Six Pick Week 5

Due to Thursday night this will be a quick turn, but top to bottom this is the best week to date in College Football for the 2013 season. At least 10 very interesting and competitive games in Week 5. There will be upsets, hopefully starting on Thursday night.

This will be our first real look at Ohio State and while both the SEC matchups are probably better, this one has me just as interested. Stanford and Oregon look to be threat level ORANGE to the SEC dominance, with Ohio State and maybe FSU (step back Clemson) possibly joining them. If the Buckeyes can dominate a very solid Wisconsin team, they'll be worthy of their preseason rankings.

Games:

Thursday, September 26th
Virginia Tech at Georgia Tech -6.5 ~ 7:30 pm ESPN

  • Before you make that "I hate that GT offense" joke ... consider the other Tech alternative
  • Season defining game on a short week with little time for the defense to prepare for the flexbone option with a side of Pistol offense. What's not to like?

Pick: GiT covering. Trust me, I don't want to be correct with this pick, but the Tech Offense has troubles blocking, getting open, catching and passing ... often times all on the same play.
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Saturday, September 28th
LSU at Georgia -3.5 ~ 3:30 pm CBS

  • Les Miles between the hedges, means he has more than just grass to eat, but hopefully none of that DAWGSNATION explosion. That's gross
  • It's been a couple of weeks, so it's time for Mark Richt to lose control of Todd Grantham. If i could, I'd rather lay my money on him losing his shit than on the game itself

Pick: LSU getting the points, winning out right with Les Miles shit eating grin on full display. The LSU - Bama matchup is gaining steam again.
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Oklahoma -3.5 at Notre Dame ~ 3:30 pm NBC

  • Tradition and name value > actual play on the field ... so in other words all eyes will be on Uncle Verne
  • /Thinking of another bullet point .... nothing ... nothing ...oh ... why didn't NBC didn't make this a primetime game?

Pick: Notre Dame getting the points as a home dog ... I don't really have a valid reason other than the Big 12 sucks.
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Ole Miss at Alabama -16.5 ~ 6:30 pm ESPN

  • SEEEEEEE PAWWWWWWWWWWLLLL, THEM BOYSS RRRR CHEATTIN AN NOWL THAY BEING CAWT UP WIFF. DEM BAMMERS RRR GONNA LOOSE THISS GAMME AN AGANST AWBURN TOO
  • Paul, yer like me, a genius, it takes one to see one. I know you understand Saban is going to fix this. Ole Miss is going to lose by 40, ROLL TIDE ROLL

Pick: Ole Miss getting the points. This isn't your Katherine Webb's Tide, but they are still the favorite to win it all. They have played up n down to the competition this season, so I expect them to be up this week, but 16.5 is a lot. Late Black Bears cover.
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Arizona at Washington -8.5 ~ 7:00 pm FOX

  • The Pac 12 is sneaky good, as of now the second best conference featuring a strong top two and a solid four team middle group. Can the Wildcats make it 5?
  • Someone explain to me why the Seahawks get insanely loud and the Huskies don't? Someone should tell them, they are doing it all wrong

Pick: UDub laying the points. I'm all aboard this Huskies' bandwagon. I think they'll paste the Wildcats.
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Wisconsin at Ohio State -7.5 ~ 8:00 pm ABC

  • Two weeks ago the B1G Ten was looking promising, but losses from the mid level and close victories by the "elite" B1G Ten teams erased that thought. A tOSU loss here would be devastating to the conference
  • OSU QB: Kenny Guiton > Braxton Miller ... so the Buckeyes have 2 boss QB's while Florida, Texas, OU and USC don't have one. Football is weird

Pick: Ohio State and the points, especially if Guiton gets more burn than Miller.

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Beer of the Week:
Paulaner Oktoberfest-Marzen

The beer isn't my style, but I do enjoy a thing or two about the celebration.
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As always PICKS ARE AGAINST THE SPREAD:

VPI at GiT -6.5
LSU at UGA -3.5
OU -3.5 at ND
Ole Miss at bama -16.5
Arizona at UDub -8.5
Wiscy at tOSU -7.5

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Comments

Now I know. Hey, I only just started playing very recently.

We cover (and win)
Georgia covers (and Go Dawgs)
ND beats the spread (but doesn't win)
Ole Miss beats the spread (Bama likely wins)
UW covers and wins
Wisky beats the spread (I don't wanna pick a winner here)

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

VT (picking with heart, not head)
LSU with the points
Sooners to cover
Ole Miss with the points (Bama wins)
Washington covers
Ohio St (kills me, but they are putting up points this season)

Hokies
LSU
OU
Ole Miss
Washington
Wisconsin

@historyhokie.bsky.social

okay well i'm 5 weeks late but I'll give it a shot

VT gets points and wins
UGA covers
ND gets points..not picking a winner
Bama covers (I think we pissed off Saban and now he's out to prove that they can score in bunches on O)
Arizona gets points but loses
tOSU covers

Onward and upward

well if I'm doing this right, I went 3-3. I can't complain for my first time out...

