OT: Red Panda's 7 foot unicyle stolen!

By: ohherro
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on January 31, 2018, 4:24 PM | 29 comments

Update as suspect has been identified

On Wednesday, at KTVU's request, the San Francisco Police Airport Division released surveillance photos of a man with a red ponytail and beard who walked into the terminal three baggage claim on Jan. 24 and took a black roller suitcase containing the unicycle from carousel number five. The pictures show him in Skechers, wheeling a black bag and a suitcase away on a cart. The unicycle is worth $25,000.

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Ernest P. Worrellford's picture Ernest P. Worrellford | 8 years 5 months #

She probably just misplaced it in an equipment bag somewhere. These kind of things happen ALL the time.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 8 years 5 months #

Whether it is a coincidence or not, another unicycle was stolen the same day – this time an electric one, from a 24-year-old woman riding it in the 3900 block of San Leandro Street in Oakland.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 8 years 5 months # ^

... is there some sort of black market for unicycles that I'm unaware of?

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 8 years 5 months # ^

The fact that two people had unicycles stolen in the same day in the same state is shocking to me

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VTJ12's picture VTJ12
| 8 years 5 months # ^

No, it's totally expected. The time is now. You just don't understand. YOU DONT CYCLE, BRO.

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VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 8 years 5 months # ^

O shit whaddup

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Leonard's picture Leonard | 8 years 5 months # ^

Makes sense to me.

If you can get two, then you've got yourself a bicycle, partner.

Leonard. Duh.

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
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| 8 years 5 months # ^

That's so Leonard.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 8 years 5 months # ^

Don't let him fool you, there's boatloads. If you can move them. I'll take one. But you can't.

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| 8 years 5 months # ^

By the way, which three unicycles did you geniuses pick to rob?

A silver one, a 7ft beauty, and another regular one

(Drops salad fork) Those are Red Pandas unicycles

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vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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MaroonX2's picture MaroonX2
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| 8 years 5 months #

IS NOTHING SACRED?!

uva sucks

H_ighlander_okie's picture H_ighlander_okie | 8 years 5 months #

When I saw this I thought "there's a panda that can ride a unicycle?! Must see! *click* ....oh. I'm dumb."

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 8 years 5 months # ^

I'm right there with you, my friend.

ohherro's picture ohherro
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| 8 years 5 months # ^

Yeah, this guy is totally coordinated enough to ride a unicycle...

ohherro's picture ohherro
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| 8 years 5 months #

update: a suspect has been identified

BetaEta576's picture BetaEta576 | 8 years 5 months # ^

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
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| 8 years 5 months # ^

It concerns me those pictures of such low quality are from airport security cameras.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Hokie_Savage's picture Hokie_Savage | 8 years 5 months # ^

Don't worry, Paul Blart with his trusty Motorola Razor camera is on the job.

VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 8 years 5 months # ^

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

vtfly's picture vtfly | 8 years 5 months # ^

Guys...I've cracked the case. Goofy looking white guy with long hair. The beard is a fake.

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krak_t's picture krak_t | 8 years 5 months # ^

A redhead thief of the red-panda unicycle? Brilliant!

If he can get a doctor to say he believes he is a panda, there's not a jury in California that will vote to convict.

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 8 years 5 months #

Well there's problem #1, culprit is wearing Sketchers

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

smittyvt32949's picture smittyvt32949
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| 8 years 5 months # ^

Yea, that seems sketch...

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FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 8 years 5 months # ^

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 8 years 5 months # ^

wait wat

this is like the whole berenstain bears thing

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vtcivengr's picture vtcivengr | 8 years 5 months #

Imagine what that thing would be worth if it was the two wheel variety.

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