Jazz Cabbage bill passed in VA 40-0

IN VIRGINIA!!!

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The Virginia Senate voted unanimously Monday to pass the Joint Commission on Health Care bill SB 726, which will let Virginia doctors recommend the use of cannabidiol oil or THC-A oil for the treatment of any diagnosed condition or disease.

I see what you did there, News Leader

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Man its Tuesday afternoon.

You shouldn't be drinking that hard this early.

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

Something tells me he isn't drinking.

Go Hokies

Something tells me you are right

The fact that your avatar is Dr. Steve Brule gives this post full credibility.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Bringo. Also.......Shrimps are bugs.

What do we have here? The building blocks of shushi: shushi meat, peaches and guacamole.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Brule isn't for everyone but Damn if it's not for me!

Last summer, I visited by buddy in Raleigh and we binge-watched every Brule video. We were ROFL and his fiancé couldn't understand what was so funny about it. Not for everyone, but I absolutely love it.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Sweet Berry Wine!

May we all get what we want and never what we deserve.

Eric Wareheim co-owns a winery now and they make Sweet Berry Wine

That's incredible

May we all get what we want and never what we deserve.

It's 4:20 somewhere

Hey now, as a graduate student I resent your judgmental attitude.

Jazz cabbage. I am so stealing that.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

First thing that popped in my head...

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What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

I was really hoping jazz cabbage would take off after being used in some "Dad" memes.

I suddenly developed ongoing migraines. Totally a coincidence...

Maybe Jazzercise will make a comeback...

Hey, ...my mom does Jazzercise.

Anyone feeling hungry? Also, Family Guy just became hilarious again, all of a sudden.

Remember that Pringles thread?

It just became more relevant in Virginia.

Still wouldn't eat Pringles.

What Pringles thread?

Dang you, short term memory!!!

Leonard. Duh.

I know there are a lot of jokes so far but this is seriously a very good thing. My wife suffers from migraines that force her to miss work for multiple days. My mother just finished cancer treatments and while that window has passed, there are lingering effects from the chemo this would help her with. My grandfather has very bad arthritis that the anti-inflammatory and pain management properties of this will help him stay active and in turn, live longer. This is long over-due and will impact many people with conditions that greatly impact their lives. These 3 examples are just in my immediate circle that I know of people who could benefit from this. In the states with medical marijuana available for everyone, opioid deaths are down 25%. It is only the oil forms so you won't be seeing dispensaries opening up and you don't get high from them in the form they will be prescribed.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

There is absolutely no reasonable argument to be made against medical marijuana.

Hope your family can get some relief, and soon!

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

My question is would it help someone with major depression?

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

A friend told me that it could hypothetically help with anxiety and depression.

I don't use the jazz cabbage recreationally because it is illegal.

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Hokies United l Ut Prosim

I think I understand what you mean

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

My god Olivia Wilde is an attractive woman....

....I'm sorry what were we talking about?

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Olivia Wilde likes jazz.

Wait, what?!?

Part of the problem with medical marijuana/ CBD oil is that it hasn't been studied as much because it was illegal for so long. You'd likely be hard pressed to find a real scientific basis to say yes or no to it's effectiveness in treating depression. But there is plenty of anecdotal reporting on the web that suggests people have benefitted from treating depression with CBD oil.

I might have to look into it

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Easy answer is no. More nuanced is that there may be some minor benefit, but the active compounds don't really work to stabilize/ increase the pathways that help with depression (Serotonin/dopamine). There may be anxiolytic benefits which could help with comorbid anxiety with depression. Best treatment data for Major depressive disorder has benn shown to be cognitive behavioral therapy and SSRI's such as fluoxetine or citalopram.

I go to therapy and take bupropion and it still doesn't help

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

You probably need to increase your dose or be switched to a different antidepressant that has a different mechanism of action and complete a trial of that. Unfortunately MDD doesn't have as clear a definition for cure vs helping, but if you end up having treatment resistant depression, then there are some combinations of antidepressants that have been shown to work as well.

edit: Obviously talk to your MD about this, don't just start taking double of your medication or something like that. Also medications for depression normally take about 2 weeks to start showing effects, so make sure taking it like you're supposed to.

I've been taking the wellbutrin for a year and I we've have upped the dose 1 time

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Or smoke up.

Yee yee

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Are you looking past meds and at the whole picture? A lot of new thinking out there beyond meds.

  • Gut- brain connection re; diet, probiotics, excess sugar and bad fat consumption
  • Exercise
  • Vitamin d, sunshine exposure
  • Gratitude and service to others
  • Meditation such as EFT
  • N-acetylcysteine

Get better brother!

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

I feel old and out of touch.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I feel you, bro.

I liked weed when it had mystique and was taboo, and parents just didn't understand. Nowadays, the grandparents getting high freaks me out a little.

Leonard. Duh.

Dad was a cop, high school drug tested and then I went into public safety where you were drug tested so I've never partaken.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

The only time I have partaken was accidental if enough to register at all. I was a Def Leppard concert in the early 90's and an aroma/haze was floating around the Providence Civic Center...

And you didn't inhale?

foresthokie
US Navy Vet

And you certainly didn't enjoy it.....

"Don't go to, go through"

I had the check the thread cause I had no idea what the heck Jazz Cabbage was.

I like mine name for it The Good Good

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

I'm more of a bubonic chronic guy myself

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

"Who got the freshy, freshy?"

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

I like it

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Obligatory....

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All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

I am out of touch too. It's been 40 years since the days of Maui Wowie, Panama Red and Tiajuana Gold. How do you use it. Lace a cig with it? Put it on your tongue? Load a bong or hookah?

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Condense it into a vapor cloud of pure good good

Free Hugh


Sorry, couldn't get the Bruce Almighty one.

There was this one time, at band camp, where we baked some brownies...

Nothing for like two hours, and then Whoa, mama.

Leonard. Duh.

Looked in the Richmond T-D for news and this is what I found;

Don't buy Dorritos Blaze. On the bag it says like licking a volcano. I'm not sure if that's why lava was coming out of me the entire next day.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Yea they burn bad

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

PROOF OF TARGARYEN GENES

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Honestly that would be insane if that was an intentional piece from GOT i doubt it just would be ridiculous

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

They'll be a single dorito on a table in the background and you have a good pair of eyes to notice it

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Everyone realizes VA didn't legalize recreational marijuana right? They just legalized cannabidiol, and oil extracted from said jazz cabbage

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

Get out of here with your logic and reason.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

It's a start. Now people in need can get what is needed and people with a sympathetic Dr. can get what they want.

Gotta have the necessary equipment (not that I'd know, I mean it was illegal before, how could I possibly know?)

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

ITEM 9 EXISTS!

Having been born and raised Virginia and now moved to Washington state, I can say that this is a nice step in a good direction. There is fully legal marijuana here and you know what? Its not a big deal. The people who want to use it are welcome to and the rest of us (who get tested at work) choose not to and it all works out. Multiple studies here show the positive effects of the oils and extracts for medicinal use, especially considering the alternative is alcohol or opiates. This is a step in the right direction for the Old Dominion State

I couldn't agree more. I lived in Seattle from 2014-2015 and everyone at home in VA was always asking me how it was living in WA with the legalization of pot. I shrugged them off because aside from the shops all over the place in big cities, it just wasn't a thing. Similar to tobacco or alcohol...great if you want to partake and if you don't that's cool too.

I'm headed to Seattle to hit the DMB show at the Gorge in September. How wide spread are the "Procurement Facilities" in and around the area?

Just a quick google search just like searching for a Chipotle and you'll find what you need.

Except you don't want the Jazz Cabbage that Chipotle serves cause it will get you sick. Get that Moe's Ganja. Amirite Fireman?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Oh no! I hope I didn't start the Chipotle vs. Moe's debate. I used Chipotle as an example because that's what I had for lunch.

Dear god.... I hope you had the antidote for dessert.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I thought Bill Roth settled that debate once and for all...

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Funny story...my former co-worker from France was visiting the US for fun. After the trip he and I were talking and he was like, "wow! you guys sure do have a lot of hospitals". I was really confused until I realized that the Green Plus icon that is commonly used for pot shops is the same as the hospital icon in Europe.

