Folks as of this writing 4:24 pm EST on June 27th we are only 11 TKPC members away from 500. Halfway mark towards a full time TKP Hokies reporter. If your unsure what TKPC is, have questions or want to get some free turkey legs for joining (I see you non commentors joining THANK YOU). Help keep this the best free (mostly) Hokie site out there and let's keep the content rolling in.
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It's 5:00 somewhere, eh HF? Amirite?
But seriously, I'm hopeful that the number does indeed keep going up. I know we've past the renewal point for a bunch of early entrants to the club and I've only noticed a dip in the numbers once. To 1000 members...and beyond!!
Must be on mobile again.
Fat fingering phoning listening to my daughters Disney movie in the car waiting for her ride to gymnastics to meet us.
I know I know. Just giving you a hard time.
I don't know how the hell im going to get anything done in life when all 4 are old enough to be doing this team stuff.
Been there, done that. Your life focus just shifted. Its a fun ride. Enjoy it, it'll be behind you before you know it.
How did y'all decide whose events to go to when they had events he same time?
My folks had four girls and me. All the girls did all the same activities whether they liked it or not: ballet, piano, voice lessons. Not until high school when they could just stay after and take the activity bus home did they really get to pick what they wanted.
We let them decide what they want to do but we make them pay 1$ of the fee. Makes it real to them, gives them a stake and let's them know things cost money. Oldest does competitive gymnastics middle two just do fun instructional and baby doesn't do anything yet. Oldest wants to do soccer, cheer and cooking. We signed her up for week long games to try them this summer so we shall see how much we are getting into this fall.
Geeze, get it together baby
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I've never thought about the paying a dollar, that's really smart and educational!
It started when the oldest told my wife "just buy another something" that she she dropped and broke. We decided we need to explain that stuff costs money.
Video of HF's reaction:

