Dirty martini. I can come off as pretentious, but I'm actually pretty simple. I'm saltier than average, and that can be an issue for some people. You will form an opinion about me almost immediately. The people that like me really like me, and I fully understand why some people don't.
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I think I'd like to share a martini with you, at least once. I think we'd likely be on the same salt-meter scale and the rest pretty much describes my effect on folks as well. And, for three semesters, I was a Highty Tighty, so there's that.
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I used to get it when I was a kid all the time. Haven't seen it in years. IBD is good. If you can find Frostie, it used to be good, don't know if it still is. I think I saw some at Mission BBQ, but didn't opt for it.
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I like to think I'm a MacCallan 23 year old, because of my ancestry and because it's the best thing these lips have touched. But really I'm just a fiery Wild Turkey 101 from Appalachia.
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And I pegged you for Yuengling:
Looks funny. Shows up and never leaves again. It wouldn't be the same if it wasn't there, but not something you would ever touch.
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You can call me whatever for liking flavored whisky, but I'm hooked on Crown Royal Vanilla. I've set aside all other libations in favor of a couple of fingers of that stuff on the rocks.
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They don't have it here in the Harrisonburg area so my daughter gets it for me in Richmond. When the Carver family made it, it was the bomb but now it is marginally better than the others.
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I wish I could say I like vodka and tonic... (Get it? VT?)
But I like gin/scotch/bourbon/beer.
Maybe I'd be a Sazarac. Just saying it sounds like slurred words.
Beers: Devil's Backbone Vienna Lager or Port City Optimal Wit.
Cocktails: Whiskey Coke or POG Juice - Vodka (Disney Special)
RE: DBVL - You sold out and haven't been the same since?
Captain and Coke, Moscato/Pinot Grigio/Riesling, or something fun and fruity mixed with rum
Probably water because I'm made up of like 60% of that stuff. I don't know about y'all.
So, Coors Light?
You should know!
It's like sex in a canoe because its fuckin' near water
May not be the best or the most attractive, but the more you have the better it gets.
Is it football season yet?
FSU is 2 months from TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!! Then Bill and Mary and LOT 18 is 5 days later.
Dirty martini. I can come off as pretentious, but I'm actually pretty simple. I'm saltier than average, and that can be an issue for some people. You will form an opinion about me almost immediately. The people that like me really like me, and I fully understand why some people don't.
I think I'd like to share a martini with you, at least once. I think we'd likely be on the same salt-meter scale and the rest pretty much describes my effect on folks as well. And, for three semesters, I was a Highty Tighty, so there's that.
I took a test. Apparently I'm a bourbon chocolate milkshake. No idea, but I'd drink that.
Have you ever had bourbon ice cream? It is pretty on point.
Negative, but it sounds amazing.
Wait, this is the JJ thread right?
If someone here comes up with a drink made with mayofuckinnaise, guns will be drawn and ropes will be fetched.
google "Smoker's Cough Drink Recipe"
Sweet Jesus mayo is the fucking Borg assimilating all our threads.
You will be emulsified. Resistance is futile.
Gag me with a spoon. Really.
The are 3 things that make me vomit in this world: stomach bugs, alcohol, and mayonnaise.
So gnarly 🤮
There is one out there that is half mayonnaise, half tequila.
also know as a dirty mexican
We invented a drink while inebriated at TOTS for my friends 21st birthday.
Step 1: Warm tequila in microwave
Step 2: Rim glass with mayonnaise
Step 3: Add hot sauce
We called it the Jersey Turnpike
Only that stretch between Newark and Elizabeth though 🤢🤢🤢
I'll stick to root beer. Wish I could find Hires.
I had Hires once and it was the best root beer I've ever had and I can't find it anywhere.
I used to get it when I was a kid all the time. Haven't seen it in years. IBD is good. If you can find Frostie, it used to be good, don't know if it still is. I think I saw some at Mission BBQ, but didn't opt for it.
"a slow prolonged death"
You can get a 12 pack for a cool $30 from a third party seller through Wal-Mart apparently.
Hires Root Beer
I could get 60 Busch Lights for that price.
I'm confused. Are you "The Machine" or is that BeerControl?
I swallow the cans whole.
if it's Busch light, I'd hazard to guess, he's more a doohickey, less a machine.
sorry man, that was low hanging fruit!
And I would always expect you to pick it.
I finally understand your hatred toward Yuengling. Your taste buds can only tolerate the water similarities of Busch Light.
Looks like HIRES Root Beer is available for sale on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Hires-Root-Beer-pack-12-ounces/dp/B004743S5O
Enjoy my friend!!!!
Did you try Cracker Barrell?
Probably an Old Fashioned.
I like to think I'm a MacCallan 23 year old, because of my ancestry and because it's the best thing these lips have touched. But really I'm just a fiery Wild Turkey 101 from Appalachia.
Absinthe.
Repulsive to most. Appreciated by others that took time to figure it out.
And if nothing else, I'll do my best to mess with your head.
Natural Light. Will get the job done, although you may regret the headache it'll cause the next day.
And I pegged you for Yuengling:
Looks funny. Shows up and never leaves again. It wouldn't be the same if it wasn't there, but not something you would ever touch.
Huh, that explains why he keeps showing up at my house.
Among other reasons...
What are those?
Some things are left better unsaid. ;-)
I'm pretty sure it's because of my cheesecake. And to hang out with my dogs.
She's growing a Miller High Life tree in her backyard.
I am? I better go kill it before I end up with more High Life than any normal human can consume. Which is to say any number greater than zero bottles.
Miller High Life? Grossssssss
have you seen my untappd?
Have to leg this in both threads
I'M NOT DRINK YOUR DRINK!
Non-liquor: A nice session ipa. Something that is easy drinking, session able, and flavorful, but not water.
Liquor: Old Fashioned made with Bourbon: simple yet bold.
You can call me whatever for liking flavored whisky, but I'm hooked on Crown Royal Vanilla. I've set aside all other libations in favor of a couple of fingers of that stuff on the rocks.
A nice Sonoma Zinfandel or perhaps a Burgundy with character.
Prune juice & Pepto- I get shit done!
Jack and ginger ale.
Easy to make, easy to drink, gets you drunk.
Bourbon and ginger ale is my jam. But most of the time I don't have any ginger ale so I end up just drinking bourbon.
A good ginger ale is key to this drink. It is all I drink during games. Love me some Northern Neck Ginger Ale but it is not as good as it once was.
Its the best ginger ale. Everytime I go back up to VA I pick some up. Otherwise its just seagrams :(
They don't have it here in the Harrisonburg area so my daughter gets it for me in Richmond. When the Carver family made it, it was the bomb but now it is marginally better than the others.
Have you tried bourbon and ginger beer?
I haven't. But now I want to.
D) All of the above
diet coke
BUDWEISER
Im a nice double IPA. Little strong and a little bitter, but then i grow on you a bit and become a good friend.
I would be a fanta
Captain & Coke
Tall Blonde Flat White
Huh. That's strange... no one said Zima....