I quit drinking sodas all together about 5 years ago, but I used to drink Dr. Pepper. When a server would ask if Mr. Pibb was okay, I'd change my order to water.
"It's a bullshit replica, dude didn't even get his degree!" - Hedberg
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Whenever he meets someone new, Jimmye Laycock introduces himself as "Jim-yay" and lets the other person pronounce his name as such when talking to others. After a little while, he'll gently nudge the gullible person and say "nah, I'm just messin' with ya," and offer him/her a Werther's.
I just can't hate on this guy.
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Jimmye Laycock once left a little old lady stranded on the side of the road for 10 whole minutes! Then when he was finished resuscitating a heart attack victim, he apologized to her and helped her cross the street.
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I have a close friend who keeps stats for Bill and Mary athletics when she's not teaching 2nd graders. She learned how from her dad who is still the VMI statman. She says Coach Laycock is a gentleman, and that's good enough for me.
People in Williamsburg wear funny-looking outfits and use fake accents to tell you about the history of their town and it's university. All I got.
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Jimmye also has more wins over UVA than fans at the spring festival:
Things I learned from the video:
-They saved their video budget and still won.
-TJ's 1st University beat TJ's 2nd University
-UVA gets Posterized by everyone
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The real reason why Jimmye Laycock is retiring after this season: He needs a hip replacement after learning to "floss" whilw tryinf keep up with the culture of his team
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We had an inexhaustible supply of those things...I thought. One day, I realized that I was using the last one for a dog food scooper and had broken it. I remember walking out of a game one time with about fifty of those things all stacked up. Keg parties and dog food pretty much used 'em up. Kudos for still having one.
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What is more socially awkward: the half jog to close the gap when a stranger holds a door from too far, or being in a crowded elevator that reaches your destination floor only to step to the front too soon and wait the 3 seconds for the door to actually open?
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Can we add "entering an open elevator and looking at someone within distance for you to hold the door, but giving them the death stare as the doors shut"
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If you're an athletic director, and that's your take on it, fine, but then also change the nickname. Don't half-ass it like W&M or Ole Miss. Because the objectionable (to some) reference is still there.
Alternatively, you could take the approach of Randal from Clerks II, and reclaim it. A tribe is simply an anthropological term for a defined society of people. It doesn't HAVE to necessarily refer to Indians. So the "tribe" referenced would be any and all W&M alums and fans, used similarly to the way we define Hokies. And then, if a middling at best FCS school really needs a mascot, just have two students dress up as the namesakes of your school. It's not that hard. And it makes far more sense than making your mascot a mythical creature that, conveniently, happens to share a name with the newly opened roller coaster at the local amusement park.
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Reminds me of a really long Cajun joke about a guy named Poo Poo Boudreaux, his buddy and a Mardi Gras cow costume, oh, and a bull. He hated his namye all his life and finally decided to change it. Changed it to Poo Poo Landreau. I'll save the rest for when we next play LSU, but it ends with "Well me, I'm gonna eat some grass, Poo Poo, you'd best brace yo'self!"
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My roommate's brother chose William and Mary over Marshall because Laycock said he could play at QB his redshirt freshman year. Laycock proceeds to immediately move him to wide reciever in his first fall camp and not play him till his redshirt junior year.
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I have a suggestion. Let's end this thread and not hate on Jimmye Laycock. He's a legend in Virginia football and a great friend of Frank Beamer. Keep it classy, he's retiring after this year. Hokie Respect!
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Take a moment to review the Paul Johnson and Narduzzi Hatin' On threads and you'll see how this one is like saying a marshmallow roast is like the fires in certain areas of California.
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Perfect response. Was laughing at this thread earlier and tried to explain the Nexus of "hatin on" to my 15yo. I told him this one is like saying Jimmye carries only 1 Werther's in his pocket instead of 2 to share.
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Jim-yay doesn't even get this negative. He just thinks that Pat has lost his way a bit, and when he's ready to come back around, we should welcome him with open arms and support the changes he's trying to make to better his life.
