Hatin' on Mark Richt

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Mark Richt's Hurricanes almost lost to UNC.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Everyone else go home. This can't be topped.

Mark Richt coaches for Miami. Come to think of it, I rest my case.

Look at Georgia football without him.

'Nuff said.

UGa football has definitely gotten "smart"er without him

I'm giving you a leg, but you don't deserve it

Now that's Smart.

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I actually don't hate Mark Richt either. This has been a two week respite - I need to save up for the coach we're playing next week.

Next week starts two weeks of hatin on two of our most hated coaches. Hatin on gotta go 1-0 this week though.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Next week starts two weeks

Three weeks

FTFY

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Mark Richt is a very good coach and a better man who does a tremendous amount of work in the community.

#amIDoingItRight

Yes. But does he have a puppy?

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

Mark Richt approves of Photobucket's decision to move to paid image linking for $400 annually.

I don't hate Mark I hate the team he coaches and their delusional fans

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

You say, fans... but... do they exist?

Go Hokies

I've got another letter for him:

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Mark Richt and the Canes have dudes. The Hokies don't have no dudes.

Whatever happened to that idiot reporter? Oh there is his doing weather in Cheboygen, MI.

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Mark Right was ok in my book, until I saw the turnover chain was still being used under him. Lost all credit there. Trashiest "tradition" in college football IMO (unless you count the turnover trashcan... that's definitely....trashy...)

Yeah, I'll go to bed now....

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

worse than the trash can Tennessee uses?

I wouldn't call that a tradition just yet. Used it more because it was really late and I was about damn near slap happy.

But yes, I hate the chain.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I mean, as much as I hate Miami, I think the turnover chain is pretty cool just because it fits Miami's desired culture so well. I like it for the same reason that I like the lunchpail here at Tech.

If we didn't already have the lunchpail tradition here, I think it could work somewhere like Michigan State or Iowa because they have a similar culture around their team/town. I hate Miami, but the chain so perfectly symbolizes Miami's history that I think it works for them.

"I thought the kid right there you're talking to right there played his nuts off."

Funny thing is that it fits Miami's Football culture, but not really the school itself. It doesn't fit any of the Miami alumni that I know, but it def fits all of the football fans, who aren't alums.

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Yeah, I guess I don't know any alum from there, but you can't deny that the chain feels like it fell straight out of that 30 for 30 on them.

"I thought the kid right there you're talking to right there played his nuts off."

Any of them. The U, The U part 2, or Catholics v. Convicts. Having not watched any Miami at the time, when they were talking about the Miami turnover chain, I filtered my assumptions through those three and developed an image in my head. Miami picks one off and out it comes. Sure enough. Gaudy and tacky as fuck.

'self: do you think that's real?'
*google*
'yeah, that doesn't surprise me. They let boats and hoes outta prison?'

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There's nothing I can say about that 'tradition' that wouldn't get me downvoted and banned.

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The turnover chain is a new tradition unveiled this year. So, even more reason to hate Richt, his administration created the turnover chain.

Also, when looking at the turnover chain, it definitely represents Miami well. All about flashy, bling etc.

Then you've got us. The lunch pail, and how well that represents VT's attitude.

The two couldn't be more opposite, nor more representative of the schools.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

ESPN did a good piece on some of the silly sideline traditions - I think it aired when Gameday came to the 'Burg

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You'll put your turnovers into the trashcan. The Program itself can be found in the burning dumpster out back. KthanxBye

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Mark Richt enjoys the company of other men

Go Hokies!

Mark Richt says Da U is Bak!

1-0 every week

Mark Richt is about to get his first LOSS of the season handed to him.

Mark Richt tells his closest friends that his last name is pronounced "Kevin".

Mark Richt is about to get rolled; therefore Richt-rolled.

"It's a Hokie takeover of The Hill ... in Charlottesville!" -Bill Roth

He's never gonna give you up

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Mark Richt wears a $6 plastic-banded watch with a $600 suit when making the U at a press conference.

"It's a Hokie takeover of The Hill ... in Charlottesville!" -Bill Roth

Richt approved this:

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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He actually didn't. Diaz came up with it and "mentioned" it to Richt just before kickoff of the first game. Richt said he snuck it by him on purpose but now the kids love it.

It's a lot easier to hate on Diaz. He's a douche canoe.

Anyone notice how many people aren't in the stands?

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I hate that chain and it was made worse by the turnovers in the UNC game and ESPN's sideline reporter sporting her own ESPN chain. This is the antithesis to the LPD and I hope we stomp them so bad they decide to retire that gimmick of a side line prop.

Obligatory get off my lawn.

I hope we beat them so badly that the LPD goes to the Miami sideline after the game, takes the chain away, and puts it inside the Lunchpail.

"Exit light..."

You sir are a genius.

Correy

Haven't logged in to respond in ages, but this^^ is fantastic. #makeithappen

Hey how about Mook's shoe throw in the NC game in reverse. Can we steal it? Hairball of players rolling out of bounds in the right spot........Hokie grabs it! Sticks it under his jersey!

