Herbie giving the Hokies absolutely zero love

I figured when I clicked on this it would mostly be a hate-read, but no mention in best game, best atmosphere etc. AND he has Duke as the surprise sleeper team in the ACC championship.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24431000/bryce-love-nick...

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Who cares

Laughing like the village idiot at this so👌

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Bullet point 7 in the community guidelines on starting new threads:

Don't post threads with the sole purpose of riling people up. For instance, "ESPN just said ______ about us - they suck!", "Bleacher Report sucks!", etc. are not worthy of topics \ threads.

In the case just rename the thread to be about the 2018 Herbies article being released and bring up that we aren't mentioned in the post body.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Tough crowd in here today.

Hokie fan | W&M grad

Other than ACC sleeper team and fan atmosphere, I don't see anywhere that our guys/we would really fit in.

I don't know why this is taken as a slight.

Most people, including a good number here (with the exception of the 5th Fuller), expect this to be a down year for the program.

I don't see anywhere that our guys/we would really fit in.

Best Kept Secret

We have a guy. So secret he isn't even on the ESPN list. Not going to give it away but his name rhymes with Quincy Patterson

/s

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Wait you mean THE Pincy Quatterson????

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Not going to give it away but his name rhymes with Quincy Patterson Josh Jackson

Fixed that for you.

What's
Important
Now

The Freshman QB that broke a bunch of records last year is hardly a secret.

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To our fanbase who is calling for a true Freshman to take over, he certainly is.

What's
Important
Now

I'm sure you saw this in my original post but I'm going to reiterate that it was sarcasm. There's no reason to bench JJ.

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We have a guy. So secret he isn't even on the ESPN list. Not going to give it away but his name rhymes with Quincy Patterson Hamon Dazelton

FTFY.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

We have a guy. So secret he isn't even on the ESPN list. Not going to give it away but his name rhymes with Quincy Patterson Hamon Dazelton < INSERT DEFENSIVE PLAYER HERE>

(add if applicable) /s

I don't think you're allowed to be a sleeper for your division if you're ranked in the preseason.

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

It's not like his picks are unreasonable...

stick it in, stick it in, stick it in!

Why would he?

Anyone remember before the 2012 season when Kirk said it doesn't matter who the running back is at Virginia Tech, you'll know his name by the end of the year?

About that...

Maybe we need to earn any preseason hype again...

I saw that tweet earlier today and thought damn, it's hard to be that bad at rushing for so long.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

And yet we've found a way. Fortunately, 2018 gives us our best chance yet of turning that around.

The picture really made this post 1000x funnier.

Really need the pic first, like Beams is looking down at it.

But if you take the RBs out of the equation, that jumps up to over 6. Our running game is fine. ;^)

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Holy fuck we have been terrible. But honestly it makes sense. I havent felt good about a running back since DW4.

You didn't feel good about Marshawn Williams or Shai McKenzie? I felt like they were good until their ACLs gave up.

Not really? Their ACLs gave out halfway through the same season that they broke out.

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But they made that half a season look good. It was enough that everyone kept talking about them post injury even though neither was much of a contributor again.

They were good, but not gamebreakers. We have not had a game breaker since David Wilson IMHO. Makes points hard to come by.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

I think Shaincould have been that gamebreaker as a sophomore/junior. Before he was injured, he seemed like he had it. I don't think Marshawn would have ever been a gamebreaker, but he was going to be a solid 3-4 yards a carry back.

No. I felt like they could have been good, but they never got to tge point where i felt good about them.

Not that good.

I thought Marshawn was going to be a solid, but not great, back. Still would have loved to see him finish out though.

And IMO McKenzie would be one of those guys who would look great against lesser competition, but struggle against more athletic teams when the gaps and tacklers close quicker. His smoothness fooled you into thinking he was explosive.

I felt good when both of them scored against anOSU

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XXX GIVING THE HOKIES ABSOLUTELY ZERO LOVE

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Doesn't see Cabo Fish Taco. Now I am outraged.

Games I'm most looking forward to
Auburn vs. Washington
Florida at Mississippi State
UCLA at Oregon

these are some TRASH games to look forward too. if these were the only games I had to look forward to I wouldn't even watch college football this year.

