8/1/18 == 🔥

By: Joe Lanza
PUBLISHER
on July 19, 2018, 11:06 AM | 73 comments

You're not ready.

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gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 7 years 11 months #

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 11 months #

Do wat?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 11 months #

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

avtfan's picture avtfan
ZIMA SUCKS
| 7 years 11 months #

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 7 years 11 months # ^

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Musky's picture Musky | 7 years 11 months # ^

Jelly roll killed my papa!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

aptturkey's picture aptturkey
| 7 years 11 months # ^

HokieMan07's picture HokieMan07
BY GRABTHARS 🔨
| 7 years 11 months #

What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

BilldozerVT's picture BilldozerVT
| 7 years 11 months # ^

I sent Joe the first draft of the trailer this morning.

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

Little Bobby Tables's picture Little Bobby Tables
MEH. 😕
| 7 years 11 months # ^

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

HokieMan07's picture HokieMan07
BY GRABTHARS 🔨
| 7 years 11 months # ^

I look forward to it!!!

What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 7 years 11 months #

Seems like someone needs to be reminded of what a descriptive title looks like... /s

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
🥩 🍳 🥓
| 7 years 11 months # ^

Joe Lanza = @VT_Football incognito.
😲👆🏼

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 7 years 11 months # ^

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

cd8hokies's picture cd8hokies | 7 years 11 months #

This is cruel. That seems so far away right now.

ashore13's picture ashore13
🍺🦃🦃🦃
| 7 years 11 months #

via GIPHY

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Much Gumption's picture Much Gumption
| 7 years 11 months #

"But first...you gotta get speed. Demon speed. Speed's what we need. We need greasy, fast, speed!"

Penchant for buggery

HokieMacGruber26's picture HokieMacGruber26 | 7 years 11 months #

You say I'm not ready?

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 7 years 11 months # ^

twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 7 years 11 months #

🤔

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

VTYeatts's picture VTYeatts | 7 years 11 months #

Little Bobby Tables's picture Little Bobby Tables
MEH. 😕
| 7 years 11 months #

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 7 years 11 months #

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 7 years 11 months #

Oh I'm ready

MVhokie69's picture MVhokie69
| 7 years 11 months #

I SEE YOU TRYING TO HYPE UP THE HYPE VIDEO JOE
IT'S FINE I'M TOTALLY STAYING CALM.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

HokieHarris13's picture HokieHarris13
| 7 years 11 months #

via GIPHY

edit: I apparently don't know how to post a .gif

edit 2: figured it out.

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
| 7 years 11 months # ^

John Mayer needs to start a second career as a comedian. He's really frickin funny.

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 7 years 11 months #

The title of this thread can only be evaluated on 8/1, but I assume it is a reasonable assumption that it will

return(True);

"Exit light..."

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 7 years 11 months #

IT'S TRAILER COUNTDOWN SEASON FOLKS!

NickVT10's picture NickVT10 | 7 years 11 months #

Is there a heat wave coming August 1st? Why the fire? I bet that is the day they decide to burn down the UVA football complex and just start over /s

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 7 years 11 months # ^

-JOE LANZA

twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 7 years 11 months # ^

They tried that once already.

It didn't work.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 11 months # ^

Well, they hired Bronco...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

VAtoSCHokie's picture VAtoSCHokie
| 7 years 11 months # ^

as a firefighter??

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 11 months # ^

If they did, he's not managing the fire very well.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

TheHokieWatchmaker's picture TheHokieWatchmaker | 7 years 11 months # ^

I'd say he has managed to maintain the dumpster fire that UVA was before he got there quite well

Ring Design Chair

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 7 years 11 months # ^

I believe Bronco said that in a press conference recently. But after a mere three years, he's managed to scrape together 27 ACC-caliber players...

