Steve Addazio- Yoda
Loves to stick to old tactics, and ancient philosophy. Matt Ryan is "Too old", "Needs training"
Dabo Swinney- Princess Leia
Prom Queen, Outspoken, Proven Leader, Never gives up without a fight
Jimbo Fisher- Han Solo
That guy that you never really like but you always end up rooting for anyway, kind of a crybaby but justified
Dave Clawson- C-3PO
Comic Relief, Connects with the failure side of yourself
Dino Babers- Chewbacca
Loveable Loser, Big Friendly Giant that sometimes provides comic relief
Bobby Petrino- Emperor Palpatine
Evil, Rose to and gained power under illegitimate circumstances
Dave Doehren- Porkins
Could be a friend with Luke, Serves on the winning side but never really has an impact
Justin Fuente- Luke Skywalker
Homegrown, destined for greatness, Blue Collar, Straight up nice guy
Paul Johnson- Darth Vader
Pure Evil, Performs torture and great evils to prisoners and opposing Offensive lineman, Finds lack of faith disturbing
Bronco Mendenhall- Greedo
Dies early and often, Jerk, Never a contender, Has a self-entitled smugness that that makes you writhe in anger at
David Cutcliffe- Obi-Wan Kenobi
Wise and friendly, Sometimes has a lack of judgement
Mark Richt- Lando Calrissian
Nice guy, Wiseguy, Plays for the wrong team originally, but came over to the Good guys
Pat Narduzzi- Grand Moff Tarkin
Whiney Baby, Blows up
Larry Fedora- Admiral Motti
Victim of a higher power, conspiricy, controversy, et cedera. Pretty unfaithful
Comments
So what you're saying is that Clemson won't make it to a 9th season of Dabo as coach?
RIP Sweet Princess
Dabo to Bama as soon as the real Darth Vader retires.
Please no, because if Swinney=Bamy post Saban, then that could mean Fuente=Clemson post Swinney.
Damn, too soon
Split my sides why don't you?
And I thought Pat Narduzzi was Jar Jar.
I was going for an original trilogy thing, but yes he is also Jar Jar
Second trilogy.
CPJ = Count Dooku: Good villain. Likes taking cheap shots
Nardz = Jar Jar: Fuck Jar Jar
Dino = Nute Gunray: Theoretically a player, but pretty much a non factor.
Dabo = Palpatine: in charge when all is said and done.
Fedora = Jango Fett: Got his ass kicked in the rain.
Jimbo = Mace Windu: powerful but always playing second fiddle.
Cutcliffe = Ki Adi Mundi: wise but underappreciated. Talented apprentices.
Fuente = Yoda: lost close fight with Palpatine, lost fight with Dooku due to underhanded play.
Richt = Grievous: lots of trophies, taken out by Obi-Wan
Mendenhall = Sebulba: crash and burn
Doerhen = Anakin: Talented, but on the wrong side
Addazio = Vallorun: Traditionalist. In over his head.
Petrino = Darth Maul: Falls apart at the end
Clawson = Qui-Gon: out early and has an unfortunate connection with Darth Maul.
Bonus:
Kelly = John Williams: related to, but not actually in, the movie.
Hold up: Yoda never actually LOST the duel with Dooku, he just let him walk off. He was mostly whuppin him. The only case you could make for him actually "losing" is with Sidious (but even that could be argued it ended in a draw).
His primary goals entering both fights were unachieved. Ergo, they were strategic defeats.
There are strategic defeats and then there are actual, factual defeats. The ONLY duel that could even be legitimately argued for an actual, factual defeat was against Sidious. There's no legitimate argument for the duel with Dooku. He had the upper hand and scored ALL the hits, whereas Dooku scored zilch.
Dude I love the little green guy as much as any other Fanboy but he got his ass kicked by Sidious
The novel or film? Because from the film it looked like he was matching Sid enough blow-for-blow to almost be considered a tie.
Leg for the reasoning behind Fedora = Jango Fett
Loved the Bronco and Narduzzi burns. The force is strong with this one.