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You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Survivor/Probst will always get a leg from me. Who else is excited for Ghost Island tonight???

You guys have been cussin' havent you?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I work for the Navy....

Keep calm, Gobble on

So you're limited to four letter words, at most. 😁

Hokie fan | W&M grad

Especially during meetings.

Then again I am just a sandcrab

Keep calm, Gobble on

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

This is new to me, and I find myself on the edge of my seat, wondering what happened here.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

They done fucked up

I wonder if any or all of them are named Aaron?

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF


(Edited for accuracy: I had 'stop cussin' before, but he actually said 'quit cussin')

the email address they used to sign up for TKPC is not working and Joe tried to email them their renewal warnings (so you can cancel the auto-renew before you get charged). That or they got caught skipping class again and have to go to the principal's office.

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That's kinda anticlimactic Can you edit your comment to make it more dramatic?

We put the K in Kwality

Got you, bud.

Maybe sing a little "Bum, bum, BUUUMMM!" as you watch. I'm a film editor, not a sound mixer. Ingrate.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

I can hear the MLEM

What I imagine you guys look like when getting called out

Joe emailed me over the weekend and I immediately tucked my tail between my legs, answered promptly, and begged for forgiveness.

JOLLYMAN21, VTQWERT, NERDMAGIC, HOKIEDT, CRAIGERTON better email Joe ASAP. Otherwise, he'll go all

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If Joe looked like Isla Fisher I would want him to find me too.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Then the response is

Let's Go

HOKIES

She's well qualified

I thought that was Amy Adams....

edit: ....whom I would want to find me also.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Porque no los dos?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

This has literally never occurred to me.

And this is most definitely a thing. At first I thought Jenna Fischer was a stretch, but the more I look, it's like each woman is the bridge between the other two women, lookswise.

But maybe I've been looking at the pictures too long.

Maybe also I spend too much time on the internet.

(Googles "internet dependency")

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

It's weird because Jenna (to me) looks more like Isla, but somehow Isla looks more like Amy.

But the more you look, the more they blend in.

Amy-Jenna-Isla

Jenna-Isla-Amy

Isla-Amy-Jenna

Child's play.

Are you ranking which order you would based off the picture in each row?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Who's who on each row.

HOT-HOT-HOT
HOT-HOT-HOT
HOT-HOT-HOT

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Your reply made me click it. Yea, I want that one minute back in my life (I couldn't watch it all).
No disrespect to ASU, but that's just...

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

lol the funniest part about this video is that it looks like something that the gang would have put together in an old episode of Saved by the Bell, but in reality it was compiled and released for ASU's 2004 academic recruitment efforts. And the admin had no idea it was that bad until it was promptly ripped to shreds once it went viral on the internet. I remember laughing hysterically at some of my Appy St friends at the time, and all they could do was hang their heads in shame.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Man that was bad. This feels like it was made to be aired on a local public access network at like 3am. I wonder if anybody actually saw that and was like "You know what? I think I can see myself there."

Having said that, I did watch the whole thing and sat at my desk chucking like an idiot for virtually entire duration.

What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

"Solid as a rock and proud as a peacock"

"Even when the weather is cold, cold, cold, Appalachian is HOT! HOT! HOT!"

Damn, that's some Lennon-McCartney level lyrics right there /s

and here I thought Lane Kiffin's video was bad

This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen.

The underwhelming guitar solo was funny, but Imao when the male singer comes in randomly towards the end to supply some unnecessary "Ohhhhh"s.

This is truly next-level work here.

QUALIFIED-QUALIFIED-QUALIFIED
QUALIFIED-QUALIFIED-QUALIFIED
QUALIFIED-QUALIFIED-QUALIFIED

And QUALIFIED.

Plural

Let's Go

HOKIES

Keep calm, Gobble on

dead man walkin'

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

no more pussy touchdowns for you guys!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.

Well, just like everything that happens on the internet.

I just upvoted every post in this thread. Why? Because we beat Duke!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Are any of them from Winchester?

This was actually a meeting of minds to formulate a plan to take down VTGM and Alum at the same time and return the means of poultry legs back to the people.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

A totally secret plan that absolutely has nothing to do with the above....

nothing at all 0_o

Keep calm, Gobble on

@CraigThompsonVT

wrong thread wrong thread bleh

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

and again and again

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

and last of all

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999