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Jimmye Laycock leaves you a voicemail on your cell that says "this is Jimmye call me back. My number is 757-555-4782. I should be home til 7:30 so you can call me before then. If not I will try you later when I'm near a phone again."
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"Hey ________ , it's Jimmye (yes, I know). It's about 6:30 (yes, I know) on Friday (yes, I know). Just calling to see how things are going? Give me a call back when you get a chance. You can reach me at 804-XXX-XXXX (yes, I know that too)."
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That's a Pepsi and not a Coke!
According to some heathens on this site, that is in fact a coke.
Me: "I'd like a Coke."
Server: "Is Pepsi ok?"
Me (internally): "You know it's fucking not."
Me (out loud): "Sure."
I quit drinking sodas all together about 5 years ago, but I used to drink Dr. Pepper. When a server would ask if Mr. Pibb was okay, I'd change my order to water.
"It's a bullshit replica, dude didn't even get his degree!" - Hedberg
something something Lays the cock.
Jimmye Laycock can score more than 3 points in the first game of the season.
He spells Jimmy like a moron.
I give his parents a 0/10 for spelling
Jimmye Laycock thinks all the other Jimmys spell it incorrectly.
EDIT: ahhhh, just a minute late.
When you know your season is already a wash when you're scheduling tee times in October. That's a pro-tip.
I'm not going to hate on Jimmye Laycock, he seems chill af.
Nice. I'm gonna dig him as long as we win
Jimmye Laycock has coached at William and Mary since 1980 and in that time he had some seasons that were successful and some seasons that were not.
Am I doing it right?
You're doing it, but there is no quantitative measure of your success.
Jimmye Laycock has coached William & Mary since 1980. Respect.
Jimmye Laycock also told Frank who farted.
This is like the hating on David Cutcliffe thread...
Jimmye Laycock thinks Willie Taggart is an offensive genius.
Jimmye Laycock is retiring after this season.
This is a good thing.
Signed, sad W&M grad.
Ditto, and thanks for making me feel less alone.
He's been a great servant to the program. It's also time for him to walk away before the offense becomes an even bigger toxic dump.
Completely agree. Love the guy, but it's time.
Whenever he meets someone new, Jimmye Laycock introduces himself as "Jim-yay" and lets the other person pronounce his name as such when talking to others. After a little while, he'll gently nudge the gullible person and say "nah, I'm just messin' with ya," and offer him/her a Werther's.
I just can't hate on this guy.
Jimmye Laycock once left a little old lady stranded on the side of the road for 10 whole minutes! Then when he was finished resuscitating a heart attack victim, he apologized to her and helped her cross the street.
Jimmye thinks calling it Bill&Marys University makes him cool
C'mon that's not a real name, right? You're joking with this. You have to be.
Jimmye Laycock uses the phrase "Roll Tribe"
So do I and I regret nothing.
That's...actually not bad. Good for Jim-yay
I have a close friend who keeps stats for Bill and Mary athletics when she's not teaching 2nd graders. She learned how from her dad who is still the VMI statman. She says Coach Laycock is a gentleman, and that's good enough for me.
People in Williamsburg wear funny-looking outfits and use fake accents to tell you about the history of their town and it's university. All I got.
Jimmye has coached W&M for more years than UVA had fans at its spring game.
He ends all practices by telling his players to "get off my lawn"
Jimmye also has more wins over UVA than fans at the spring festival:
Things I learned from the video:
-They saved their video budget and still won.
-TJ's 1st University beat TJ's 2nd University
-UVA gets Posterized by everyone
The real reason why Jimmye Laycock is retiring after this season: He needs a hip replacement after learning to "floss" whilw tryinf keep up with the culture of his team
Jimmye Laycock runs an offense called Lethal Simplicity too.
Lethal Simplicity 2: Electric Boogaloo
Lethal Simplicity 2: The Search for Curley's Gold
Lethal Simplicity II: Riggs and Murtaugh Buddies Again
Lethal Simplicity: 3 Points, Part Deux.
Lethal Simplicity II: Die Harder
Who?
Jimmies oldest son is named Mike, and Mike Cock decided to play college lacrosse instead of football
Is this kind of like hatin' on Cutcliffe? e.g., He eats all of the blue M&M's so his grandkids can't have any?