Onward and upward

VPI - can never pick against us
LSU
OU
Ole Miss
UDub
Wiscy

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

VPI +6.5
UGA -3.5
OU -3.5
bama -16.5
uW -8.5
tOSU -7.5

VT wins and covers
LSU
Oklahoma
Bama wins, Ole Miss gets the points
Huskies all the way
OSU

"Exit light..."

Perfect week last week! Here's to keeping that going, but I'm going to start with the unpopular pick...

GT - I'm really not feeling good about us this week
LSU - For the points, win, and correctly spelled mascot
ND - unsure on this one but they have been ok all year
Bama - another pick I hate, but think they've got a fire under their butts after us and aTm #BEATBAMA
Washington - I have no idea again (you pick hard games). So I'm going with you on this
OSU - easily. Wisconsin misses Bielema

VA TECH because they're on my upset watch
LSU because they share two letters with "FSU", who's really back y'all
ND because #GoACC
OLE MISS because did you see Bama in that Va Tech game earlier this year? They're terrible.
WASHINGTON because they beat Boise, and Boise is really good
WISCONSIN because [insert Russell Wilson reference here]

mama giraffe .... /dead

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Oh, Mama Giraffe, you're my new best friend. Can we go talk about how the U is back over a glass of pinot grigio?

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Sorry, I only drink ZIMA.

But I'd love to tell you all the reasons why I know they're back for real this time, unlike each of the last 5 years.

Gobble Gobble Bitches
Dawgs
Domers
Hotty Toddy
The other dogs
Buckeyes

VT gets the points
UGA wins outright
ND getting the points
Ole Miss getting the points
UW winning out right
Ohio State wins outright

VT I am a homer and I have high hopes for the ACC season
LSU The mad hatter
Bama - Roll Damn Tide
UW - I can't pick a Dick Rod team to win
Wisconsin because I feel this will be the first real team tOSU has played and they will have to finally rely on their linebackers
OU because who can pick against Wolverine?

A new season...new hope

GT
UGA
Oklahoma
Bama
UW
Ohio State

Last week was my first ever 5-1 week in the two years doing this, so no doubt I'll go 0-6 this week.
Virginia Tech
LSU
Oklahoma
Alabama
Washington
Ohio State

First so we'll see.
VT(after reading stingtalk.com I have to pick us)
UGA
OU
Bama
Washington
OSU wins but doesn't get the points

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Sitting at .500 after my first attempt... trying again:

VT
LSU
OU
Bama
UW
Wisky

Trying to get to .500

VT - might be the season defining game
LSU
ND - #goacc
Bama
Huskies
Ohio State

VT
Georgia
Oklahoma
Alabama (I hope they go undefeated, their fans were awesome)
Washington
Wisconsin

Rip his freaking head off!

HOKIES
DAWGS
OU
TIDE
WASHINGTON
BUCKEYES

Can I join the party late? Here goes:
VT - Foster keeps it close (I hope)
LSU - might have the better D
OU - Cuz ND is way overrated
Bama - gut feeling
UW - Arizona has proven nothing yet
OSU - should win B1G easily, plus the urban factor

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

always welcome.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

5 outta 6, definitely take it for a first timer vs the line. Too bad OSU could not score on either of their last 2 possessions. This is fun, Whee! Now watch me crash and burn next week.

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

VT covering
Geaux LSU
Boomers
Bammers
Huskies
Buckeyes

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I promised myself not to think too much....then again, I'm not sure I ever have that problem...oh well, here goes:

VT wins outright
LSU wins and covers
Sooners win, cover, and find Manti Te'o's girlfriend in the visiting locker room at halftime.
Bama wins but Ole Miss gets the points
Huskies win and cover
tOSU's flying Urbans win and cover easily

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

HOKIES
Dawgs
Boomer Sooners
Bama
Washington
THEEE Ohio State University

The good guys
The hat
The Irish
The Tide
The cats
The fighting Urbans

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

1. HOKIES
2. Bayou Bengals
3. Sooners
4. Rebels
5. Washington
6. Buckeyes

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

VT
LSU
ND
Bama
UW
OSU

VPI
LSU
ND
Bama
Arizona
tOSU

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

GiT (but VPI still winning of course)

Umm...we can't win if GT covers the spread. Trying to have your cake and eat it too I see.

yeah, I'm dumb

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

VPI for Blacksburg!!!!
UGA to win
OU
Ole Miss to cover
UDub
OSU - please don't give them the benefit of the t

Jackets
Tigers
Irish
Roll Tide
Huskies
Buckeyes

Hokie Hokie Hi
Jawwwjaah
Touchdown jesus
Roll tide
Huskies
Buckeyes

GT
LSU
Sooners
Ole Miss
UW
OSU

VT
LSU with points
ND
Bama wins, but Ole Miss with points
UW
Ohio State covers

Beer: Sam Adams Harvest Pumpkin Ale. Tis the season

VT
LSU
OU
Ole Miss to cover
UDub
Wiscy...God I hope they win.