Fans at these games- "ohh football is still going on"

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Auburn v Washington seems like a fantastic game to me. The other two I would watch as well but doubt they'll be the best games that week.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

I am guessing he is interested in seeing the new coaches play against their former teams. Mullins now at UF and Chip at UCLA.

Herbie is sexy. He can do what he wants.

You forgot the /s. At least I hope you did.

Vols Fans are more delusional than LOLUVA

Hokie in Tennessee

Yeah well, he's a Love Bug.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

He makes me feel on the inside the way he looks on the outside...

Hot and bothered or constipated? Could be either one, who's to say?

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Like you ate a bunch of ghost peppers?

Like a jack-o-lantern with a spray tan?

Like a President...

"Don't go to, go through"

He is very bullish on Penn State though

Probably because of their run game. Too soon?

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

*reads article, sees Herbie doesn't give VT any love as contenders*

ESPN sucks! They're biased and they hate us!

*reads TKP staff predictions, sees a lot of 8-4s and no real contendership love*

TKP sucks! They're biased and they hate us! Wait...

Now you realize TheFifthFuller is the only one giving you the fair and balanced analysis you deserve.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

I approve of this Emma as well.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Only ones outside of maybe "game looking forward to most" would be the Dangerfield with Ricky (snubbed on all-acc last year) and Atmosphere (always gives live for our night games).

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

oh well... life goes on.

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

Herbie has given us plenty of love in the past and he will in the future too, otherwise who cares? We aren't in the national spotlight and I prefer that honestly. We play better as underdogs.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Why do we deserve love from Herbie?
Our 1 win over a end-of-season ranked team (WVU #22)?
Our bowl loss?
Getting run over by 2 top 10 teams?

We didn't get a nod from Herbie.

WVU was ranked at the end of the season? The 2017 season?

Nope. 7-6 without a single vote in either poll.

Seems legit, we are in a rebuilding year and have no stars to speak of (hopefully some break out this year). Plus it is Herbie, don't get your panties in a wad

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“I served in the United States Navy"

I don't know why anyone cares about this. This is like a girl's list in HS of dudes with the best ass.

It doesn't matter. Win some games and we'll be on this all important list. Herbie was talking us up against Clemson last year about how Fuente is doing a great job, we're a young team, and that we're building something. It just takes time.

oh, we'll be on his list in a year or two.

I definitely would've topped that list...I had some sweet, American thunder back in the day.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

American Thunder? The exhaust pipes?

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Yeah, more or less lol

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This is the petition to change Highlander Hokie's name to Sweet American Thunder.

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I am more than ok with that. The underscores have annoyed me since day one.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

I deal with the same thing. My old Hokie PID just seems silly when I could have just made my username Nick, as it should have been.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Can't Joe change it? RVA became Granville, SoBB became Little Bobby Tables, etc?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I mean, I'm sure he could but I'm honestly not that worried about it.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

ChoppinWood became 7LoP
AndyBitter became GuyWhoDoesn'tPostHereAnymore
GuyWhoDoesn'tPostHereAnymore became AndyBitter

Hokieknightfx2 became HokieMacGruber :-P

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etc

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Souphokie became Saladhokie

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

AndyBitter might become VTInsiderRT

I just emailed Joe about this a few days ago...

and Updated my signature accordingly

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
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ThePallHolder? I've looked at it repeatedly. Wachu mean?

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Maybe it's like pall bearer? Pretty dark, but I guess there's no accounting for taste.

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Both of you need to get your eyes checked. Pail holder, lunch pail

You see what's not there!

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I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

Now I get it. I assume you don't tan very well. Are you a ginger or just pail from not getting outside enough?

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I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

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Herbie's too busy practicing mental gymnastics in defense of Urban Meyer and his alumnus to pay attention to VT football.

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I love this!

Onward and upward

I don't have the exact stat handy, but I would guess VT is 1-15 or so in games called by Kirk Herbstreit on Saturdays/prime time. We have probably done better when he used to do Thursday games, but since he moved to the big chair, when he sees us live, we typically lose. That might be clouding his judgement.

When he sees us love on a Saturday, we're usually up against a better team.