Y'all, it has been a crazy couple weeks of work and I feel disconnected. Fill me in on the life I have missed recently on TKP.
Did Arnie learn the damn troof?
Did Bud get his free pass?
Anybody else's dad have diabetes?
But seriously. Doing work instead of TKPing is the worst. I miss y'all...
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Losing historically results in "earning" head coach of year
Michigan shits the bed way before we ever play
Buzz gives good interview where he talks about a "Quit Cussin" shirt he's seen. Yet to know which genius created those.
Bennett was probably already picked before the tourney, and is was too expensive to change the name on everything.
Yah what is the deal with that Cancelation? I haven't seen anything on a reason?
I am wearing mine right now! WOOOO
They quickly replaced us with Arkansas St, so they were definitely looking to make their nonconference schedule easier those years.
Correct. COY and POY voting is typically voted on prior to the tournament and the results of the tournament have no impact on the results.
Sports ain't fun anymore
Aww come one man, they are always fun for someone. Like when #1UVA lost to a 16 seed for the first time in the History of the Know Universe. That was hella fun for me but probably not for them.
History of the known universe...So you're saying UVA could have lost to a 16 seed multiple times? The possibilities are endless!
Counting down the days to the spring game and hoping for good weather that Saturday.
So I actually will not be in attendance for the Spring game. Everyone else should be there though. By noon that day I will be in Cancun.
Priorities! :)
We need to get a post going about tailgating and such for the spring game so we can coordinate. Especially since our official lot 18 ambassador is skipping out on us... (j/k Nick but you are usually the one in charge of this.)
I can still video call yall while you are there.
I'm pretty sure none of that is true.
the last part is
All of it was
You're not real man
LOLUVA won a big game!
Ha-ha...April Fools!!!
I built a fire pit!
Not relevant? *goes back to burning everything in the yard*
You built it but did you use it?
I did, but work blocks imgur (I guess it's considered social media?), so I can't share a picture.
Edit:

You built it. Did he come?
that seems like a pretty personal question
I stripped my pontoon boat down to the deck so I could replace the carpet with linoleum. Main is that a pain. Still scrapping the old carpet glue off.
That will be very slick when wet.
I bought a textured marine grade linoleum that had pretty good reviews for wetness.
Got a raise and a bonus, paid off my student loan debt, and joined TKPC
Another Hokie entered the world this week. The boy already kicks his legs like he's jumping to Sandman.
Mazel tov! Time to break out the cognac and cigars!
Gratz!