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

Hokies,
Bayou Bengals
Fighting Drunks
Rebel...Black Bears?
Huskies
Wiscy

Whadya mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm HOT!

VT
L$U
OU
Rebs
UW
O$U

UVA: Jefferson's biggest mistake

@pbowman6

Hokies +6.5
LSU + 3.5
Bama -16.5
Irish + 3.5
Wildcats +8.5 (Huskies caught looking ahead to Stanford)
Wisconsin +7.5

Go Tech

Tech, Virginia style!!!!!!!
LSU +3.5
ND +3.5
Bammer, with rage in their eyes -16.5
UDub -8.5
Wiscy +7.5 (late backdoor cover)

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Hokies get the points and win. (Side prediction - No GT player will punch LT's helmet because it's made of stone.)
LSU gets the points and wins.
Domers win outright. (People who say the Hokies have been overrated have not been watching Oklahoma.)
Ole Miss gets the points and keeps it VERY interesting.
UDub puts it on the Devils in a big way.
Whiskey puts the Buckeyes to sleep and gets the points, but the OSU gets the squeaky win.

Leonard. Duh.

VT
Georgia
Oklahoma
Ole Miss
Washington
Ohio State

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

HOKIES
mad hatter
boomer sooner
bama
washington
osu

These people are losing their minds!

Gobblers
LSU
ND
Ole Miss beats spread, Bama wins
Washingtno
Buckeyes cover

Let's Go...

VPI +6.5 - Cover and win and Logan runs over Atta... attaa... atta go play for another team
LSU +3.5 - I don't buy UGA
ND +3.5 - My Catholic ties guilts me into it
Ole Miss beats the spread but Bama wins - Why must you keep clowding my judgement with attrative women, although at least they'll win
UDub for the cover and win! - Although they too have beautiful women, Arizona is lowsy!
Wiscy +7.5 - I hate tOSU more than all (seriously drop the 't' you d bags)

*Edit*
Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale if I can find it

in Fuller we trust

GiT (but I want to be wrong)
Uga
Okies
bama
Arizona
OSU

Hardywood Bourbon barrel

#Let's Go - Hokies

Picking with my heart instead of my head. Probably won't be wise. But since this is like 'Whose Line is it?...', and the points don't matter, heeeeere we go!

VPI
LSU
ND
Bama
UDub
tOSU

"The TKP community is unrivaled."
-Justin Fuente, probably

Hokies... please help me out
Jawja
Sooners
Still don't think that Alabama is worthy of #1.... Ole Miss
Keith Price
THE ohio state university

Logan 3:16

Shit, I missed last week.

VT +6.5
LSU +3.5
OU -3.5
bama -16.5
UDub -8.5
tOSU -7.5

Hokies
LSU
ND
Bama
Washington
Wisconsin (but Ohio St wins)
Haven't picked out a specific beer for the weekend, but here's a nice fall beer that I enjoy:
Union Craft's Balt (Altbier). Toasty and bready malts with a noble hop flavor and bitterness for a well balanced beer.
EDIT: I found a beer. It's the Pinkus Organic Albier.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

VPI
LSU
OU
Ole Miss
Arizona
OSU

VT covers but may lose
LSU all day
Sooners smokem
Tide rolls
Huskies cover
O-Hi-O This game could be ugly

Beer:
Lost Rhino's RhinOfest
http://www.lostrhino.com/web/beers#3

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Hokies...obviously
LSU
ND
Ole Miss to cover
Washington
osu

VPI
LSU
OU
BAMA
WAHINGTON
OHIO ST

Virginia Tech
LSU
Oklahoma
Ole Miss
Washington
Ohio State

Fortune Favors the Bold

VT - getting points, but losing a close one :(
LSU - but UGA might win..maybe.
ND - home game pick
Ole Miss.. Can't. Take. Eyes. Off. Picture.
Washington - no clue, just a guess
OSU - can't stand 'em though

I sucked last week so I don't see that changing this week.

VPI to win
LSU to win. Don't know if Auburn was that bad or LSU is good, but their running back was pretty solid.
OU
Ole Miss to cover
Washington; they better not be looking forward to Stanford though.
tOSU; must be nice having two starting caliber QBs.

