Bruce Smiff 82, the email address associated with your TKP account is invalid and this is my hail marry for how to get in contact with you. Hit me up: sauces [at] thekeyplay (dot) com.
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I've been trapping these suckers in my yard. 2 down, 1 to go, his days in my yard are numbered...
I've found a .22 can be quite effective as well...
Can't do that in town...
If I lived in the country, that would be game on...
Air rifles work too.
Ah yes, I understand where you come from, grasshopper:
From a few weeks ago:
From last year:
That looks very familiar. I have the same trap.
Borrowed two of them from my neighbor. He and I are in cahoots regarding the trapping and disposal of varmints. He catches a bunch of skunks for some reason. I use cantaloupe.
With salt?
I use cantaloupe as well, they love that stuff. Caught another yesterday. And saw another eating our flowers, so reloaded and ready to get him as well.
Honestly, Joe? I'm a little disappointed. I mean, in this day and age, you'd think you could glean enough information about him from his IP address, browsing history, use of the same password for all his accounts, etc to just get his mailing address and send him a note.
IT'S STONE COLD! THAT'S STONE COLD'S MUSIC! OH MY GAWD ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!
We haven't heard from Butch Jones in awhile, either.
I'm still here. After we beat the fumblin' Hokies in Bristol AND won the Championship of Life, people in Knoxville still want my head on a platter! I don't get it, Big Dan.
That is disturbing and hilarious at the same time.
I typed in Butch Gif into google image search and that was one of them.
One of what I can only assume were several very interesting gifs.
All those 5* hearts, how could they not win the championship of life?
By losing to Vandy.
Pops and I went to tech, went to bristol with my parents and Mrs. Lwyr.
Mrs. lwyr went to vandy for undergrad, we stumbled into my parents' house after a long day of drinking the night vandy beat tenn, caught the end of it with my folks. It was good to see tenn lose, but she was fucking brutal about vandy being better than tech.
Has anyone seen Mark from Winchester?
But what about the Duphrenes?!?
No one seems to care. How can anyone eat at a time like this?? People are missing!
They have been kidnapped and they are hungry. A double whammy!
Duphrenes, search party of 5!
You can eat after you have found the Duphrenes
This was exactly my thought. Mark from Winchester was reincarnated as Bruce Smiff from TKP.
I'm Matt but my dad's name is Mark. My buddy's kid is named Bruce. Does this count?
Counts enough for me to try to figure out which box has my electrified net in it.
Better hurry up, Bruce, your TKPC membership expires in two weeks!
Done!
Found him! He was hiding under the couch.
Is he a cat?
Should we start a FAM thread?
BRUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He has been found!
And that was the last time TKP ever saw Bruce Smiff 82....
Some say he's still driving that boat to this day...
Bruce Smiff 82 is TKP's Gendry.
so we just need to read the book?