Coach Fuente headed for the ESPN Car Wash

By: ThePailHolder
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on July 24, 2017, 2:12 PM | 13 comments

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After bringing along his oldest daughter, Cecilia, to the Car Wash last year, Caroline Fuente will be part of the traveling party this year and will be charged with carrying Tech's famed lunch pail and returning it safely to Blacksburg.

Below is Coach Fuente's tentative schedule for Tuesday (subject to change):

9:15 a.m. - ESPN Images
9:40 a.m. - Championship Drive Podcast
10:00 a.m. - Heather Dinich- ESPN.com/ Magazine
10:35 a.m. - Alex Scarborough- ESPN.com/ Magazine
11:05 a.m. - Hallie Grossman - ESPN.com / Magazine
11:45 a.m. - SportsCenter Originals
12:30 p.m. - SportsCenter coast-to-coast (Live)
1:35 p.m. - Highly Questionable
2:05 p.m. - Paul Finebaum Show

Hmmm - might have to find a reason to be stuck in the car around 2:00 PM tomorrow.

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4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 9 years 2 days #

Wonder how long he is going to be on the Paul Saban- err, I mean - Finebaum Show?

dragone's picture dragone | 9 years 2 days # ^

Wonder how long he is going to be on the Paul PAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWLLL Saban- err, I mean - Finebaum Show?

FTFY

Let's Go

HOKIES

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 9 years 2 days # ^

Still laugh at this every time.

vtandy's picture vtandy | 9 years 2 days #

Poor guy has to talk to Heather Dinich.....

ashore13's picture ashore13
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| 9 years 2 days # ^

I think I just came across her first question:

Coach, since Miami is BAK this year, how will you deal with losing to them? It was clear they weren't a very good team last year since you beat them. How do you cope with Miami ascending to their rightful throne and never being able to beat them or win the coastal division ever again?

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
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| 9 years 2 days # ^

When the satire is too real.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

wasknick's picture wasknick | 9 years 2 days # ^

I read that in her voice.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

vtandy's picture vtandy | 9 years 2 days # ^

Oh god....I'm so sorry

NerdMagic's picture NerdMagic | 9 years 2 days # ^

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

AXD1985's picture AXD1985 | 9 years 2 days # ^

I guess she'll ask questions when she comes up for breath. But it won't be a long question; Big-10 will push her head back down quickly.

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 9 years 2 days #

Poor bastard, you have to feel for anyone that has to go to Bristol

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

MaroonX2's picture MaroonX2
UVA SUCKS.
| 9 years 2 days #

Fuente ain't played nobobdy PAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

uva sucks

Hokieflyguy's picture Hokieflyguy
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| 9 years 2 days #

Hope he takes Wyatt and his mullet with him.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."