Austin Cannon #BIGSQUAT

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Hot damn, that room is fully dipped

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Hope it translates on the field. Great Lift though!

how much did he lift?

600 #

The caption says 600, but its either 585 or 605. I can't tell if there are tens on top of the 12 45s he is lifting.

exit light

That's 2 Hokie 1st Rounders.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Nearly 2 Tim Settles

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Is coronavirus over yet?

Honestly, this rivals the Emma Watson GIFs.

child please

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Oh, are we submitting for future Emma reboots?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller


I'm all for making her the new First Lady

If its possible for someone that... Qualified... to be underrated, she fits the bill

Put it this way there are a lot of True Detective gifs to sift through to find something of hers appropriate for TKP

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Alexandra Daddario is certainly qualified.

True Detective Season 1 ruled throughout.

But this scene was a big part of it.

/thread.

I'm sorry but there's an entire subreddit dedicated to this scene from true detective. I mean, according to a friend. That's how you know she is the real deal.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

>squats 600 pounds
>flexes biceps in celebration

That's impressive!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I love how jacked they all are!

If the bar ain't bending you're just pretending

His form is all wrong

/s

Man, that type of squat from a rFr, #BodyByHigart is putting in work over there. That room is so lit off this lift. Love how he's standing in the background like Poison Ivy was bout to release Bane:

via GIPHY

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #YNWA

Sign him up to narrate the next Planet Earth series.

Go Tech Go.

I like Bud as much as anyone, but his commentary wouldn't hold a candle to Snoop's Planet Earth.

I just read that in Snoop's voice.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Snoop needs to bone up on his herpetology. That's not a gator that's a crock. Mate.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Maybe so. But since the whole thing stemmed from talking about Bud narrating Planet Earth, I think it is only fair if we give Snoop the "free pass" that Bud undoubtedly would have gotten.

"Reporting from the TRX straps, Bud Foster, Hokies football."

Btw, for any other non-Latin speakers, "Facta Non Verba" means Acts, not words.

If I had taken Latin in HS, I could have read that t-shirt....and I would also be a doctor.

Instead, vaya con huevos.

Instead, vaya con huevos tocino.

To me it means, "If ya gots sumpin ta say ta Austin Cannon, best keep it to yoself."

I took 3 years of Latin in high school and can neither read the shirt, nor call myself a doctor. (although I was able to guess at the translation anyway) You didn't miss much by opting for Spanish.

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Typically, it's translated into "Deeds, Not Words", which is the Highty-Tighty motto, incidently.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

facta non verba: actions not words

EDIT: realized I'm way late to the party

The Dude Abides

I'm glad to see he's bounced back so nicely!

Being from the area. Where is Sam from? Where is Austin from?

Hanover County, VA....Bitches!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Mechanicsville to be exact.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby