ACC Coaches as Christmas characters

By: bluehokie2006 on December 9, 2016, 2:02 PM | 23 comments

This is an excellent column to fill the lull between regular and bowl seasons.

Plus, a question from our own Hokie Fireman, and a few shout outs for Jerod Evans.

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BetaEta576's picture BetaEta576 | 9 years 7 months #

Larry Fedora - Santa in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (only he chooses to have Mitch Trubisky throw 33 times in the storm instead of letting Rudolph's nose guide them

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 9 years 7 months #

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

LWatson1689's picture LWatson1689 | 9 years 7 months # ^

FP Narduzzi as Clark Griswold

And no surprise there, it's Wally Lancaster with an airball that looked gorgeous on its way to nowhere...
2/15/89, VT vs. South Carolina...

Lee

Succinct's picture Succinct | 9 years 7 months # ^

And he'll "need plastic surgery to remove the F-ing (rage) from his F-ing face!"

NerdMagic's picture NerdMagic | 9 years 7 months #

Fireman sighting in the article.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

wasknick's picture wasknick | 9 years 7 months # ^

Now lets not jump to conclusions...it could be another Hokie Fireman..

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
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| 9 years 7 months # ^

So funny you mention this. Today on Twitter "@Hokiefireman" followed me, guy has tweeted maybe 40 times in 5 years on twitter.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Musky's picture Musky | 9 years 7 months # ^

From Fireman's link. He'll be stylin' this Christmas!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 9 years 7 months # ^

So stylin' I can't even see him

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 9 years 7 months # ^

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 9 years 7 months #

Paul Johnson — the dad from "A Christmas Story" (all three of his ACC coach of the year awards are leg lamps)

Obviously Lamar Jackson will go into the season as the favorite, but as we all know, repeating as the Heisman winner may be the toughest task in sports. But the ACC will have some other candidates. Virginia Tech's Jerod Evans would top my list. The Hokies have a chance to be very good, and he's an excellent runner and passer who could put up big numbers.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Musky's picture Musky | 9 years 7 months # ^

Please, for so many reasons....remove this picture. I just stapled my eyelids shut and trying to cleanse my memory. +6? I'd love to know who they are. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
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| 9 years 7 months # ^

SIR Patrick Stewart will always get a turkey leg. Hell, he hangs out with SIR Ian McKellen (Gandalf)!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

papilgee4evaeva's picture papilgee4evaeva | 9 years 7 months # ^

Just like Charles Xavier and Erik "Magneto" Lehnsherr. Life imitating art, or art imitating life?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

bluehokie2006's picture bluehokie2006 | 9 years 7 months # ^

I guess we'll know if we see any blue chicks hanging around them.

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
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| 9 years 7 months # ^

I'm sure they'd welcome either Charlize Theron or Jennifer Lawrence anytime.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

bluehokie2006's picture bluehokie2006 | 9 years 7 months # ^

I think they would prefer Rebecca Romijn.

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 9 years 7 months # ^

Patrick Stewart's body stopped aging in his late 20s. Only his head gets older.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

NerdMagic's picture NerdMagic | 9 years 7 months #

Jody Jennings also picked Jerod as a potential Heismann candidate.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
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| 9 years 7 months #

Paul Johnson — the dad from "A Christmas Story" (all three of his ACC coach of the year awards are leg lamps)

Except FPJ buys a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas and just before you take your first shot, he clubs you in the knees with a tire iron.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 9 years 7 months #

I am surprised no one has mentioned the absolute fucking epicness and spot-on appraisal that is Fuente's character.

Justin Fuente - Ernest P. Worrell from "Ernest Saves Christmas" (took over for beloved icon at a crucial moment, saved the day)

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente