Police investigating a shooting threat Beaver Stadium

Yes, they did this. The dookies, I mean. Luckily my airplane bottles went undetected during this process. Later during a moment of overt enthusiasm for a Evans TD run, a cut my leg on their crappy aluminum bleachers. Luckily the airplane bottles were not damaged. Then, whilst being corralled in the tiny smoking section, I was screamed at by some Durham police-cop for crossing some imaginary line separating smokers from non. My attempts at pointing out the irony of a North Carolina official restricting tobacco usage went unacknowledged . Once again, however, the airplane bottles went undetected. Moments later, I walked by the EMT area on the way to the bathroom, but was intercepted by several medical staff individuals that hustled me off to triage to treat my bleeding leg (apparently they had nothing else to do)

At this point, one the airplane bottles fell out of my pocket and caused a minor uproar amongst the attending staff. I pointed out that this was for medicinal purposes only and all was forgiven.