My wife's reaction was not fit to film.
Was it perchance, something like this

No because my daughter is smart enough to know that "he who shall not be named" doesn't belong on a football field coaching Hokies. Since that is the ONLY appropriate use of that gif, she didn't have to use it.
Voldemort, eh?
You messed up when you exceeded the number of babies that allowed you and your wife to stay in man coverage. Now you have to play a loose zone.
To be honest man coverage ends after one for at least 8 hours a day (assuming only one of you works). My wife's been in zone since number two came into the picture.
The scheme doesn't change just because you blew your assignment.
I always played deep safety in a prevent D.
My wife got very good - you have to be both nice and pushy -at arranging carpools. We got to know the parents with younger kids taking the oldest around, and on down the line. We went to the ones where it was our turn to drive, or we could not work ride sharing. I also worked up lots of credit by volunteering to coach, or help coach, and picking up and taking home a truckload for practice. Most Rec sports and the Y are very good at making sure the schedule will work for you to coach more than one age group.
We divided and conquered. Wife would go with one and I would go with the other. Typically this was she with the daughter and me with our son. Since I was coaching many of our sons sports, that made the decision easy. Also, once the event you go to is over, head directly to the others event (if it was reasonably nearby and schedule dictated it) to let all of our kids know that we are both onboard all that they are doing. Its a busy schedule, but so worth it in the long run. Our kids didn't get into any serious trouble and they both got some college scholarships out of it (son: USAFA football and daughter MTSU Cheerleader). What a ride it was! Fun stuff (when we had to travel for the kids events many of the parents were great to party with!)!
I agree 100% about it all going so fast...too fast. For the most part I raised 7 kids (yours, mine, & ours). Hockey, swimming, softball, baseball, basketball, football, horseback riding, skating lessons, golf, sailing, etc. My youngest is now 17 and a rising senior, so I have just a year or so more of baseball, football, and maybe basketball. I will definitely miss it all when it's gone.
(Only Rich Rod counts down in reverse.)
Umm reverse? 11 to go, 10 to go, 9 to go ..........
A countdown to 500 should end at 500, not 0. ;)
Not if we are counting down how many members we need till we reach that magic number.
Then you're counting down to zero!
Goals for 2017:
Pay off minivan in May - check
Join TKPC at #486 - check
Enjoy watching TKPC hit 500 - almost check
Enjoy watching 2017 BudFu Bandwagon crush the hopes and dreams of their opponents.... SOON!
If we hit 500 HF will knock up his wifey again in celebration!
I'm in! Have to support all of this great content............Go Freaking Hokies!!!!! I did my part now go get me some new commitments for July!
8 to go
Would you believe someone stole my Key Players Club key chain out of my driveway! A Lexus was attached but they could have left the key chain!
The key chain is probably why they picked that one.
I got you.
Awfully nice of you to buy a new Lexus!
Just be sure and make it maroon.
O man my car was just stolen also.
Don't worry it's only 250,000.
Remember, it's only $7 a mo. Less than the amount charged for an overpriced cup of crappy Starbucks coffee!
[insert analogy about making your own coffee at home]
What, we can't all create our own sites for less than $7 a month? /s
done
This had better take me to a LOLUVA site.
Oh my god It's like a link to 1997.
When I want to see a link to 1997, I just head over to TechSideLine
Just joined the club! That is either one more or one less depending on HF or HokieJeep's math.
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Bonus payout is tomorrow. Will be joining first thing in the morning.
LEG!
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Very underrated episode of TNG actually.
Done. I was holding out to be #500 but it was taking too long.
Leg!
How can you tell which number you are? It's not in my profile.
http://www.thekeyplay.com/the-key-players-club-members
I'm 99!
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HF is #100
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This is my first official post as a member of TKP.
Make it 500. Halfway to 1000.
And I literally got promoted this morning too.
#497
congrats man!
Dude congrats! I just got promoted yesterday too!
Great things happen when you join TKP. Congrats!
To fellow TKPC Members:
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We sit at 497. Who out there is going to get us to 500?!?
That's odd. When I click on the link, it looks like we have 501 members...
Of course more is where we want to be!
Probably means a few people didn't renew their annual membership.
Makes sense.
4 people didn't recommit? Joe, didn't you say hi to their mothers?
That's exactly it. Related, I didn't initially realize how much value the registration number meant to people. When those TKPers dropped off the list, it bumped everyone down. I had to rework its display (minor but important change) to keep everyone at the same number.
You should put the abandoned numbers up for auction. Somebody might pay more to have the right number.
I'm reaching out to my buddy in Raleigh today to get signed up... he's a HUGE VT fan and loves this #NC2VT movement; especially the whining from the NC ST and UNC fans he works with.
Make it a great 4th and celebrate our countries independence and join the Key Players and help keep independent Hokies coverage going.
I'm pretty sure that because of this thread, the number is gonna jump from 499 to about 510.
I am pretty stoked to be #2 behind the guy that Joe had to step over to post the link to join, just happened to log on at the right time on the right day.
Ha, that's actually a funny story. I was like, "hey what's this? Oh a new donation mechanism."
Then Joe DMed me and was like, "hey did everything go OK? I haven't actually officially rolled this out yet but thanks for joining!"
498! Or 2 depending on which way you're counting...
Since this was introduced, it's come down to join TKPC or pay rent.
Then I remembered beards live rent free.
edit: I also remembered I can go back and read all those French articles from the last several months
Who is going to be number 500?
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Wooooooooooooooooooooo. DONE.
phase 1 - reach 500 members
phase 2 - ???????
phase 3 - profit
Or....
BOOM! So TKP can't afford a full time reporter, but maybe a paid internship?
We can afford half of a reporter. I recommend the top half.
YAY we finished our countdown...to the halfway mark.

Rings a little hollow. Let's go ahead and get to 1000 already.
11 new members in less than 8.5 days, it's a start. Now with a base of 500 let's do some recruiting.
501. We are going to make this if I have to travel to everyone's house and make an in person pitch.
just remember to say hi to all the moms
There are several directions we could go with this one.
Just noticed that we did it!! ...half way there!!