I have no words

By: IceHokieGuy on May 20, 2018, 3:05 PM | 22 comments


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It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear's picture It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
| 8 years 2 months #

I do..... Join TKPC

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

HokieStone2006's picture HokieStone2006 | 8 years 2 months #

Hey be nice to OP. At least he isn't running adblocker

Hokie2013's picture Hokie2013
| 8 years 2 months # ^

Just turned off adblocker for tkp - sorry for my previous ignorance

Danny is always open

HomebrewHokie08's picture HomebrewHokie08
🍺MAKES "BEER" ⚗️🦃
| 8 years 2 months # ^

If you join The Key Players Club, joe has the ads turned off for you. Just a little extra benefit on top of the monthly Hardee's coupons.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 8 years 2 months # ^

joe, just wanted to let you know I have not received my hardees coupons yet. just in case I fell through the cracks or something.

twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

wasknick's picture wasknick | 8 years 2 months # ^

It is only for double secret TKPC members.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 8 years 2 months # ^

Yeah, you probably need to donate more.

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 8 years 2 months # ^

donates to Hokie Club because TPK tells him that's how we win recruits.... gets no recruits..... goes back on TKP and is told donate more to TKP .... donates more to TKP gets no hardees coupons.... I must be doing it wrong..... gets 2nd job.... donates more to hokie club because TKP tells him that's how we win recruits....gets no.... ahhh nevermind.

twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

wasknick's picture wasknick | 8 years 2 months # ^

Screw the Hokie Club, this is HARDEES COUPONS we are talking about.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 8 years 2 months # ^

The Pley Kay

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

wasknick's picture wasknick | 8 years 2 months # ^

The Pley Kay anagrams to Talky He Yep

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 8 years 2 months # ^

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 8 years 2 months # ^

That feeling you get when you realize that $100 a year isn't going to get your team a national championship in 3 years.

HokieMacGruber26's picture HokieMacGruber26 | 8 years 2 months # ^

The Pey Klay

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 8 years 2 months # ^

dyslexia itll get after ya.

twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 8 years 2 months #

Et tu, TKP?

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
🚨 🚒 🔥
| 8 years 2 months # ^

Google knows where he lives that's all.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 8 years 2 months #

Google ad service uses your own personal browsing to personalize your own ads. Just sayin

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 8 years 2 months #

via GIPHY

Traitor

The Dude Abides

Txhokie's picture Txhokie | 8 years 2 months #

Or he's a secret penn state lover and his cookies have been tracking him ...

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 8 years 2 months #

Funny I don't see that, I wonder what the magical key is too avoiding such things?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 8 years 2 months #

HOW COULD YOU

but seriously, it's probably just Google overlords showing you what they assume you want to see

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.