I don't know. There isn't a lot else going on, and this seems to fit the recent theme.
I have been told that I turn into Cal Naughton Jr when I am drunk. Unproven, though.
Happy 4th everyone!
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I find that alcohol intensifies whatever mood I'm already in
Unrelated - I've been told when I'm sick that I sound like Barry White LOL
I'm a happy drunk. Unless you start debating the merits of cats as good pets, then I can get pretty aggressive telling you how wrong you are.
Can confirm.
Can confirm that cats are bad pets or that I can get aggressive about voicing that
opinionuniversally known and accepted fact? 😂😂Can definitely confirm your aggressive arguments pertaining to felines,
But what about that future cat ranch of yours?
There will be no cat ranch in my future. Or Hagy's.
Hmm, cheap drunk, hates cats.....are you like, perfect?
My boyfriend would tell you that I'm far from perfect and he would be right...but he likes cats, so take that for what it is worth 😂
But you are pretty perfect for each other so it all evens out.
Oddly specific lol
I will concede that there is a bit of an inside joke at play here. The last time I went drinking with part of the lot 18 gang, I may or may not have yelled at Magic Rat when he tried to educate me about cats. I was having none of it.
Mostly jovial and overly talkative.
Typically pretty happy and chill.
I'm the same from drink #2 to drink #10
Does it go to 11?
Only on select evenings
God I love this GIF and am always pleased when it pops up.
Like looking in a mirror?
I could never exhibit so much grace.
Someone photo shop Tyrod out of Johnny
Typically, the more i drink the less pants i have on. Sadly, this is not really a joke.
I basically get loud and silly.
Unless its vodka, then I am not very pleasant to be around. So I don't drink vodka.
That's gin for me... Not my friend.
Yeah it's weird, the same goes for me, my dad, and my brother.
How I always start drinking:
How it went in my 20s:
How it ends up now:
Especially after staying up til 4:00 a.m
I mean, this is me after staying up drinking until 4am, so he's in good company.
I think we were all pretty dead by the next day... Then Hagy and Chris were especially dead after staying up all night then going to the concert.
Depends on the day.
On Father's Day last month, I was the kind of drunk who wanted to go wake-boarding but didn't have a rope with a handle. So what did I do? I took the metal and wood burger flipper we had on the boat and slide it through the rope hole. Only took me 2 attempts to get up on the board before I sliced my hand open... that kind of drunk sometimes
A little of this:
A dash of that:
And on rare occasion, some of this:
Depends on the drink. Gin and tonics make me feel amped up and have bad ideas like trying to convince my friends to have Outsider's-type rumbles with strangers. Jameson loosens me up and I just get very social. Those are the only things I typically get drunk on.
Also, this generally applies:
Hopefully, I'll finally make it to Lot 18 this season and you all will find out.
Be careful with that. They absorb you into the group and suddenly it's like you were always there and you can never leave.
Do what? The Key Player wasnt even there.
And that was your bad.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
The best kind.
the kind that thought the other thread about what kind of "drink" I am actually said what kind of "drunk" I am, and I had to finally look in them to understand the difference
I'm all over the place. Typically though, I'm happy, louder, and a little too willing to dance and do karaoke. The karaoke part, not a bad thing...I have a half decent voice and charisma out the wazoo with a mic in my hand and a country or Queen song to sing (see...all over the place). The dancing however...just bad.
Tailgate drunky: get me to a cornhole board and I'm the happiest man in the world.
This was a perfect description of the one member of TKPC that I personally know (besides myself), until you got to "decent voice". He inherited his singing abilities from his father and it ain't pretty (but he has a lot of fun doing it).
So long as it's fun, he's doing it right. Seriously, karaoke is so much damn fun. If there's a karaoke tailgate in 18...whew.
I'm embarrassing.
Loud, unfiltered, willing to dance, and repetitive.
Pretty typical I'd guess, but I find it utterly embarrassing.
Edit: also horny. The wife knows what's up.
Sober I'm pretty quiet and reserved. Drunk, I don't stop talking, and there is a positive correlation between drinks consumed and vocal volume.
reese's edit also holds true for me.
Yes.
apparently, i get lazy eye. i never see it, so fuck the haters.
The "I'm at a casino and I want to play blackjack"
Wife: "you spent it on the slot machine over there"
Me: "hey, there's fireworks in an hour"
Only to find out we got ice cream later with the rest of our gambling money, and I'm okay with that
Kind of drunk
Hmm, depends - sometimes, I'm the "I just want to sit around a campfire and listen to some good music" drunk, and other times I am the "let me open this rare beer that I've been holding on to for when I have a clean palate and can appreciate this beer" kind of drunk.
I lose my ability to listen to others the more people there are around. Drink alone (long day at work) and I zone into the TV. 1-1, and I am deeply into your very idea. 3 people, and I alternate between dominating, participating, and zoning out. For every person added there-after add a talking over people with a loud voice and a zoning out, but not participation. If my wife is with me that when she either says "time to go", or offers to get me a drink and brings me water. The more I have the more I prefer sitting around to doing stuff (safe and boring). I do not sing because I know I am worse at it than almost everyone I know.