OT: The inner circle of hell is for sale, and its in Arizona!

Some of you all might have already seen this as it has deservedly gone viral, but it certainly deserves mention over here.

Looks to be a simple pretty enough house, right? Hey, its on 20 acres of land! How can you beat that?

And then you walk inside

Burn it! Burn it to the ground!

No word yet if the Hoos are taking any design inspiration for their new football facility.

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Hey, isn't that Rich Rod's house?

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Funny...but no. I know the neighborhood he lives in Tucson and this "place" appears to be in Northern Arizona, perhaps in the Show Low area.

Its in East Arizona near the NM border, about halfway up the state

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

*patiently waits for the gif*

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"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Come on, I said Rich Rod, do the funny thing.

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Its a dance party!

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

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Fire Whit.

Right but you said that's his home, way far away from the sacred rolling hills of Blacksburg. I want him to stay there.

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This is a test:

RICH ROD IS IN BLACKSBURG RIGHT NOW SITTING IN FIREMAN'S SEAT IN LANE!

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Ahh yeah, that's the good stuff

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

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Almost - I think you've phrased the statement wrong. Let's try:

Hey w/ the rumor the Fuente is leaving for [Insert perceived "bigger" name program here], who do we want as the Hokies coach? RichRod would be a good choice*.

*the opinions expressed in the statement above are solely being used to test a theory about the appearance of a .gif and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the user

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
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I presume the last owners mysteriously died from epilepsy, despite having no risk factors for the disease?

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That house is the biggest litter box I've ever seen.

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"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I might know someone who would be interested.

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Most of AZ feels like the inner circle of hell these days.

I play in a co-ed volleyball league on Tuesdays, and next week its supposed to be 119 at gametime. Joy.

Look on the bright side. With no wind and no humidity, it will only feel like 119.

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Perfect. How much it cost

Literally nothing about this makes sense. Setting aside the previous owner's obvious mental illness, it's a 2,500 square foot house with 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom? Who builds a house that way?

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

You missed the point. The house is for the cats, the bedrooms and bathroom are for the barely tolerated live-in 'round the clock cat maintenance staff.

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This house has been condemned as unfit for Beards

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