Nice! I expected a little more push back.

They'll kick you out of the Gorge if they catch you smoking it. Plus, they check your bags going in and all food items must be in original manufacturer's packaging, if you were thinking to get stuff in that way. I'm not saying you can't partake, but just like alcohol, you'd have to sneak it in.

Source: was at a festival at the Gorge this past September.

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Thanks for the heads up. I always make it into shows with my Giggle Bush. Pre roll and tuck em in the Ole' Marlboro Light box and Bringo!

I don't think you're allowed to bring unsealed/opened boxes of cigarettes, either, though that may be show-specific.

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

My only concern is vehicle accidents. I have heard that Colorado has seen a significant increase in accidents attributable to legalized weed. I hope it's just a short-term thing while people make the transition from "I can't get weed because it's illegal" to "I can smoke all the weed I want!" to "OK, I can smoke now, but I still have to make decisions like an adult."

"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

Illegality has never been much of an impediment to obtaining weed. That horse left the docks and jazz clubs decades ago.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Really more accidents.....from what more people driving way too slow and being paranoid....?? maybe more wrecks at the Taco Bell drive through?????

"Don't go to, go through"

He means people getting baked like a pie and then driving that way.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

combine that with an inability for drivers to stay off the fucking phone and.... yeah,i can see it

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

One of the reasons many states won't adopt legalization is there is not good way to test on the spot whether or not you are baked, like there is when you are drunk. Until they come up with a way, it won't get universally adopted. And anyone who says that being high doesn't affect driving is dreaming.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

What about the old fashioned way? If you're driving like crap, you get observed and pulled and ticketed for crappy driving. Never been a big fan of roadblocks and indiscriminate checkpoints for many reasons, but I have no problem targeting and ticketing crappy driving, regardless of why. Phones, alcohol, pills or pot, if you drive like you are impaired, you are impaired enough to get a ticket.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

True.

I suspect phones might have a bigger effect on crappy driving these days, but the problem is the crappy driving, regardless of the cause.

Phones have an enormous impact. It used to be whenever I saw someone swerving or driving slow (10-15 under the speed limit) I thought they were drunk. Now? Almost without fail, when I pass someone like that, when I glance over they either are looking down at a phone or have one to their ear. My wife and I have both been in accidents the last 5 years. My wife got t-boned at a stop light by someone going 45 who blew through a red (totaled the car, pushed the rear driver's side door to the passenger side of the car, other car ended up on its roof). I got hit last year by someone who crept into the intersection at a 2-way stop as I was going through after they had stopped for the sign. Both times, the other driver was completely oblivious to their surroundings because their face was buried in their phone.

Distracted driving due to phone usage is an epidemic. I am in full support of a full ban on having phones function in a moving vehicle. Too many idiots are putting others at risk.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

One pretty good test could be "Sir, can you take your sunglasses off? It's 11 PM"

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I don't think anyone would say that it doesn't impact driving, but there is a fair amount of research that it is no where close to the same thing as drinking and driving...notably from NIH:

Many investigators have suggested that the reason why marijuana does not result in an increased crash rate in laboratory tests despite demonstrable neurophysiologic impairments is that, unlike drivers under the influence of alcohol, who tend to underestimate their degree of impairment, marijuana users tend to overestimate their impairment, and consequently employ compensatory strategies.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/02/09/stoned-drivers-ar...

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2722956/

@hokie_rd

Alot of people would argue that .08 still leaves you with plenty ability to drive a car. It doesn't mean that you should do it or that it is safe.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Hell yeah!

Touchdown Tech!!!

Use of CBD oil does not have any euphoric, or appetite enhancing side effects. Just thought I would let y'all know to kind of pull this back into perspective.

correct. THC-A oil does not have the euphoric effects either. It has not been heated which is required for the euphoric effects

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

30 Minutes in the oven at low temp. Bringo.

Carbonizing the THC-A oil eradicates the "A" compound which in turn gives you all the euphoria you paid for.

Daves not here man

I can't believe it took me like three whole days to think about making a joke about bud getting a pass

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Cody Journell is stoked.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."