OT: Found this gem at Black Dog Salvage

It's about 4' tall and would last a HooBoy an entire season.

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but it looks like that LOLUVa polo rider in the background has his eye on it.

He is also flashing gang signs.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Well, he's holding up 4 fingers...because they are the 4th best football team in the state.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Let's see...
Tech (obviously)
JMU
Liberty
LOLUVa?

nah, you forgot about ODU, Richmond, W&M, Emory & Henry, and Ocean Lakes HS.

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FCS only...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Liberty

Using /s is for cowards.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

The part that scares me is that we have two active threads dedicated to Zima.

Better than 2 threads on squash and water polo...

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Just wait until ping pong season!

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Don't you be makin' light of ping pong. That's a bitchin' game, brah!

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

This post made me check out le sabre for some laughs. They are literally saying they need a Polynesian assistant coach to recruit the West Coast, debating whether Mike London was better than Bronco, and asking if anyone sees an upward trajectory.

It is the saddest thing I've seen in a long time.

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It is the saddest MOST HILARIOUS thing I've seen in a long time.

FTFY

to be fair, they share a user registry with TSL and all the other sportswar sites. In other words, every TSL user can post to LeSabre and vice versa. So it is very possible many of those posts are, shall we say, less than genuine.

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The nice part about it is that actual posters of The Sabre take every opportunity possible to remind you of that. Pretty much any post that comes off as not strokin the party line is from a Hokie

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'd like to think that the site is frequented by recruits and the arrogance coupled with hopeless negativity would be a detriment, but if I'm honest, I don't think a 17 year old could make it 3 minutes with that awful format.

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" Can we get that guy from Moana to recruit for us? He looks pretty strong"

_ LolUVa

The Dude Abides

Heard he's taken by Miami.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

debating whether Mike London was better than Bronco

That is a difficult one.

In his first two years, Timecop got blown out by us. (You know, using other people's players, which is what he excelled at.) But then by years 3-6, when the teams were largely recruited by him, he kept the games within a score (except for the 16-6 matchup).

I was sad to see him leave, because I thought he was so perfect for us.

Bronco, using Timecop's players, was on the receiving end of the largest Hokie beatdown of Hoos since 1983.

I'll need to see more.

Not just an entire season, an entire "academic journey" from "first year" through "fourth year" and even possibly including the "year off to find myself while I work at father's office".

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Mediocre? So the Zimosa somehow makes them better?

"Exit light..."

There we go.

"Exit light..."

I saw a literal dumpster fire the other day... it was prettier than UVA football

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

From a distant hillside in 'hooville, a dumpster fire makes the perfect background for a Zima toast.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

It's hard to get worse.

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I bet if they have enough zimosas, the season will seem more mediocre than terrible.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

That needs to be purchased for future College Gameday LOLUVA trolling.

"Only trophy UVA will ever win in football"

"Exit light..."

I expected more from a mod.

A simple #HardThingsHarder to go with it in team colors would have done.

They may never see the cup again, but they'll always have the bottle...

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I would love to see the Hokie captains carry that across the field to the LOLUVA captains this fall prior to coin flip.

Seems more appropriate for UVa's internal competitions.