OT: Fue Crew - New CJF T-Shirts

By: jmecca on September 7, 2017, 2:30 PM | 40 comments

It doesn't quite have the same ring as Beamer Ball, but the bookstore has come out with new shirts for CJF.

They can be purchased here.

I'm not a fan. Someone is trying too hard. Thoughts?

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HokieJeep's picture HokieJeep | 8 years 10 months #

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2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
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| 8 years 10 months # ^

This is what happens when a manager demands a stupid idea be carried out. Everyone knows it's dumb and won't work but it happens anyway. I hope someone had the foresight to have a "Moron Release" signed before doing this.

If they wanted it to rhyme with "Crew", they should have gone with J-oh no, that's worse.

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Deuce Deuce '07's picture Deuce Deuce '07
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| 8 years 10 months #

WTF happened to CornFu?

VTeorr53's picture VTeorr53
| 8 years 10 months #

Anyone else read this as "Fway Crew" in their head?

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| 8 years 10 months # ^

Glad it wasn't just me.

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NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 8 years 10 months # ^

I thought that was the point...like J-crew. Or else it would have been "Fu".

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VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 8 years 10 months # ^

If it is, that's bad news/poor design. For those who don't habla the español, "fue" means "he went" and if Fuente is going anywhere, I'm sad.

"Exit light..."

BetaEta576's picture BetaEta576 | 8 years 10 months #

IMO, it would work better if it just said "Fu Crew," but I can imagine they foresaw the inevitable jokes on that and added the 'e.'

I see this and just think "Fweh Crew"

Blue Collar Hokie's picture Blue Collar Hokie | 8 years 10 months # ^

They could even go Fu Cru

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VTeorr53's picture VTeorr53
| 8 years 10 months # ^

Me and you both!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

HokieJeep's picture HokieJeep | 8 years 10 months # ^

I kinda hope someone buys one and crosses out the "e".

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cd8hokies's picture cd8hokies | 8 years 10 months #

Seems really forced tbh. Not a fan.

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
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| 8 years 10 months #

Not a fan. Also feels forced. I don't get it.

Onward and upward

jmecca's picture jmecca | 8 years 10 months #

I just keep staring at it and going:

VTYeatts's picture VTYeatts | 8 years 10 months #

Leonard's picture Leonard | 8 years 10 months #

Just so long as they don't print "Mission Accomplished" shirts with the WVU score.

Leonard. Duh.

Joe Lanza's picture Joe Lanza
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| 8 years 10 months #

I was thinking about making "FU-U" shirts. I don't know how that'd resonate with y'all though.

Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 8 years 10 months # ^

The Philadelphia fan in me fully supports such a venture

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Bragghokie's picture Bragghokie
| 8 years 10 months # ^

I think some type of "corn fu" or "Bud Fu" with Them on it or something. It's in my head but I can't put it in words.

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EddieVT's picture EddieVT | 8 years 10 months #

Thank god they did it in the school colors and not Hokie Stone.

wasknick's picture wasknick | 8 years 10 months #

They should have just made it "The Fue Tang Clan" so everyone knew it was supposed to be dumb.

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Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 8 years 10 months #

I give them an A for effort

but no, back to the drawing board

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Rockypere77's picture Rockypere77 | 8 years 10 months #

Jus is loose
Justin's Jammers
En Fuente
I'll J-Fu-U
J-Fu's funky bunch

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bluehokie2006's picture bluehokie2006 | 8 years 10 months #

I thought we were going with Fu Fighters.

Musky's picture Musky | 8 years 10 months # ^

I thought we were going with Fu Fighters.

And............here comes the certified letter to cease and desist.

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FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 8 years 10 months #

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

VTMaroonOrange's picture VTMaroonOrange | 8 years 10 months #

Read it in my head as "foo crew" which reminded me of "hoo crew" which then made me throw up. No thank you

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
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| 8 years 10 months #

If you play it, they will win.

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KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 8 years 10 months #

I think these would make more sense for this guy:

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 8 years 10 months #

Can't get on board with this.

dmcross's picture dmcross
| 8 years 10 months #

How about some "HardSmartTough" shirts or some "1-0" shirts, since those are slogans and themes that Fuente brought with him. I'm sure that he would much prefer either of those to Fue Crew.

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
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| 8 years 10 months # ^

Players earn those, don't think they should also sell them.

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hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 8 years 10 months # ^

Still waiting for "FUENTE-FOSTER 2017" elections style shirts

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dmcross's picture dmcross
| 8 years 10 months #

Back for more...These shirts are just terrible. There isn't one thing to like about them.

HokieJeep's picture HokieJeep | 8 years 10 months # ^

Rather than black, they should sell them in anthracite.

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Musky's picture Musky | 8 years 10 months # ^

"Send me home ..country roads..."?

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Too Druck to Funk's picture Too Druck to Funk | 8 years 10 months #

Fu is awesome.

These are awful.

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Topenhagen's picture Topenhagen
| 8 years 10 months #

No me gusta nada

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
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| 8 years 10 months #

Hard Pass

Hmmm...

How about an "f" inside of a cube? Fuente Foster Football. Or is that too academic for general pop?

Or

CornBud Fu : rise of the hokie

Or

"TechFu" with Burruss backdropped with shaolin monk temple theme

i would buy anything anyone has suggested here over Fue Crew.