OT- Jim Harbaugh is Anti-Chicken

By: hokiePOWER on July 31, 2018, 3:23 PM | 18 comments

You literally can't make make this stuff up...

https://www.si.com/college-football/2018/07/30/jim-harbaugh-eating-chick...

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Little Bobby Tables's picture Little Bobby Tables
MEH. 😕
| 7 years 11 months #

He should be very afraid...

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 7 years 11 months #

I'm sure the team nutritionist had an aneurysm over this. There is basically no better form of protein you can get your hands on than boneless, skinless chicken breast.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

HokieMacGruber26's picture HokieMacGruber26 | 7 years 11 months # ^

There is basically no better form of protein you can get your hands on than boneless, skinless chicken breast.

I hear ya, but what about a juicy, prime NY strip??

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 7 years 11 months # ^

My favorite cut.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 7 years 11 months #

Its refreshing that the sports world is wising up to the fact that Harbaugh isn't some crazy genius, he's just batshit crazy.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 7 years 11 months #

He only eats gator meat.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 7 years 11 months # ^

He went so lazy after the Hokiebird and Oregon Duck

Rabbit - SDSU Jackrabbits
Horse - Boise St Broncos
Goose - Washington College (the biggest reach)
Kangaroo - Akron Zips
Beef - Texas Longhorns
Goat - Navy Midshipmen
Turtle - Maryland Terrapins
Bear - California Bears
Lamb - North Carolina Tar Heels (technically a ram, but who gives a shit)

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Smlltwnsthrnlwyr's picture Smlltwnsthrnlwyr
| 7 years 11 months #

Holy shit that guy is nutz. He probably needs to get on the 'beating anOSU fucking finally' train before the locals get too squirrelly. They're only going to tolerate his insanity if it looks like things are getting better.

list of coaches with better records against anosu:
1. Frank Beamer.
2. Probably a lot, but who gives a fuck.

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

sciggs's picture sciggs | 7 years 11 months #

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 11 months #

He used to have a pet chicken as a little boy. He would go for walks with it, feed it, bathe it, even give it hugs.

Than one day they had chicken nuggets for dinner. And his pet chicken was no where to be found. His parents told him the chicken had gone off to college, and would be in for a better life. Jim never truly believed them. Especially when he found feathers in the trash can. Ever since then he has a disdain for chickens.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

HomebrewHokie08's picture HomebrewHokie08
🍺MAKES "BEER" ⚗️🦃
| 7 years 11 months #

That Michigan accent must be wearing on him, ever heard it, the state ispronounced "MeatChicken"

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 7 years 11 months #

In addition to not eating chicken, he also shits after he showers.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 7 years 11 months # ^

I thought that was Dabo

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 7 years 11 months # ^

Harbaugh doesn't wipe!

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Little Bobby Tables's picture Little Bobby Tables
MEH. 😕
| 7 years 11 months # ^

via GIPHY

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 7 years 11 months #

I guess he must have eaten some nervous bird chicken right before backing out of the series with Tech?

dragone's picture dragone | 7 years 11 months #

Such an odd man

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