie

Now all we need is a special teams TD and this day will be complete.

I love everybody!

fam

We can feel it!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Come on. I didn't want to see a TD from UVa.

I'm drunk AF and even if LOLUVA scores every time they touch the ball this quarter we still beat their ass. And we're heading to the ship. Awesome season. Love this team.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Enough bourbon to forget I have bronchitis.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Did they just say "Safety Shai McKenzie?"

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

They did. Not sure if its a defender with Shai's number or another McKenzie on the roster.

It's Curtis Williams I think, just said it incorrectly... over and over again haha.

Yea him and Curtis Williams are both #28

Using /s is for cowards.

Cool thanks.

I was wondering where he was. /s

VT BSEE '98, VT MSME '01

It's pronounced Kevin.

Well crap, now we need to score another couple of TDs.

I hope we don't get into a field position battle next week. 26 yard punt?

Punting that direction has been poor due to the wind.

Well gents I'm gonna go check Le Sabre...

Give us an update when you get back from the upside down.

Using /s is for cowards.

Don't stay too long. Why bring yourself down with all that negativity?

Because Hoo tears tastes better than Tarheel or Irish ones

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

I hope the backups come out and keep executing the offense. I'll be unhappy if they keep turning out 3-and-outs.

fire bud foster

/s

just got back from work and saw the score:

WHY CAN'T WE FINISH GAMES??!?

HASHTAGSARCASM
HASHTAGALLBANGEDUP

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Murphy needs to protect the rock.

That Murphy is a good returner when Settle doesn't get in the way.

You try running into an immovable object at full speed.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Welp, looks like conservative up-the-gut. I'm not looking to pile on the points, but I am interested in backups getting meaningful reps.

So which qb transfers out of uva first

Johns and Brewer are seniors, so Benkert by default?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Ok time for a punt return or block.

Good thing about running backs. Coaches can be as conservative as they want, but if there is a crease the RBs will hit it hard.

DJ Reid gets some carries. Interested on his future here.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I want to see us get one more score. It'd be nice if Motley were able to run it in.

Where's the FAM thread

D.J. Reids career makes me a little sad. I wish things would have panned out better for him. He was a highly touted VA guy.
Edit: I thought he was a senior for some reason. I guess he is a sophomore.

He is from Chester just south of Richmond. He's just getting started!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

I mean... Bro...

VICTORY UP THE ASS, BABY!! VicTory UP THE A$$!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds painful.

It is if your name is Bronco Mendenhall.

100+ rush yards for SFR, TD pass for B-Mot.

Pollen count just went way up here. I'm one proud Hokie right now.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Gents, just returned from the nether regions (aka Le Sabre)...if you want more of what we're feeling go there

Really, what else could we have asked for on senior day. Sam, Mot, guys that had not seen the field much. Fantastic! ~ a million points.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

It was a great game and time to be a Hokie.

Anyone else see that Shai McKenzie has been on the scout team since week 6. He must of seriously gotten in the dog house.

Where did you see this? Beat writers are saying they don't know where he is.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Told Barber on twitter last night.

Who told him?

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McKenzie said it. Barber posted something about an offical saying he was on the team but wasn't sure if he dressed out. And McKenzie commented on it and said he was on the scout team

Thanks

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