Yeah! That's it! You're doing it!
Jimmye Laycock is responsible for the parking situation in Williamsburg. You can pay for my tickets and the new parking passes with your retirement.
Jimmye Laycock takes the fun out of Hatin On Threads.
Oh, and his name contains two slang words for penis.
Jimmye Laycock's middle name is not Richard
Jimmye Laycock is and old man. He's been coaching for about 9 years longer than I've been alive.
That's all I got.
Hell, I have T shirts older than most of the people on this thread. The one I wore for game night went to the first Sugar Bowl with me.
Just for that comment, I'm drinking out of a Hoakies cup next game I watch on tv. Can't let you have all the fun with old stuff.
We had an inexhaustible supply of those things...I thought. One day, I realized that I was using the last one for a dog food scooper and had broken it. I remember walking out of a game one time with about fifty of those things all stacked up. Keg parties and dog food pretty much used 'em up. Kudos for still having one.
Jimmye Laycock takes the crust off his sandwiches
Jimmye posts in the correct thread, but tries to change the topic to mayonnaise preferences.
Mayo is the devil's condiment
Jimmye thinks Miracle Whip a valid substitute for mayonnaise
Jim-yay acts like he's fighting you, but when he throws a punch, he misses on purpose to show you the nickel he found behind your ear.
Jimmye Laycock lines his office walls with the noses he's stolen from unsuspecting toddlers over the decades.
Jimmye Laycock holds the door open with a smile at the grocery store for others.
But he holds the door open from 40 feet away so you have to half run to not feel like you are wasting his time or insulting in politeness
What is more socially awkward: the half jog to close the gap when a stranger holds a door from too far, or being in a crowded elevator that reaches your destination floor only to step to the front too soon and wait the 3 seconds for the door to actually open?
Can we add "entering an open elevator and looking at someone within distance for you to hold the door, but giving them the death stare as the doors shut"
I always pretend to be fumbling for the open button to show them I am "trying". Just in case that door pops back open on its own. Otherwise...awkward
What's a Jimmye Laycock?
Jimmye Laycock said his win in 09 vs LOLUVA doesn't even make his top 10 wins as a coach.
Jimmye Laycock's best win against an FBS team is probably Temple.
That was the year Temple beat VT. You don't want to know how many transitive property jokes I made to friends of mine at VT that year.
Yeah, I remember them being referred to as "lowly Temple" several times on the radio before, then after the game. Ouch, thanks for the memory.
I was wondering who would pick up on that. But I did point out that Willie's best win was temple so I figured keep it simple.
Jimmye is like 8-57 against FBS though. I had to find out years schools like Marshall became fbs. All I remenbered was it was late 90s.
Jimmye can get you a sweet deal on these new trainers.
JImmye likes Elaine!
Jimmye Laycock thinks it makes sense for a griffin to be the mascot for a team called the Tribe.
Lets be honest, in today's political climate...it was probably the right decision
If you're an athletic director, and that's your take on it, fine, but then also change the nickname. Don't half-ass it like W&M or Ole Miss. Because the objectionable (to some) reference is still there.
Alternatively, you could take the approach of Randal from Clerks II, and reclaim it. A tribe is simply an anthropological term for a defined society of people. It doesn't HAVE to necessarily refer to Indians. So the "tribe" referenced would be any and all W&M alums and fans, used similarly to the way we define Hokies. And then, if a middling at best FCS school really needs a mascot, just have two students dress up as the namesakes of your school. It's not that hard. And it makes far more sense than making your mascot a mythical creature that, conveniently, happens to share a name with the newly opened roller coaster at the local amusement park.
Jimmye Laycock's wife's maiden name was Connie Standpuss
Jimmye Laycock wears a barrister's wig in the office to be "historically accurate"
Jimmye shares a Facebook account with his wife.
Jim-Yay has a collection of antique merkins.
I had never heard of this. Makes "are those real" seem silly.
Jimmye Laycock sounds like an adult film start name invented by a middle schooler.
Changed the name back in the 9th century
You changed it to Laycock?
Used to be Liedick
Leg for the Robin Hood: Men In Tights reference...
I actually snorted in a meeting reading this. I knew the setup but wanted to see where it ended up. Well done Sir (or Ma'am)
Reminds me of a really long Cajun joke about a guy named Poo Poo Boudreaux, his buddy and a Mardi Gras cow costume, oh, and a bull. He hated his namye all his life and finally decided to change it. Changed it to Poo Poo Landreau. I'll save the rest for when we next play LSU, but it ends with "Well me, I'm gonna eat some grass, Poo Poo, you'd best brace yo'self!"
Jimmiiiee remembers every one of Fish's worn out stories and jokes.
We're no longer friends.
Sounds like somebody needs to hug it out...
No way, man. He's an ingrate. He's gonna miss me when I'm gone, I tell ya.
But....but I'm a fishing ingrate!?
Jimmye doesn't think W & M is better that LOLUVA in everything.
Jimmye's rap career peaked with "The College Dropout" in 2004. All downhill from there.
Jimmye Laycock thinks the Copperplate Gothic Light font is a good look.
Jimmye Laycock thinks this song should have been written about Jim-yay instead.
Are you Jimmy Ray?
How can you hate on a guy with that last name?
My roommate's brother chose William and Mary over Marshall because Laycock said he could play at QB his redshirt freshman year. Laycock proceeds to immediately move him to wide reciever in his first fall camp and not play him till his redshirt junior year.
Jimmye Liecock
Jimmye thinks VA recruits should consider Florida schools for their consistent high-level play.
I have a suggestion. Let's end this thread and not hate on Jimmye Laycock. He's a legend in Virginia football and a great friend of Frank Beamer. Keep it classy, he's retiring after this year. Hokie Respect!
Take a moment to review the Paul Johnson and Narduzzi Hatin' On threads and you'll see how this one is like saying a marshmallow roast is like the fires in certain areas of California.
Gotcha I'm new to TKP
"It's alright son. Have a werthers."
-Jimmye Laycock, probably
Perfect response. Was laughing at this thread earlier and tried to explain the Nexus of "hatin on" to my 15yo. I told him this one is like saying Jimmye carries only 1 Werther's in his pocket instead of 2 to share.
But that's only because he left the house with three and already gave away the other two.
Jimmye Laycock never hired a Bud Foster
Jimmye Laycock never considered a position in the adult film industry
Jimmye Laycock emails memes in a powerpoint file
how has this not been said...Fuck Narduzzi!
jimmie laycock says screw narduzzi instead because he doesn't like foul language.
Jim-yay doesn't even get this negative. He just thinks that Pat has lost his way a bit, and when he's ready to come back around, we should welcome him with open arms and support the changes he's trying to make to better his life.
Jimmye Laycock calls you for something that was definitely textable.
Jimmye Laycock leaves you a voicemail on your cell that says "this is Jimmye call me back. My number is 757-555-4782. I should be home til 7:30 so you can call me before then. If not I will try you later when I'm near a phone again."
Oh gosh, so true...
"Hey ________ , it's Jimmye (yes, I know). It's about 6:30 (yes, I know) on Friday (yes, I know). Just calling to see how things are going? Give me a call back when you get a chance. You can reach me at 804-XXX-XXXX (yes, I know that too)."
Jim-yay's people are horrible at photochop
Pun intended?
Jimmye doesn't know how to get a structured settlement and he needs cash now!
Willie Taggart thinks Jimmye Laycock deserves to be hated on more than him.
Willie Taggart thinks Jimmye is a fake coach....
Jimmye has never even heard of Willie Taggart.
Jimmye's son's name is Woody...
and oh boy did he.
Jimmye Laycock is so fly that he gets the other team to honor him at their stadium.
Frank needs his own annual award for classiest coach in college football.
The Frank Beamer award.
Jimmye Laycock's offenses are constipated & in need of serious stool softeners (sorry it's all I got).
No worries. It's a hard joke in general.
Oh, look: MacGruber made a poop joke.
Jimmye Laycock doubts the European Model on hurricane tracks.
Jimmye Laycock did not run up the score in the blowout.