Michigan St. keeps screwing the pooch

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Joseph Hattey of Holt, Mich., has been charged with two counts of committing a crime against nature

Crime against nature is up there with manslaughter as top tier crimes in name only.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

What's in the water in East Lansing?

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Free Hugh

yo what the fuck?

KEEPS SCREWING THE POOCH

Somehow this is an important caveat to the story:

The attorney general's office says the acts did not occur on campus or with an animal owned by MSU.

BREAKING: Former #Hokies great, Shayne Graham has accepted a coaching position for @MSU_Football @TheOnlyColors https://t.co/qw5UAWenV2 pic.twitter.com/WmnLnzPcmL— Gobbler Country (@gobblercountry) June 5, 2018 " target="_blank">

OH NOOO!! Don't drink the water Shayne

I hope part of his contract is bottled water.

Imported Virginia bottled h20.

Hopefully one of his duties is to dole out a swift kick in the ass to anyone at MSU that needs it. They need someone with a lot of experience and a Hall of Fame leg to handle as much ass-kicking as that place needs.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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Clicking this link had me like...

Is coronavirus over yet?

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Shouldn't this gif should be considered NSFW on this particular thread? Photoshop some pants on that dog, you perv!

We have to establish something before we can do that.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

...I should NOT have brought this to my gf's attention. Hoo boy that got heated

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Option B. If they don't cover your butt, they are not pants.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Something something West Virginia.

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Come on, have some pride you sick F#$%...a bassett hound is not even a good looking dog.

Too soon?

how could you?

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meanwhile in East Lansing...

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