Stay Classy C'ville.

A Terp alum goes on the Sabre to say goodbye, and hopes that the rivalry will resurrect in the future, you know, being bordering states and all. (Not because MD beat them, that's for sure...)
And he gets back something to the effect of "I wish you could move the entire University!"
Stay Classy C'ville.

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I have to say that was a rough read.

Their message board sucks! TKP is so much easier to read.

@AMB4VT

What a bowl of dicks

Fortune Favors the Bold

You say Bowl of Dicks, I say Hot Tub of Douches. Potato, Potata

I don't know what was worse: trying to read the original message or the responses. It was a good gesture (I guess), but it just hurt my head trying to read all that nonsense. UVA to SEC made me chuckle though.

Yeah, that was a good one. The $EC already has Vandy...

The OP has a Murland education, and his dad played football at Bammer. Guess we should have had our expectations altered accordingly. No chance I go onto their board and post that. Any of it.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

I didn't even try to read the responses. The original message was a travesty of a post. It started off decently enough, with minor errors, and then just trailed off into the ramblings of an idiot.

If the OP couldn't clearly state his message, you think I'd have hope for the Hoos responding to it?

The problem is you have 6 schools in there. It is hard to wrangle 6 x 20 million = 180 million from those schools to warrant the pay out.

Huh.

6 x 20 million = 120 million.......

Hey, watch it with the "Math", bro. They B1G. They run they own numbers.

Welcome to the B1G FAQ Guide:

Q: How many teams are in the Big Ten?
A: Twelve (soon to be fourteen)

No wonder they're in debt... they think they're earning more than they are...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I would love to go and troll the Sabre more, but cripes that is such a headache to even look at the terrible format

Wow. Those responses really help me appreciate the respect and class that fellow TKP'ers treat eachother and (in the very rare case) fans of other schools. A large proportion of the UVA fans who commented on OP's post were just being blatantly rude and obnoxious. OP was not trying to elicit a negative response from them, but he was certainly blasted anyway.

Thanks TKP for being an amazing website with respectful posters. It's refreshing to be able to come to this site for actual VT athletics information/facts/rumors/analysis (with a fair bit of humor and homerism sprinkled in the midst).

Stay classy everybody and LETS GOOO!

HOKIES!!!

Onward and upward

Yeah, that was my thought too.
The incredibly rude responses to a guy that was trying to be decent.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

WHY MUST I BE STUCK IN CHARLOTTESVILLE TODAY?! I mean damn everything about hooville sucks! The men (actually, what men?) Are pretentious as shit, the women are not attractive. At. All. Hell even the traffic patterns around town suck! UVA I really don't like you

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Bumper sticker back in the day....
"Woman at the Citadel?! What's next? Men at UVA?"

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

I remember a couple of years ago my dad and I were driving to the spring game and one of our tires popped right off of the Charlottesville exit. As soon as we pulled over I turned to him and said, "Well yet another reason to hate Charlottesville."

In Sam Rogers we trust.

How many Hoo students does it take to change a tire?

Fortune Favors the Bold

Zero, they call their parents or Roadside Assistance to do it.

Ding ding ding, Winner! Turkey leg

Fortune Favors the Bold

Alternate punchline:

Zero, that's what they pay the driver for.

"Exit light..."

at this point they'd just buy another car

Onward and upward

If you want to feel better go get a bagel from the Bodo's on Emmet street. Then you should go to the DT mall and write GO HOKIES real big on the community chalk board

Onward and upward

Oh I'm so gonna if I am able to! I'll even take a picture of it! (No guarantees it'll happen though)

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I was gonna say, my parents did some grad schooling at UVA when I was a toddler. I don't remember everything about the place, but I remember Bodo's setting the bagel standard for the rest of my life. They do bagels right in that place. I lived on Emmet street and (shudder) actually went to basketball games at U Hall and cheered for UVA (did not know Virginia Tech existed yet, I was 3 or 4). When I saw MV7 play on TV though, my UVA days were officially done.

My high school graduation took place in U-Hall

in June

with no AC

it sucked

Onward and upward

Mine did to. AHS '89. Growing up in Charlottesvillejust makes you hate the booHoos even more.

Don't take this personally, but if a place in Virginia - Charlottesville, no less - set the standard for bagels in your life, you haven't lived yet and clearly have never resided in northern NJ. Any bagel lover will tell you the water is what makes a great bagel, and for some reason North Jersey water (coming down straight from the Highlands) makes the best bagels. [Insert NJ Joke here] There are some shops in Florida that literally truck in water from NJ to ensure that their bagels meet the standard the snowbirds expect from a bagel.

Bodo's rocks.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

I woke up at 4am on my couch this morning and saw that highlights from the WNBA were on the TV (apparently there was some sort of championship or something?). All I'll say is it wouldn't shock me if many of the women on both rosters had residences in Charlottesville.

Penn State wants MD as a rival? PSU doesn't care about anyone else, they only treat OSU, Michigan and ND as rivals because those are the storied programs.

Rip his freaking head off!

People from UMD don't understand that it takes two sides for a rivalry to care about it for it to be one. It'll be like their basketball "rivalry" with Duke.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

PSU wants more of the DC market and recruiting. OSU and Michigan treat them as a second class citizen

A serious quote from a UVA fan's reply re: the hatred they have toward UMD fans:

"We can go to VPI and get booed and ribbed, we can go to UNC and discuss the stock market and politics, but we go to Maryland and experience fear for either our personal safety, our property, or both"

In all fairness, I'm sure conversations about the stock market and politics are probably more intriguing than the football game taking place in front of them. Can't make this stuff up.

Party Positive.

"I say, the most recent intercollegiate sporting event was most disappointing for our side. I, for one, loathe the barbarian violence associated with today's interpretation of our beloved rugby."

Sounds like someone who wasn't allowed to leave the yard until he was 18.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Have they experienced a certain WVU rivalry?

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I talk stock markets and politics when the time is right, but come saturday and sunday--there is football to be watched. Those conversations can wait! what a bunch of pretentious tools.

Well it irritates me to be at a tailgate, getting ready to head into Lane there are no games to check the score yet and Sportscenter is all focused on some minor SEC crap game I care nothing about.
I want to be talking football but, there is nothing to talk about except the Thursday night game.

Fer Crissakes, I was drinking coffee and eating breakfast burritos.

Sorry to rant, I had a great time at the game and love our D.

This is going to be great for the ACC.