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Am I the only one who thought that the chain was a punishment for turning the ball over???

The first time I saw it, the guy appeared to be sulking on the bench. It looked so stupid I just assumed it was basically the cone of shame...

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

I wish mark richt would have gone anywhere but Miami.

I quite like the guy, but

Mark Richt still calls Miami "Quarterback U."

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Mark Richt thinks the canes deserve their lofty ranking and eats up all the Miami hype espn is dishing out

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Mark Richt thinks wearing a gold chain after a turnover is cool.

Mark Richt does not get a pass on the ChikfilA loss in 2006. Fuck him, fuck Matt Stafford, they beat GT that year and we lost to them, so fuck that too, fuck our offensive turnovers that game, fuck all of it.

And Richt wears blazers with tshirts.

May the Great Fuente exorcise these demons in U-ville Saturday night. Last year was not on exorcism. It was a home game. And the U wasn't bak yet.

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BSME 2009

Mark Richt thinks CSI: Miami is a national treasure.

"Exit light..."

What if....

It was??

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Mark Richt has a cat named Butters.

That commercial. Fak.

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Mark Richt chose to go to Miami.

Twice.

Mark Richt can try, but he can't fix his alma mater's bad rep.

.....not my best, but I gotta save up for PJ and the Nard

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Mark Richt doesn't believe robotic Beamer lasers are coming to pop his balloons

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Is that real? If that's real I find it horrifying.

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Mark Richt thinks the stands are going to be full of Hurricane fans on Saturday night.

Fuck Pat Narduzzi. Eat Shit Pitt

@hokie_rd

And F*ck Matt Ryan.

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2006 Chik-fil-a bowl....screw you Mark Richt

That should be reserved for the Hatin' On Sean Glennon thread

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

You mean the Hatin on Marcus Vick thread... Glennon should have just been the backup.

eh, Glennon played, had 4 turnovers... I blame him.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

You need to blame that O Line too. They got Glennon killed in that game. There was a great if not sad pic of Sean getting sacked by 3 UGA players and 3 of our linemen blocking air.

Correy

Mark Richt has three cats named Larry, Paul, and Pat.

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Mark Richt got fired by UGA because the boosters thought he was soft, and it made their team too soft to win the big games.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Mark richt had a normal functioning system until he chose to return to Miami and contracted the dreaded premature ebakulation mentioned above

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Fan of Hokies, Ravens, NY Giants, Orioles

UVA thought they were going to get Mark Richt when they were searching for a coach. It was hilarious.

Fire Whit.

I couldn't think of anything, but UNCheat is 0-6 in conference play and is officially the Smeagol of the ACC.

Smeagol of the ACC.

smegma

FTFY

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unwinfeated in the ACC.

(I stole that from someone)

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Mark Richt has Manny Diaz as his defensive coordinator.

Would have commented on the chain but so many did above. That chain is so Miami and does nothing but denigrate their already classy image. It just screams "ghetto" to me. Nothing to instill anything but materialism. So trashy.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I mean really, does anything tell you more about the difference in culture between the two schools than their unofficial defensive mascots?

Lunch pail - Blue collar, hard work ethic, play like we got something to prove

Turnover chain - Boats 'n hoes

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I'll probably get downvoted to bolivian, but I think the turnover chain is 100% good for Miami and College football. It is them steering into the skid. It sort of makes sense people assume this awful perception of you so you sort of own the "black hat/villian" archetype, and this is that perception, we are loud and are going to punch you in the mouth then dance on your grave in a $50,000 chain. It sort of fits the Miami of old, and its good for College Football.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

Ten days and 900 of those orange and green sapphire stones later, the 6.5-inch-wide "U" was attached to the 36-inch, 2.5-kilogram, 10-karat gold chain. The final product was wrapped up, secured in a box and shipped up US-1, accompanied by security, from the jewelry store in south Miami-Dade County to the Coral Gables campus.

Why not just have it delivered by some bikini-clad hookers?

I don't think more superficial nonsense is what college football needs.

I assume any chain that costs that much isn't delivered via UPS, if millionaires get their chains from the same place it's gonna come with protection. A lot of teams have superficial nonsense, Miami just owns it and takes it to a degree that only they can.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

Actually UPS does ship expensive Jewelry and other high value items. You pay an arm and leg for it and moves through system somewhat differently, but they do it.

Well I didn't expect to learn about UPS, but here I am. It is weird to me though that there isn't some secret society that handles these scenarios. However considering the jeweler is in Miami the armored car and detail while perhaps overkill still makes more sense then shipping it to the facility.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

I agree. It adds to fuel to their rivalries. If we turn it over w e will hate them even more, same for FSU. That's good for the sport IMO.

Correy

See and that's a huge part, a lot of people hate Miami and this only feeds into that hate which is good for the sport, it drives clicks and becomes must see conflict. I don't want a Miami that is some hollow shell of itself, and neither should anyone else. Don't people want the Miami that showed up in Camo to the fiesta bowl, or that ran Gerry Faust out of the Orange bowl? It's 100% good for the sport.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

By all means. Booze, drugs, cash, whores and yachts are always good.