NickVT10's picture NickVT10 | 7 years 11 months # ^

Give them credit, they managed to catch a metal building on fire.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 11 months # ^

More people watching this on those soccer fields than UVA had fans at their spring game.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 7 years 11 months # ^

dead. went back and looked at the picture, literally 3 camera men and one other person. 2 more camera men and 1 more other person than are at the UVA spring fling.

twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 7 years 11 months #

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

dragone's picture dragone | 7 years 11 months #

Let's Go

HOKIES

HokieBro757's picture HokieBro757 | 7 years 11 months #

It's our trailer and we need it NOW!

Little Bobby Tables's picture Little Bobby Tables
MEH. 😕
| 7 years 11 months # ^

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
| 7 years 11 months #

If you are in the doldrums and you need hype nooooow

Call BILLDOZER
877-HYPE-NOW

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
🥩 🍳 🥓
| 7 years 11 months # ^

Billy Berlin late night USA network ad...

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
🚨 🚒 🔥
| 7 years 11 months # ^

I'm glad I'm not the only one to remember that. No one else seems to remember USA showed like soft core porn late at night at one time.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
| 7 years 11 months # ^

I don't remember it on USA, but I do remember it on Oxygen or WE or whatever.

HokieHighlander's picture HokieHighlander | 7 years 11 months # ^

I remember as it was hosted by Rhonda Shear and/or Elvira...They showed movies like the Bikini Carwash Company...

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 7 years 11 months #

If I can't get a new Hokie Hype video release on my birthday, I suppose a teaser is the next best thing.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 11 months # ^

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

heuplek's picture heuplek
🗿
| 7 years 11 months # ^

Pretty sure I made a similar comment to yours when the one came out last year on Aug 1 and I got this in response and laughed so here.

(add if applicable) /s

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 11 months #

I posted in the wrong place. So here is a dog on a treadmill

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 11 months # ^

Paging HOAT...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 7 years 11 months # ^

Present and accosted for.

tidalwaters's picture tidalwaters
| 7 years 11 months #

I am definitely excited for the trailer!...but I also thought this was hinting at a Devyn Ford commitment change at first.

804

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 7 years 11 months # ^

wasn't thinking Ford but my initial thought was that we pulled a 5 star RB out of a hat somewhere. Billdozer Trailer is also very exciting though!

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 7 years 11 months #

VT at least made 2 snippets of the ESPN College Football promo for this year.

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 7 years 11 months # ^

Snippets is the correct word, but still good to see them in there. I guess they were going for subliminal.

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 7 years 11 months # ^

Is the part during the promo where Fowler is heard saying "it's about to get real loud folks" from the Klempson game?

dcvt13's picture dcvt13 | 7 years 11 months # ^

You are correct!

Henry Skutt's picture Henry Skutt | 7 years 11 months # ^

Two thoughts:

1. I see ESPN has decided to ruin another Imagine Dragons song

2. I despise the turnover chain so so much

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 7 years 11 months # ^

I hope the "Turnover Chain" is "Sooooo 2017" that people make fun of Miami trying to continue it's "tradition"

Apologies for the numerous "air quotes"

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 11 months # ^

What was the first Imagine Dragons one?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 7 years 11 months # ^

re 1: you can't ruin what was already an abomination

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 7 years 11 months # ^

I have to say, I agree with your opinion.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 7 years 11 months # ^

I see ESPN Imagine Dragons has decided to ruin another Imagine Dragons song

Henry Skutt's picture Henry Skutt | 7 years 11 months # ^

Newer Imagine Dragons is not as good but you're dead wrong if you think all of their music is bad

Little Bobby Tables's picture Little Bobby Tables
MEH. 😕
| 7 years 11 months #

Ran across this thread on Reddit, and laughed so hard at the lame-ass hype video (for Kansas football, no less), and thought I'd post Billdozer's to show them what a hype video is like, but nooooo, it's not ready yet.

*sigh*

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 7 years 11 months # ^

Meh, that wasn't really a hype video tbh. Just a lame ass intro video, and it's from like 2005 lmao.

BilldozerVT's picture BilldozerVT
| 7 years 11 months # ^

Soon...

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 11 months # ^

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank