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I honestly can not believe it

Edit: love Coach Fu hugging the seniors.
Fam.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Well hot damn! 10 wins! Go Hokies!!

Onward and upward

FAM!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

10 wins FAM!!!! GET LIT and eat some pork belly tonight!!!

I keep hearing these games referred to as "meaningless bowl games." I gotta say, this felt like it meant something.

FAM.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Redeeming Sam FAM

West Virginian by birth, Hokie by choice

BIGGEST COMEBACK IN SCHOOL HISTORY FAM

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I'm so proud of this team. After what might have been the worst first half of football we have played in a while, we finish strong and dominate to score 35 unanswered points. Unbelievable. So stoked to get back to 10 wins (!) and looking forward to seeing this team evolve going forward. However, we really need to quit the slow starts. Also, OL is incredibly disappointing. I noticed we didn't run the ball but a handful of times the second half. Something needs to be addressed here.

I hope these coaches can build off of this 10 win season and close out our recruiting class strong. We need work in a lot of areas, but I'm optimistic going forward. Go Hokies, and Happy 2017 to everyone!

Never a doubt. Pshh who was actually worried /s

ME Class of '16
VA --> AL
I'd rather be golfing.

CAM!!!

FAM!

This is me right now

Let's Go

HOKIES

sup boo

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

I drank the bottle of smoked chipotle imperial stout (aged in bourbon barrels) I'd been saving from a local brewery down the street from my house. No further need to save it.

Also, the Belk Bowl people couldn't possibly be happier.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Supreme Leader?

Machismo, from Crooked Run Brewing in Leesburg.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

3RD CONSECUTIVE BOWL VICTORY (a first)! FAM LIT

Really? Wow. Good stats, fam.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Also didn't know that, thanks!

Did Fuente strangle a walk-on halftime or just use the halftime speech from Necessary Roughness to turn things around?

My wife thinks Fuente threatened to kill all their puppies.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

My brother in law texted after the game and said at halftime Bud must have sacrificed a small child and threatened to murder the entire defense.

Using /s is for cowards.

It was a Cabbage Patch doll (think the KFC bucket from Major League).

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I am so happy so here are my 3 wishes for 2017...
1. Keep the rest of the recruiting class together and land some big recruits to close it out.
2. Let Trump deport Fuentes and hire Fuente AKA fans stop calling him Fuentes!!!
3. Build off this 10 win season (THE FIRST OF THE FUENTE ERA), another ACCCG (WITH A WIN THIS TIME), and NO MORE BELK BOWL PREDICTIONS!!! WE WENT AND WON!!!

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

Yeah, but I heard Fuentes had a hell of a halftime speech. Just sayin',

*eye twitch

HTHokie93

100% of our seasons under Fuente have been 10 win seasons capped by ACC CG trips and bowl wins

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"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

FAM! HAM!

Lost my voice in my living room. Unbelievable.

How bout them Hokies! Do we know what Drew Morgan did to get ejected?

Per Twitter, he punched Mook Reynolds.

"Exit light..."

Bad idea.

Would be awesome if a member of the community had some insider info

I've seen speculation online he used a racial slur, but unconfirmed

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

I am hearing he spit in the face of one of our players.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Apparently this is indeed what Bielema was told.

"Exit light..."

Thanks! I saw this on twitter write after I wrote my comment, but everyone was quick with answers.

Spit on Mook. Bad idea.

Mmmmmmm......pie.

I bet Bielema was still trying to argue with the ref that it wasn't his player spit or wasn't his fault. That dude's comments before the half makes me really despise him.

-Semper Primus

Confirmed- IT'S SPIT!!!

I know it has been answered, but for those interested listen towards the end

#sauce: MOOOOOOK!

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." - Ted Walsh

Fuck Morgan, his fake as fuck "apology" to Arkansas fans didn't mention Mook or VT once.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Anyone watch the trophy ceremony? Cam Phillips named MVP. The guy who handed Fuente the trophy called us "the Virginia Hokies"

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I'm sorry FAM, I was ready to quit on our team an by god they proved me wrong. I love this team even if they are trying to give me a heart attack.

Feelin' some type of way rn, fam.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

I am just beyond ecstatic. The LPD brought it in the second half and the offense fed off that energy. I love this team and I am looking forward to the future.

On a more poignant note, this should not be overlooked:

Hokie spirit never dies.

"Exit light..."

Reddit is absolutely making me weak right now.

This is my favorite one.

I've been drinking a lot today, so it's nice to know it wasn't all for nothing. To my liver and our Hokies.

Cheers.

WTF? What just happened? I'm so confused right now. That could be the bourbon but holy shit was that nuts.

I CANT FEEL MY DACE FACE. #DRUCKASFUCK

EDITED

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I'm not a filthy a traitor. i promise :/

Anyone else notice Stroman's phone case during the trophy ceremony?

Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who's the flyest in the land?

VT's social media team has been using that for a couple of years. First time I saw it was when the players were delivering season tickets in and around Blacksburg. Pretty funny that they're still using it.

"Exit light..."

I really wanted to believe that it was the crown jewel of his Belk shopping spree.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Belk money well spent.

Yes.

My wife made me feel responsible for it, and I had to explain what it was.

He's got to hold it that high to get around the glare off Hilgart's head.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don' hurt me! I didn't mean it I swear!

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

IT'S FEELS SO GOD DAMN GOOD FUCK I HAVEN'T BLINKED

Exclusive footage of Fuete's halftime speech:

WHERE IS THE POST GAME ON THE RADIO????? HALP

Join the the goddamnTkpc!!! FAM

We put the K in Kwality

FAM!!

So glad I got to see that comeback in person.

Also wtf did that guy do to Mook, he lost his mind so it must have been egregious. I only saw the reaction.