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Miami has the self awareness to own their past and so far it seems Richt has cleaned up the program with anything serious going on there.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Agreed. Miami has always owned the negative press that they get, basically because they know that they did something to earn it. Not sure if you remember the "Catholics vs Convicts" NCG, in 1988 (you can still buy the t-shirts), but this kind of thing has always been part of da U. I hope they lose every game that any team from Miami plays, but I respect the fact that they are self aware an own their rep.

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I am not old enough to have seen that game. Personally that was a low blow move on Noter Dame to be so holier than thou. It is the self awareness I respect.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

The media really was the culprit.

30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

Well once they blew it up it probably spread like wildfire.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

E$PN did a really good 30 for 30 on the t-shirt and the game. Original name/comparison came from a ND student selling non licensed t-shirts from his dorm room.

On October 15, 1988, Notre Dame hosted the University of Miami in what was arguably one of the greatest games in college football history. It was tradition vs. swagger, the No. 4-ranked Fighting Irish versus the No. 1-ranked Hurricanes, one coaching star versus another. But the name still attached to the contest came from a t-shirt manufactured by a few Notre Dame students.

Catholics vs. Convicts Link

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See that's where I thought it originated like above I'm sure it blew up cause of the media, wasn't it Nesler? in that 30 for 30 who said he had a shirt thrown at him and showed it on the broadcast.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

One of the better 30 for 30s. I will stop what I'm doing to boo, taunt, and harass the television for any of the Miami related 30 for 30s.

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The imagery and context of getting for taking something away from someone else (what you might call 'stealing' or 'robbing') only makes it worse.

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I don't see it, but isn't that the objective of defense go take the ball from the other guy? However there are alot of teams that do this as well

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...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

downvoted to bolivian? that's a long, long way down

Mark Richt burned Michael Westen.

Virginia Tech would walk right up to you and punch you in the neck. They're just tougher. Cowherd 3:16

"When a spy gets fired, he doesn't get a call from the lady in HR and a gold watch. They cut him off. They make sure he can never work again. They can't take away his skills or what's in his head, so they take away the resources that allow him to function. They burn him."

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Mark Richt believes that Foghorn was our best helmet ever and VT should wear it with our digital camo jerseys and orange pants with side stripes.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Mark Richt spray tans himself.

Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.

Mark Reicht thinks heather Dinich should still be the acc reporter and that she's a very qualified sports writer.....

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

Mark Richt? More like Mark Trich. #theUisbak #notsofastmyfriend

Anybody know what was said here?

I was curious when it was live.

Something, something..."no we don't have any positions available"...

"Walk away, clown. Even Baylor didn't want you"

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I think it was something like this...

Mark Richt incorrectly spells his own name. It is Rickt.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Mark Richt thinks he was the best QB in this picture.

(left to right): Vinny Testaverde, Kyle Vanderwende, Jim Kelly, QB Coach Earl Morrall, Mark Richt and Bernie Kosar.

Mark Richt thinks his number 9 was nicely printed in his jersey too, not at all lopsided.

'07 Mechanical Engineering

"Touchdown, Tech! I have never enjoyed saying that more"
-Bill Roth

Mark Richt thinks Justin Fuente should take the UF job.

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Mark Richt liked the ending to HIMYM.

that son of a....

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Richt still thinks he is going in for an SEC title against Alabama

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Mark Richt thinks UNC's punishment was harsh.

Mark Richt writes letters to Nevin Shapiro thanking him for his contributions to Miami football.

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Mark Richt thinks UNC's punishment was harsh.

It was. The beatdown we gave UN Cheat was the officially sanctioned NCAA punishment. And it was harsh. (But not harsh enough).

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More like Mark Rekt after Saturday amirite?

I forgot how much I hate Miami internet fans.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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They're the closest to NY/NJ/MA NFL fans I've seen in the college game.

Miami internet fans are like the equivalent to Maryland drivers... The assholes of traffic.

(vtnerf, Eastern Shore doesn't count as 'Maryland Drivers' so you're excused)

Mark Richt anagrams to Mr. Rat Hick

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Mark Richt cries to try to get out of speeding tickets.

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Mark Richt was fired at UGA and they were instantly better.

"These people are losing their minds!"

Mark Richt enjoys candy corn.

And what is so wrong with that?!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Candy corn is literally the single worst candy that exists.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

You could say it's the Pat Narduzzi of Candy.

Mark Richt coaches Miami

Fuck Miami

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

The sorting hat gave Mark the choice between Hufflepuff and Slytherin and he chose Slytherin.

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When asked how big his vagine is, Mark Richt just tosses up the "U" symbol.

It hang like sleeve of wizard

Mark Richt goes trick-or-treating with his adult children, all of whom do not dress up, they just knock on your door, stick out an unzipped backpack while silently staring at you.