Our Team's Twitter Game Is Better Than Your Team's Twitter Game

The VT Football Twitter and HokiesFB Twitter have been on top of their trolling game this year. Not sure who is running those accounts, but I lost it when I saw these two from last night.

I hope we beat the shit out of the Tar Holes tomorrow.

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Yeah its not gonna rain this year haha dont worry

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Ugh, this is what the people want now? Get off my lawn

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Yes its funny as shit.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Abort thread.

We better not lose...

Whenever I do something like rubbing someone's nose in it, I always think "boy, that was fun. I hope that doesn't come back to bite me in the ass." In this case, that's pretty damn funny...but man, I really hope it doesn't come back to bite us in the ass.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

I feel that we are a bit too confident going in to this game. I have a feeling just like last year before Syracuse and some of GT. Getting nervous.

“I hope that they’re not going to have big eyes and pee down their legs so to speak,” -- Bud Foster

Yeah, but UNC was paper thin in talent before their injuries hit this year. In the preseason people said their defense was going to have to win games because the offense was going to struggle. Then their offense got worse, and their defense lost a good chunk of its talent to injuries.

They are seriously bad this year. There's a very good chance that the only chance they have for a win from here on out is against Western Carolina.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

And we'll all be rooting as hard for Western Carolina as we do every season against Eastern Carolina.

one win UNC, where the basement is the cellar

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the basement is the cellar

Which many UNC students may know, because they get three credits for buying a thesaurus

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

UNC students may know, because they get three credits for buying a thesaurus

Just buying a thesaurus ain't the same as knowing anything in it. Kind of like the rest of UNC textbooks.

Seriously, WCU and Coach Speir are good people.

They have staff from App St. when they beat michigan and from Ruffin's ECU staff. They can coach some football.

I hope VT beats the snot outta UNC, and then WCU repeats.

Can confirm. Coach Speir helped to get me a walk-on spot for App. and I played with several guys on staff at WCU. They brought WCU from bottom feeder in the SoCon to a top contender.

Nothing would please me more than seeing the Catamounts beat the heels.

Go Hokies

Am I the only one who thinks the hurricane jokes used to be hilarious but are now just overused and lazy?

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

No, Drew Harris agrees with you.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Ehh, don't worry about it. Eventually it'll all just blow over.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Super played out. So tired.

Since they sort of brought it on themselves, in comfortable riding the joke through this weekend then calling it quits.

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

it was last year, you get until the next game to bring it up. After this weekend we will hopefully have a new slew of sun in the eyes jokes or something

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

sun in the eyes

So you're saying that UNC is going to blame the loss on our orange jerseys?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Strategery

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Something something Lawson.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Sounds to me like someone needs to embrace his inner Tight End.

phrasing

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Just... disregard them.

90% of the content Pete and the gang drum up is overused and lazy. He will forever be tweeting about the win in Columbus. It's our national championship to him. It's embarrassing as hell.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Does anyone know who actually runs the HokiesFB and VTFootball Twitter accounts? They both say they're "official" but HokiesFB is usually my go-to for the quickest and best content.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

HokiesFB: Thomas Guerry, geared towards recruiting
VT_Football: Pete Moris, supposed to be the official source of news

"Exit light..."

Ours has to be better. Twitter hasn't been introduced to NC yet.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Just fyi, all teams do the wet ball practice every week. Not unique to this match up.

Not all teams. UNC didn't last year.

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EDIT: Apparently you can't do emoticons :(

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Apparently I just don't know what I'm doing

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Our Twitter game has improved but it's no Vegas Knights Twitter

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