It's UVA hate for two days y'all!

2 days until the biggest game of the year (so far)

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Not bball, but it never gets old.

UVA lost to Richmond Pittsburgh.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

LOLuva still thinks our MAC coaches can't recruit.

It's January 30th and Tony Bennett still hasn't Michael'd down his Vincents

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Thank you for smelling what I was stepping in

Aaaaand that's the way the news goes.

Taylor Swift fans > UVA fans

"Last time I heard it that loud I was at the Taylor Swift concert," Bennett joked. "I sat there, and there's 14,000 teenage girls screaming, and I remember sitting there like, 'I wonder if we can get it like this for a game.'"

Probably could. I mean the loluva male voice doesn't turn until their 30's...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Ask your frat sponsor about ZIMA!!!

Common side effects may include: nausea, diarrhea, headaches, whiny bitch voice, SadCav Disease, Surrender Cobra Syndrome, inability to ride a horse, naming your child "Witherby", uncontrollable crying, taking myopic potshots at superior programs, hiring a cop, wasting first-round talent, farts escaping the mouth and sounding like words, shoving toddlers at waterparks, using terrible UI forums, reading terrible UI forums, acting like your terrible UI forum is a major media member, poor photoshopping, committing vandalism and larceny while in North Korea, receiving season tickets via Val-Pak, and itchy-watery eyes.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I may come back later and issue another leg.

foresthokie
US Navy Vet

We're all gonna need second, maybe even third accounts to give that post the legs it deserves.

uva sucks

"Exit light..."

Thank you all. This is definitely one the highest honors I've received.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I think you missed naked hazing rituals.

To be fair, is Zima the cause or just another symptom?

Eh, they're not exclusive to 'Hoos, so it wouldn't be right to mock something we take part in.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Except our's look like this And no one gets a broken skull...

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???

Fucking leg.

foresthokie
US Navy Vet

What does he expect? They hardly ever score more than 60 points, hard to get excited for that. His offensive philosophy seems to be to bore the opposition to sleep and beat them by a few points. I guess it's effective, but does anyone really want to see that?

With what's on the court, and this in the stands, it's difficult to get too excited...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

The hero they need

The hero they deserve

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

The hero the get...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

These days, we often make the mistake of calling victims "heroes".

With what's on the court, and this in the stands, it's difficult to get too excited...

Hot and Nasty!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Pat Narduzzi dated a girl for a few weeks who went by that monicker, with the strike-through text and everything.

And by "girl" I mean "whore", and by "dated" I mean "paid", and by "a few weeks" I mean "years".

He learned a lot about impulse control from her.

Title could use amending. Should read:

It's ramped up UVA hate for two days y'all!

I hate UVA all 365, and 366 every four years.

I scored some suite seats from a vendor so I will be cheering on the good guys in Hooville on Wednesday.

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This is what I get for pausing to do work in the middle of posting. Have a leg.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Suite!

Are they sweet suite seats though?

I'll take my dad jokes and see myself out.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Pretty sweet! JPJ ain't a dump.
From their website,
"Suite package includes:
20 ticketed seats
4 parking passes
Lounge area with four chairs, a coffee table and four bar stools
Bar with refrigerator and sink
Superior food and beverage service
Private television"

Can we just keep up the hate for two weeks, since we play them twice in 12 days?

While I'm all in on the hatin', I gotta bad feeling about the game in C'ville..........

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

The last time someone had its way with UVA the way our Athletic Department has, the Rolling Stone wrote an expose on it.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Wait, wouldn't that mean it seemed really likely that it could happen, but in fact, it didn't?

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Eh....

UVa students take the elevator to the 2nd floor in Newman.

They messed up when they came down 81.

People go into Newman?

Newman Library or Newman Hall? I used to go into Newman Hall. International girls love a southern accent.