UVA is Toast

Fellow Hokies,
This Friday we face our most hated, crispy rival. In a game more heated than a toaster our Hokies take on that crusty group of zima-sipping toast-eaters. I'm not worried though. Beating Hoos is our bread and butter. Our offense will simply spread them out, then jam the ball up the middle. Meanwhile our Lunch Pail Defense will come to feast on our slightly crunchy foes. We'll preserve the lead while the cavalier crowd turns the color of avocado with envy. They'll be totally jelly of our high-scoring, hard-hitting ways.

The heat of a game lasts a full 60 minutes, and just like the slice of toast our opponents revere, by the end of the match the Hoos will be nothing but a dried out, tasteless husk of themselves. Us Hokies, however, are more like a fresh batch of yeast rolls...put us in the oven and we rise to the occasion.

So in conclusion: Hokies are Champs, Hoos are Toast.
Happy Thanksgiving, ya'll.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.

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Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74