Hokie Stone Helmets
Bayou between the Hedges
Brian Kelly's Aneurism
Ole Miss
Huskies
OSU - unfortunately

Beer this week:

not my favorite brewery, but i am down for a nice day of the dead death mask.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Hokie Hi!
The Tigers
Ok U
Bama
Zona
Wiscy

@TheTurkeyTavern

GAH Tech -6.5
LSU +3.5
OU -3.5
Ole Miss +16.5
Washington -8.5
Ohio State -7.5

It's a Miracle in Blacksburg...TYROD DID IT MIKEY!!! TYROD DID IT!!!

GT
LSU
ND
Alabama
Arizona
OSU

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

The Good Tech (If GT wins, we'll keep the margin with 3)
Les Miles channels his inner Popeye, eats grass again, and eats the Dawgs as well.
Fighting Irish. No idea why. Because reasons.
Ole Miss covers
More of a dog person than cat person. Huskies beat the Wildcats.
THE Ohio State University

VT
UGA
Oklahoma
Bama
Washington
Ohio State

VT
UGA
Oklahoma
Ole Miss
Washington
Wisconsin

Spenge the Man. Go Hokies!

VT
LSU
OU
Bama
UW
Wiscy - Stave will throw the most amazing spike after practicing it relentlessly for the past 2 weeks, leading to the game winning FG.

🦃 🦃 🦃

VPI at GiT -6.5 -- The Real Tech "surprises" the Six-legged Freaks
LSU at UGA -3.5 -- I think Uga can cover
OU -3.5 at ND -- Boomer Sooners
Ole Miss at bama -16.5 -- I don't think the Tide is going to have a problem this week.
Arizona at UDub -8.5 -- Huskies cover
Wiscy at tOSU -7.5 -- The 'Eyes have it

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

4-2...not bad, not bad.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

VT
UGA
OU
Ole Miss
Washington
tOSU

VT
UGA
OU
Ole Miss
Washington
OSU

Jackets
Dwags
Domers
Tide
Washington
tOSU

VPI at GiT -6.5 - HOKIES
LSU at UGA -3.5 - GO DAWGS
OU -3.5 at ND - OU
Ole Miss at bama -16.5 - Ole Miss keeps is close
Arizona at UDub -8.5 - They've impressed me so far. Washington
Wiscy at tOSU -7.5 - tOSU

First post, so I apologize for being late to the party...

VT (Sure, why the hell not?)
LSU (I like what I see from the offense so far)
OU (Didn't ND have trouble with Purdue, oh yeah that's right)
Ole Miss (way too many points here)
Washington (see how well they play before I join the wagon)
OSU (Meyer wants to show the country how good OSU is)

"Parrish at the 30….and…the ball came loose! Taken away by DeAngelo Hall, and he..will…score!"

GiT
I am talking PST time here but the game kicks off at 4:30. I will look at my phone around 5:30 and it will be mid-way through the 4th quarter. Also, 3rd and 5 when GiT has the ball is like an automatic 1st down, I hope the D proves me wrong. #RevengeNesbitt

Other picks on Friday

Hokies win!!!!! F-CPJ, F #RevengeNesbitt I am very happy to take the loss and I will happily keep picking against the Hokies if we continue to win. On to the rest of the pics.

LSU
Apparently LSU has a passing game. Georgia, with their backs against the wall, beat USC. Now their backs are not as pressed back to wall so Richt will lose control and Georgia will lose the game. Fear the hat.

Notre Dame
Two bad offenses. Two decent defenses. Me watching this game probably garners the same reaction as a non-Hokie fan watching VT play: MEH!

Bama
As much as I like the think Ole Miss can cover, the cheerleader pic is my pick. Can buck tradition, even if it means my picks suck.

uDub
Why is the uDub crowd quiet compared to the Seahawk crowd? West Coast baby! Seattle sucks for college football. Fans of schools out east pack the bars more than the Pac 12 and Mountain West or whatever that is. Sad b/c uDub seems good this year with a surprisingly good defense. They should be able to cover.

tOSU
As much as I want tOSU to lose & the B1G to suck I don't see Wisconsin winning a night game at the Horseshoe. Although the saying goes when you have two quaterbacks you really have none. But VT bucked that trend with Glennon/Tryod a few years ago.

These picks were brought you by a bottle of red wine but I did have some Rogers last night.

Go Hokies!
Wiscy at tOSU -7.5

VT - Let's go Hokies!
GA
ND
Ole Miss
WA
OH State

Noel's Hokies

VT
LSU
OU
Ole Miss
WA
OSU

VPI
UGA
ND
Alabama
UDub
tOSU

Marzens!

Last minute picks:

VPI at GiT -6.5
LSU at UGA -3.5
OU -3.5 at ND
Ole Miss at bama -16.5
Arizona at UDub -8.5
Wiscy at tOSU -7.5