Rumors of spit to the face or racial slur. Evidently one or both of them was reported on the radio broadcast from a sideline reporter. No one who watched on TV has any idea.
Edit:

Loved Bud hugging Baron and Williams. Fam right there

As someone who was present at the game...can someone explain what just happened? Genuinely insane in person.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

We won fam!

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

No kidding, that was the most frustrating and greatest game I've ever attended!

Wow, I'm so glad I didn't post anything pessimistic or say I was gonna watch the Breaking Bad marathon instead of the second half.

*Shut up man, you are saying too much*

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

Edit:
Bleh. Not worth the internet ink.

FAM!

I'd like to think it was the players who completed that comeback, but we truly know it was my halftime wardrobe change from khakis to #ALLMAROONEVERYTHING including new Hokie socks that really is to credit.

Yup, for some ridiculous reason I wore an orange shirt during the 1st half. Switched to maroon, thankfully. Sorry y'all, I almost blew it.

I changed my shirt after the 1st qtr... apparently I am not as influential as I had hoped. Thanks for picking up the slack

FAM ROGERS!

Damn it feels good to be a Hokie

VB born, class of '14


FAM!

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gobble gobble fam!!!!!!!! Hype train is on for 2017/2018

IT'S LIT FAM!!!
I'M LIT FAM!!!!
GO HOKIES FAM!!!!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

$240 worth of pudding!

Where'd you get all that pudding?

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

"Exit light..."

FAM!! Amazing game. It was the worst of times it was the best of times.....

Proud of the fight in those kids although I was frustrated as hell in the first half.

Have a great New Years! ACC ACC ACC!! Ha.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Gotta be at work by 6:30, all those jack&cokes were worth the W! LETS GO FAM!!

i'm sad...no more SAM Rogers in a VT Jersey...Kudos to all the Seniors...from Woody and Nigel to Ekanem and Clark and the rest...We will miss you all. Best of Luck in the future.

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Fam. Someone call a doctor because I've got one that is going to last a lot longer than 4 hours after witnessing that.

uva sucks

Thank God no gif.

Fam.

We punted excellent. FAM

Always choose joy.

Go Hokies

Halftime:

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"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

He's good. He has "Halftime:" and "Was it over when" also in the post.

Liiiittttttt aaaassssssfffffff fam!

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

I told my 8 year-old (who was past ready to go home and play video games) at halftime that we were not leaving because he was going to tell his own kids about this comeback win one day. Then the 2nd half happened. Felt similar to the conversation with his older brother at Columbus a few years ago. The Hokies taught another life lesson tonight....never give up.

Damn that is beautiful!

I am in no way ready for kids, but this is is probably reason number 1 why I eventually do want one

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Let's celebrate this win by

  1. Joining the Hokie Club
  1. Joining TKPC

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

I had a sick kid and a sick wife today so our viewing plans went from big TV at the grandparents to me streaming the game on my laptop and the first half pissed me off so much I had to shut it down. As I did I thought, "Watch: now they'll mount the biggest comeback ever and I'll have missed it."

Fuck, I'm happy I was right.

FAM!!!!!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I loved Cam Phillips getting MVP for the game. He has really been under-hyped this year but quietly put together an awesome season. He was what, 17 yards shy of 1,000 yards for the year? Besides he seems like a great rep for Hokie Nation.

Someone needs to examine every single play he made this year and find 17 more yards.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Went looking for a "turkey stampede" gif, found this instead. Does not disappoint.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

works for me!

Fun fact, I ended up sitting next to Sam Rogers' kindergarten bible school teacher during part of the game. She said that she and her husband had been to all 14 games this season traveling around in a gameday camper. Talk about FAM!

NEED IN GIF FORM

Walked out of the "treehouse" after watching the game to snow flurries, and this morning the ground is white in Roanoke. 1st of the year... This video makes me think of moguls.

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Guerry has been posting fire on Twitter. You are welcome here, TG. #FAM

Maybe we can get the person who runs the Belk Bowl twitter to take over the hokie football twitter person that everyone thinks is terrible.

Guerry's account is not the offensive one.

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By my count, approx 40% of these posts are from non TKPCers. But I see we're up over 400 members now.

C'mon, man!

Can't wait to hear sounds of the game Belk Bowl edition!!!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Bret Bielema & the pigs in the second half:

Justin Fuente & Co. in the second half:

Totally lit!

Is coronavirus over yet?

OPERATION MAKE VT FOOTBALL LIT AGAIN A SUCCESS.

In Sam Rogers we trust.


Remember the time the Hokie Defense showed up at halftime and the Hokies won the Belk Bowl, do ya?

Designing sweet parking lots since '08

I member...

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You're all welcome! The game was decided when my son and I, sitting in 514-25 seats 1 and 2, switch places in the second half. We take full credit for the comeback. It was all part of CJF's evil gameplan!

I love that hundreds, if not thousands, of people will remember the comeback and fun little nuggets like that for a long time.

I HOPE THAT EVERYONE HAS A FAM-HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

My son convinced me to use the pom poms they put at the seats and the game turned around at that point. Plus I got on ESPN.

Never crimp your blasting caps with your teeth. - Dr Haycocks

Its always 110 Holden...said every mining engineer ever.

All day today around Myrtle Beach people have been commenting on the game and how great the Hokies looked, people honked and waved and yelled when we were driving, shopping at lunch. Only one of them was a fellow Hokie. People took notice last night.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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The go ahead touchdown was on the drive that didn't start with a turnover in Arky territory; offense had to drive the field. Also featured the return of T-mac, and the one TD Jerrod wasn't responsible for. Great effort FAM.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I said I wasn't going to get a second drink until we scored. Well at halftime I said screw it, bought a drink and moved to sit with my family in another section. We started scoring and never looked back.