Drink! Better luck being the first for this one in 2018, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025! I'm hoping I'll be the first to post "drink" then as well!
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Scottie Montgomery convinced a QB barely recovered from an achilles tendon injury to transfer from Duke to Eastern Carolina, then threw him to the wolves with inadequate blocking, resulting in said QB getting a concussion.
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I had to look up that thread to see what you were talking about.
And the "Werther's Original" part of the joke has been used in regards to Frank, Cut, and others (originating before Oct 2016) and didn't originate on TKP anyways..
Shame on you. I award you no points.
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That would imply that Scottie has intricate knowledge on how coaching works, and a firm grasp on how to apply the breakdowns in the above game film to the team for the benefit of use on game days.
Unfortunately, all data points lend itself to the indicative truth, that when presented with this information and how to apply it for use, it becomes irrevocably clear that, in fact, Scotty Doesn't Know.
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Scottie Montgomery called Baker Mayfield Saturday night after the win at Ohio State and offered him a full ride scholarship to become a Pirate, for the way that Baker pilfered the souls of an OSU team and in hopes that he would transfer to the newest Big12 school in Eastern North Carolina.
Baker's response:
"I'm going to conquer me lands as me sees fit on my own accord"
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just checked the bottom 10 after this comment. Where the hell is UVa? How can you have a bottom 10 list that doesn't feature our yearly thanksgiving punching bag?
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Scottie Montgomery has the team address him as Captain instead of Coach. He thinks it makes him more of a pirate.
Scottie Montgomery proofread this and then signed it with a crayola marker instead of a calligraphy pen:
I went ahead and edited it for him:
Agreed.
But I might actually do this if I was the head coach of the Pirates
Scottie Montgomery has his former defensive coordinator locked up in his basement
Scottie doesn't know
Scottie Montgomery doesn't know
Drink
he has the gif he gets the upvote, it's science
You were first, he had the GIF.
Upvotes to both.
Sounds fair, I won't tell Scottie
But I will
Bunk you best keep your mouth shut on this
Drink! Better luck being the first for this one in 2018, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025! I'm hoping I'll be the first to post "drink" then as well!
Wow, assuming he keeps this job for a long time after his 0-3 start this year aren't you.
I suppose it's possible he doesn't. ECU has established they don't keep good coaches, though. Not sure about the bad ones.
Is the LOLUVA AD consulting for the ECU football program? It's the only explanation I can come up with.
Scottie Montgomery convinced a QB barely recovered from an achilles tendon injury to transfer from Duke to Eastern Carolina, then threw him to the wolves with inadequate blocking, resulting in said QB getting a concussion.
First person to post a joke that we haven't already used in a Hatin' on ECU thread in the past decade will be the winner!
Scottie Montgomery thinks the Hatin' On thread is played out and has old jokes.
I mean..
to be fair, we've never made fun of their scholarship letter in a hatin' on ECU thread before this year...
It appears we have a winner!
I've met Coach Mo and he's a good person but he coaches at ECU so screw em
Scottie thinks he's an improvement over Ruffin McNeill.
Hah, he ain't Ruff enough.
Scottie hates NC barbeque.
But loves boiled peanuts.
I was going to upvote you for the hatred of NC BBQ. But downvote for boiled peanuts. It evened out.
Scottie Montgomery double posts.
And he doesn't edit the duplicate to an Emma gif
Touche good sir.
Scottie Montgomery was this close to being Montgomery Scott
Scottie Montgomery moved to Japan so that he could follow the culture's norms and go by Montgomery Scottie. He thought that was good enough.
Scottie Montgomery evidently thinks he can dab better than Coach Frank Beamer
No hate. He is actively tanking ECU, and I thank him for it.
He is tanking to get the #1 pick...Scotty doesn't understand how the draft works.
So what you're saying is.... Scotty doesn't know how the draft works?
Scottie thinks this was a great special teams play
It's insane how awful that is.
It's more insane that I'm pretty sure we lost that game
Gets my leg and vote!
What's wrong with this pic? That's why we lost!
I like the one where our long snapper snapped it over AJ's head toward the endzone and he still got the punt off for a fair catch.
Scottie Montgomery still thinks there are four Carolina states.
North, South, West, and Eastern.
Scottie Montgomery still refers to South Virginia as North Carolina
Scottie Montgomery refuses to acknowledge that he actually coaches at Eastern South Virginia.
Scottie Montgomery refers to Gatorade as 'Gatorades'.
As long as he doesn't call Kroger "Krogers"
And our Coach as "Fuentes"
And he uses Wal Marts
"Scottie you're just not ready for this yet. Ruffin is twice the coach you are and look what happened to him."
"Oh and here's a Werthers."
Did you just steal my joke from last years Cutcliffe thread?????
Don't make me take away your birthday.
I had to look up that thread to see what you were talking about.
And the "Werther's Original" part of the joke has been used in regards to Frank, Cut, and others (originating before Oct 2016) and didn't originate on TKP anyways..
Shame on you. I award you no points.
Scottie Montgomery coached and played at Duke.
Scottie Montgomery did those in that order.
Well when you think about it, playing at Duke is worse than coaching at Duke. He probably had multiple offers and chose to play for such babies.
Scottie Montgomery really dislikes this thread. He figures he's already suffered enough.
Scottie won't know what suffering is until after our game on Saturday.
Greenville is the 10th largest city in NC.
