TKP Quarterback (and 1 punter) puzzle

Test your football knowledge by solving the Josh Allen Quarterback Puzzle and naming all of the quarterback's names in the comments (some of them are pretty tricky) :)

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My head hurts.

I know maybe 6 of those faces

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

I'll take "C".

I got the top row and the Cousins, Bradford, McCarron, Kizer and Pennington and then I got nada

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I just realized how punchable of a face Pennington has

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Josh Allen who replaced Nathan Peterman who backed up Tyrod Taylor who is battling Bakey Mafs who replaced DeShone Kizer who replaced a foggy wasteland of people I don't recognize who backed up AJ McCarron who was succeeded by Blake Sims who backed up Ricky Ray who backed up Chad Pennington, who started above Kellen Clemens who backed up Sam Bradford who was replaced by Kirk "Kurt" Cousins who started over another foggy wasteland of people I don't recognize

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

So kinda off topic, but this reminds me of Physics before the department fixed itself. In my Sophomore year (2010) the second year physics class was so absurdly organized, taught and remediated that no one could learn it or do well on the exams. So naturally the curve was insane. I didn't show up the whole year unless there was a test. I put B down the line (in case of true/false) and the curve brought me to a C.

That being said, this is harder.

Same, but I graduated in '08. Who was the professor? Mine was Slawny

Ok well then it went on longer than I thought, and yep I had Slawny as well. Although I know another professor had the same issue.

wow I had the Polish Powderkeg for Classical Mechanics in the early 90s...good to hear he's still teaching. He was an acquired taste, to say the least.

That he was. I just hope he's since learned to vary his examples a bit. If I see one more bead on a rotating fucking hoop example problem......

Edit: We were there around the same time. I was an early-to-mid-90s physics major.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Must have somehow not taken it at the same time as me (also '08) because I wrecked the curve on at least one exam the semester I took it, ha.

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Dude it was that way back in '98, physics has always been fucked at Tech

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

I gave another hint
Edit: I actually forgot one of the guys was a punter not a QB, so my bad
It still works tho

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Did you make this?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Yes

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

What do you do in school all day?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Dank Memes

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

It's the currency of tomorrow

This kid is going somewhere

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

2nd row up on the far right.... who did jim from the office replace?

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I wonder what the hell Chad Pennington is doing now...I remember in the 8th grade I thought "whenever he heals up, he'll be a beast." Boy howdy what a bad take.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Didn't injuries wreck his career?

Sam Bradford has an odd shaped head and crazy eyes.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

For the entirety of his college and NFL careers, my brother has called him "the crosseyed quarterback from oklahoma"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

This reminds me of something.....

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Easy.

Josh Allen replaced Nathan Peterman who was a backup for Tyrod who is battling Noel Petok who replaced Deshone Kizer who replaced Tracy Morgan, who lost a QB battle to Alex Rodriguez who replaced Todd Marinovich who was a teammate with Justin Timberlake who was a worse SEC QB than AJ McCarron who was succeeded by Blake Sims who was a backup for Marcin Gortat who was a backup for Matthew Stafford who started above Kelly Clemens who was a backup for Sam Bradford who was replaced by Christian Ponder whose punter was John Mayer who was teammates with Joe Pavelski.

Next question.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

ah HAHAH nice - madlib style

Allen
Peterman
Tyrod
Baker
Kizer
Malik Zaire
Feleipe Franks
Luke Del rio
Jeff driskel
McCarron
Sims
Ricky Ray
Pennington
Clemens
Cousins
Tress way
Nate sudfeld
Cameron Coffman

Gotta love Wikipedia

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

What I took away from this puzzle:
DeShone Kizer has such a good farmer's tan you might think he is african american.

Good lord...

What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

How long is the list of people who have thrown, not completed, a pass in a Cleveland Browns uniform in its current existence?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Is that really the how Sam Bradford looks? His QB play makes a lot more sense now.

The Dude Abides

Tyrod Taylor is 3rd from the left on Top Row!

Perfect score!

I can't recognize any of those guys if they haven't got a helmet on, except Tyrod.

This is going to be great for the ACC.