I'm not sure if anyone follows the the CFBBall Reddit page, but I signed up to do the comic for the Camping World Bowl. Figured y'all would enjoy it. Feel free to explore the subreddit for other adventures users draw our precious Hokie bird into.
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This should go plaid
Their WR's have no hands and their head coach is mute so we should be good!
(Nice job on the comic, love it.)
Love the Gundy mullet.
Side note, did you really get swine flu Van Der Hokie?
No way to know, they told me to stay in my room and lock the door for a few days. My roommate didn't die, so maybe he has immunity? I tried to avoid schiffert so I didn't end up worse off.
True story. Smart man.
I mean, they would've just picked one of their three answers for everything. Doesn't matter what the symptoms, when you go to Schiffert, you're always either:
the other one is the classic generic "virus"
Probably because 90% of students that go to schiffert have a viral infection
yeah, but WHAT. had a friend who worked at schiffert who said that the docs refrained from more specific diagnoses because there was some policy that if a certain percentage of the student body had a certain kind of infection then they had to close campus to prevent furthering the outbreak. Hence "virus" instead of "flu".
I remember the swine flu year (2009). They were required to remove the attendance policy after it became an epidemic/pandemic (which it did). That's probably why they wouldn't do the specific diagnosis. But they eventually got to that point anyway. The university removed the attendance policy and left it up to the professors if they wanted to tell the students or not. One of our professors told us about the policy and only like 1/3 of the class came for the rest of the semester.
My roommate had swine flu. Shiffert told him it was viral and that he should just stay in his room and hydrated. He was fine after like 3 days. My other roommate (who is a TKPer) and I didn't get it.
For which they provide the same antibiotic pills even though antibiotics do NOTHING for viruses.
Student: "I'm having severe nasuea"
Doctor: "Sounds to me like you're pregnant"
Student: "uhhh I'm a dude?"
Doctor: "Alright, but I'm not ruling out pregnant"
This is great! lots of awesome puns. (and I laughed because our defense is usually Break-But-Don't-Bend) (and then I cringed.)
The Leeroy Jenkins nod is my favorite part.
Dilly Dilly
Does this mean that their battering ram is called the "Pokie Stick"? Because damn, I loved Gumby's when my BAC was elevated.
Pokey Sticks are a Class 1 drug.
This is now the best thing on the internet, thank you.
*Sees orange 'Pokes' paddle being used as battering ram*
*Does research on OSU's football program*
*Learns that there is a tradition called the 'Paddle People'*
Huh. You learn something new every day.
via GIPHY
Look like paddle, talk like people!
Well done. Replace "Beamer Special Teams Sauce" with "Beamerball" and it's perfect
I debate that back and forth. I stretched it out to give the OKST fans a reference of what's to come. I'm not aware of their level of punt fear, but let's have them cringing over his sweet saucy plays.
Makes sense. Definitely not a knock. Great job either way +1
I have a follow up comic I'm saving for post victory and I won't have to dumb down our lore for them. It'll be full blown Babcock shot out of skipper cannon during a -20 degrees whiteout that class was still not canceled for.