Scottie Montgomery doesn't live there because he doesn't want to be in the top 10.
Scottie looks like the guy you hire when you write the role for Idris Elba, but you can't afford Idris Elba
Scotty is reading this thread like
Pshaw, he just came for the pics and gifs. In fact, he's reviewing game film of the special teams above.
That would imply that Scottie has intricate knowledge on how coaching works, and a firm grasp on how to apply the breakdowns in the above game film to the team for the benefit of use on game days.
Unfortunately, all data points lend itself to the indicative truth, that when presented with this information and how to apply it for use, it becomes irrevocably clear that, in fact, Scotty Doesn't Know.
Here's a fun fact...Scottie made out with his sister.
Scottie thinks these are hash brownies.
When you ask Scottie for more power, and he tells you "he's giving it all that she's got", he's lying
Scottie liked our 4th quarter Let's Go Hokies gaff on Saturday
Scottie thinks North Carolina is the top football state
Scottie ain't Ruffin
Scottie doesn't know
That Foster and Fu
Gonna kick his ass this weekend
Scottie does his haikus 5-5-7 instead of 5-7-5
5-5-8 even
dammit
Scottie thinks modified song lyrics are supposed to be haikus
Scottie forgot to tie his booties
Scottie has a 3-11 HC record.
That is just so beautiful
Scottie wonders why there is a silhouette of Dirk Johnson from UNC on the other UNC jerseys.
Scottie already has thanksgiving decorations up
Scottie Montgomery has Thanksgiving Decorations.
I'm a little bit bias cause I was born on November 27th that I think thanksgiving is better than Christmas and Halloween
In terms of food, Thanksgiving trumps everything else.
100%
TBH, I eat the same things at Christmas, just half as much.
Scottie replaced his DC to give him an excuse for the outcome this weekend.
Scottie isn't worried about the results so far this year because he considers these games to be pre-season.
Scottie just took this job because he thinks it will give him the inside track on being the next defensive line coach for UVA.
Scottie wants his OC to hurry up and get hired away to a blue blood school so he can have a landing place when ECU finally cans his ass.
Scotty Montgomery thinks NC still exists.
What an embarrassing typo. Everyone knows that's South Virginia.
I hated on Scottie Montgomery last year. I don't think he's worth another 3-9 hates this year.
Even though his team runs out to the song at every home game, Scottie Montgomery still sings "Purple Haze" wrong.
Scottie Montgomery thinks Purple Haze is a song by Prince. Scottie Montgomery thinks that Purple Rain is song by Tay Zonday.
Don't bring Prince into this.
Scottie Montgomery got rid of his DC saying, "I've always been more of a Marvel guy anyway. Ant Man trumps Batman any day..."
Scottie gets Lustra stuck in your head at work.
I can't think of anything clever in my head and after every comment this is all that pops in my head.....
And to the entirety of ECU Football....
Scottie Montgomery is a grown man who goes by "Scottie".
Some guys can pull it off...
Why is the wall thinking?
Scotty doesn't know how thought balloons work
Alum doesn't realize they only work one way. Do you know Scottie?
Scotty only uses freeware that doesn't allow you to flip clipart images when posting memes online
Oh Scotty,
Scotty is a software dumbass!
Scotty has Multiple Third Personality disorder.
Scottie likes misunderstandings.
Scottie thinks Eastern Carolina had a legitimate shot to get into the Big 12
Scottie Montgomery prefers evergreen trees to deciduous because they don't change to Hokie colors in the Fall.
Scottie thinks the words are "scuse me, while I kiss this guy".
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Scottie Montgomery once spent two weeks narrating his own life
Only Morgan Freeman is allowed to do that
Scottie thinks Morgan Freeman ain't got shit on Scottie.
Scottie reads Morgan Freeman meme's in his own voice, not Morgan's.
Scottie Montgomery thinks that VT and ECU are "natural rivals".
Scottie Montgomery got three wishes from a genie. He asked for a RC cola, another one, and one more.
Scottie drinks RC but doesn't care for Moon Pies.
Scotty doesn't think FOSTER'S is Australian for "defense".
Scottie Montgomery called Baker Mayfield Saturday night after the win at Ohio State and offered him a full ride scholarship to become a Pirate, for the way that Baker pilfered the souls of an OSU team and in hopes that he would transfer to the newest Big12 school in Eastern North Carolina.
Baker's response:
"I'm going to conquer me lands as me sees fit on my own accord"
Scottie Montgomery thinks being No. 1 in the ESPN Bottom 10 is better than being No. 5.
just checked the bottom 10 after this comment. Where the hell is UVa? How can you have a bottom 10 list that doesn't feature our yearly thanksgiving punching bag?
After so many appearances in years past, Virgini-ugh is quite literally a forgettable program.
Scottie Montgomery buys low fat graham crackers because he doesn't like the originals
When going to Burger King, Scottie always gets a double beef whopper with cheese and a large Diet Coke.
ScottieOttie0-ferlicious
Scottie Montgomery is so lame his "Hating On: " thread slows to a crawl 2 days before the game.
Scottie took the South Eastern Virginia football job...
on purpose!
Scottie Montgomery thinks scholarhips is spelled correctly!
Scottie Montgomery buys his clothes at Montgomery Ward...He hasn't been shopping for clothes since June 2001!
Scottie woke up this morning and wished it was a nooner.
Scottie thinks he's playing ODU this week.