OT: Happy Pi(e) Day 2017!

Happy Pi(e) Day to all TKP'ers. The next official Pie Day is actually January 23, 2018, but today's date always warrants celebration.

As we have done in the previous 3.14 days of past, what is your most recent or favorite slice of pie goodness?

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Can't wait till my birthday pie!!

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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SMOG Pie: Steak Mushroom Onion and Gruyere Cheese

you had me at steak...and lost me at fungus.

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I used to hate mushrooms too, but now I couldn't imagine eating steak without them.

Why? I've never understood people who add toppings to steak? I'm honestly asking, do you like even the best steaks with toppings or just subpar ones?

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they just go so well together, in my opinion. especially when done right. I prefer to cook my own

I'm very much a purest, steak stands alone. No mushrooms, no onions, no big clobs of butter, no gravy, no bacon wrap.

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

I'd like to hear French's take on this one. It's pie...but it's also cheese.

"Exit light..."

I'm thinking French would say that it has good balance between attacking the A gap but has enough legs to get off defenders and make a nice play down field.

I'm not really sure how that ties into the food, but it's what first came to mind....

That looks good!!!!!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Shameless plug for one of my favorite places, but you can pick up one of these from Dangerously Delicious Pies (Baltimore/DC).

I get one every year.

Happy Pi(e) day to you all!

#alwaysandforeverteamcake

Using /s is for cowards.

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Using /s is for cowards.

I'm sure that's the right answer, but she'd taste better with pie.

EAT YOUR GOD DAMNED CAKE!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

The BEST pie is definitely a PIZZA Pie!

That we can agree on

More importantly, Emma Watson agrees

Nobody is safe. I'm sure you've all heard by now. Poor girl.

Had a slice of apple pie on my birthday last week. It was glorious.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Any pie my wife makes. I'll just leave this here.

French Silk Perfection" />

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

She have any sisters?...Cousins?....Pie Apprentices??

Alas, no sisters and no cousins within a few thousand miles. Which wouldn't matter, since none of them can cook like my wife. She learned the world's best pie crust and gets all of her cooking talent from her late mother. Your best hope is to wait on daughters of my sons, and hope that my wife is around to teach them how to cook. You might have a long wait, as neither are married, one has a girlfriend, the other does not. And I've told them both I don't want any grandkids until they're at least 27. So you better have a long horizon.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Are dibs on unborn grandchildren cool? I need a mod ruling.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Last year I wated to try making a pie crust blank so I made a coconut cream pie from scratch, and the results looked and tasted good. This year I wanted to try making a graham cracker crust. The results this time around definitely taste good.

I went for a chocolate pudding pie this year. However, when I went to buy graham crackers I saw vanilla wafers on the self and went for those instead. So it's a vanilla wafer crust (would be good for banana pudding pie too), homemade chocolate pudding (not from a box), and hand made whipped cream (winky face).

And now for the beautiful cross section...

Well shit, it definitely tastes really good, and with a proper pie cutter I think I could have successful cut out a good looking piece. Also note that there is a fair amount of chocolate pudding covered by the whipped cream. The picture doesn't show the ratio of chocolate pudding to whipped cream.

PS, I really need a girlfriend, I definitely do not need to eat a whole pie by myself.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

I'll take one for the team and help you eat this pie

“I like the donuts.” -Bud Foster

If you can find me before it's finished, you can have the rest.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

It looks like a giant s'mores.

*Steak and BJ day

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

wait, is that today??

edit - well shit, sure is. Let me remind the wife.

it's funny how quickly "Steak and blowjob" day can turn into "sleeping on the couch" night...

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Yeah, ...all of a sudden my wife found me to be comedic level funny. So...I guess it went over about as well as expected.

Why is the bride always smiling? She knows she's given her last bj.

Why is the groom always smiling? He doesn't know.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

obviously meant for the girlfriends, wife's just laugh at that but sure take all their wining and dining on Valentines day...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

If your wife doesn't give you BJs, then you are husbanding incorrectly.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Using /s is for cowards.

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How have I never seen this before?

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

This subthread is why I love TKP. I just lost it going through the comments.

uva sucks

Happy Pie Day all. My little QT3.1415 just turned 2 years old today. That's right my daughter is a super pie baby. She was born on 3/14/2015 :-)

Happy birthday to your super pie.

And have a leg.

In honor of pie day I had had some pie yesterday. Now back to the regularly scheduled every-day-is-doughnut-day

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

As if that needs the words on it.

It's beautiful, man.

Pecan was the correct answer.