Our Advance Team is Already On the Ground Near Boston For Next Week

Looks like we've sent our advance squad to check things out things in Massachusetts.

Article on the scouts.

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the abundance of feathered creatures that walk the streets like they own the place, threatening residents who cross their paths.

"It was like the turkey was waiting for me," he said. "They're clearly strategizing.

Watch out Lefty, you're next.

Gobble gobble, chumps

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Would love to see a rafter/flock of turkeys invade each town/city of the team we play in advance of our away games.... wearing "Gobble Gobble Bitches" t-shirts of course

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

This always cracks me up!

wait! side article: Hugh Hefner died! End of an era.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

....and no one saw, under cover of night, how the truck towing the maroon trailer would pull into town, and on a dark street corner, would lower the gate of the trailer. Numerous turkeys, with a gleam in their eyes, and mischief in their heart would pour out of the trailer. It would not end well for the town.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.