Greg Stroman will wear the #25 jersey against BC

The 3rd time for Stroman! Hopefully we'll see yet another punt return on Saturday night.

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STRONGMAN STROMAN!!! Mark well, HE's gonna be playing on Sundays.

Stro be like:

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

8 year olds, dude...

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

8 year olds, dude...

... will abide.

That jersey really tied the team together..

The Dude Abides

I remember this play. Stroman had a few bubblebees on him and was trying to get them off, and say "You see! They are right there, help!". The other Hokies were allergic, so they ran away. Lucky from Stroman, Facyson jumped in to try to help him get them off his arm and then Stroman said "Thanks Brandon. They are flying away, they went over here and here"

The Dude Abides

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Just trying to figure out if that's an autocorrect or if you've spent your whole life not knowing it's "bumblebees"

Does any one remember when stroman was temporarily a wide receiver during Frank's last year or am I imagining it.

Idk I think that was Deon Newsome.

Or was it Joel Caleb? Na must have just been Demitri Knowles on jet sweeps.

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I have a vague recollection.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Is the 5 slightly higher than the 2?

r/mildlyinfuriating

Now I just keep staring at it...

via GIPHY

What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

The tops of the 2 and 5 line up, but the bottom of the 5 is higher than the 2. So the 5 is actually shorter. Weird.

Do the equipment people have two sets of differently sized numbers so the tens digit is larger than the ones digit for double digit jerseys, or are some of the numbers just longer than others because of the font? Or am I just way over-thinking this as a way to procrastinate going to work?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

At least it's not the WVU style. I swore they had their number sewn on upside-down (which would be so WVU)

We put the K in Kwality

Equipment manager: "Oh no! We ran out of 5's!"
Helpful assistant: "Yes, but we have some extra 2's ..."

"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

Let's Go

HOKIES

twice in one season...vow

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Stroman - maligned in the past for small man coverage, perhaps even rightly so...
Didn't quit, improved --> now...a leader: Making all the KEY plays giving us a chance. Pass breakup last week against a much bigger receiver. setting up our first TD.
The guy has guts and nuts.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

And I'm fairly certain he's leading the team in completion % against. No numbers to back that up but I know he did last year and the eye test seems to lean towards him continuing that into this year.

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

So this begs a serious question...when Stro is named consensus All-American, which number do we retire? 3/25 may look weird on a banner.

We put the K in Kwality

Easy. You retire 0.12

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller