Since I personally believe the game this weekend against ECU is gonna be canceled, I think we gotta call an audible on the Hatin' on thread.
WE THRIVE IN HURICANES, FLORENCE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!
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Florence ain't played nobody pawwwllllll
But UNC has
No they didnt, remember? The game didnt really count
Hurricane Florence caused everyone else to buy all the Flamin Hot Cheetos before I could get to the store today.
That son of a bitch
Those are pretty good, but everyone knows the Jalepeno Cheetos are the money Cheeto flavor.
Jalapeno flamin hot was what I actually wanted to get but there were literally two bags of cheetos left on the shelf: regular flamin hot and lime.
Hurricane Florence thinks people will take him seriously with a name like Florence.
Seriously though, name hurricanes like "Hurricane Deadly Machine 3000" and people will pay attention
Deadly McDeathFace
Hurricane Body Count
Florence doesn't hold a candle to Scrambles the Death Dealer.
Edit: I'm disappointed that absolutely none of you appreciated this slightly above average Metalocalypse reference.
My college WiFi SSID. Never watched but you just brought up some good memories.
I like this legend's approach
every time I watch this I want him to get knocked on his ass by some flying debris. Nothing too deadly, just funny. Like a cat. A cat would be hilarious. They'd both get what they deserved.
Fuck that cat in particular.
The hair is the cherry on top in the video.
Florence blows
UNC swallows
I feel like our younger guys needed this game.
Also, I literally wait all year for Hokie football and now I'll most likely be denied an entire game.
Fuck you Florence
- a selfish fan
But for real, all you Hokies stay safe out there. Load up on necessities and have a plan, never know how this thing'll turn out.
I'm safe and comfy in South Dakota, so I'll be watching other games this weekend and playing Spider-Man. (Fucking amazing game, highly recommend)
FUCK PLAY STATION. I barely play XBOX these day but want this game.
Man, I feel bad for Spider-Man fans with xboxs. Truly missing out!!
Florence wishes it had a central pressure lower than 900 millibars!
Florence ain't no Wilma...plus she's not even bringing The Machine...WEAK!
Logged in to upvote this because Florence singing "Did I build this ship to wreck?" keeps running through my head thinking about how she's gonna fuck my dad's boat up in Wilmington and he's gonna do something dumb like try to shoot her.
Surely you can't be serious...I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Florence unfortunately heard about the #NC2VT movement
Florence doesn't think the dog days are over.
Why is James Bond aiming at Florence?
James Bond wasn't the one aiming he was the one getting aimed at.
I don't understand. That is Florence Welch, from Florence and the Machine...
I see it now!
LOL
Hurricane? More like...Hurrican't.
Saw this in the thread today. Chris is a smart man!
I'd advise against that
The property manager of the condo building 2 blocks down from where I work actually got fired for doing that during Irma. He apparently had a panic attack and went out on the balcony at some point and started shooting into (well, towards) the Gulf. No other details ever made it out except that. I only heard about it from my boss who is best friends with their board president.
I have multiple Facebook friends marked as attending "shoot guns at hurricane Florence to scare it away"
I mean, I have multiple friends on the Blow Fans at Hurricane Florence group
I just saw one that said we are suppose to play Nickelback and Creed tomorrow to scare the hurricane away
two more:
"talk about craft beer until hurricane florence hears it and runs" and "yelling Not My Hurricane at Florence"
"Sacrifice Florida to appease Florence"
As someone who lives in Florida, I say bring it on.
"Cover Hurricane Florence with FlexTape"
Trump advised the EPA that if they didn't fire handguns at Florence, there would be fire and fury like you wouldn't believe.
Everybody knows that you aim leaf blowers are hurricanes. Not guns or cannons
Hey that's me hahaha
Dear Florence
Leg for Flight of the Conchords. That scene is fucking hilarious.
"Why did I get double stuffed?"
Flight of the Concords is very underrated. I hated it when I first saw it, but as an adult it's hilarious.
Ugh, mandatory evacuation starting tomorrow at 8am.
I am not amused.
Edit: with the hurricane. The thread still amuses me.
By all means stay and face the wrath of nature?
But please don't, this shit's real.
Oh, we're getting out. A few days with the in-laws won't be so bad, right?
Right?
That is what alcohol is for.
Hurricane Flo once knocked Progressive Insurance Flo on her ass
This is hatin' on, not dotin' on.
Are you assuming knocking out Progressive Insurance Flo is acceptable? Cause she saves you money on car insurance.
No, the Name Your Price Tool saves you money on car insurance. Flo is just (usually) the one that holds it.
Something, something, tallywhacker.
Exactly the opposite. I was thinking the hatin' on would read Progressive Flo knocked hurricane Flo on her ass, but it can kinda be read both ways as to whether it's hatin' on or not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Is there any chance the game would be rescheduled?
Read somewhere that there's no room to reschedule, so a cancellation means no ECU this year.... which I'm not entirely upset about
Hurricane Flo can kiss mah grits!
Good one.
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Hurricane Flo is living up to her name in shape. Stay safe ladies and gents.
The dark red with the purple dot kind of looks like a turkey head. Ironic that it is over the areas where we have dominated under Fuente: ECU, Duke, UVA, UNC, and may as well throw Liberty in there from the 2015 season.
Hurricane Florence is a Machine.
No, Bert Kreischer is The Machine.
Anyone who hasnt seen that skit needs to get on YouTube now.
Yes.
(Pssst....some NSFW language.)
Greatest Story Ever.
that was hysterical!
Hurricane Florence runs like a Willie Taggart offense, as soon as it hits ground, it stalls out.
Wrap it up everyone. We're done here.
Modified: While all of the necessary water has been purchased by those who need it, thankfully people have not purchased all of the chainsaw blades so I'll have the ability to cut my neighbors out of their driveways.
Not if your on a private well, unless your have a generator. I just fill up a bathtub to be safe.
Even on a public system, if there is flooding, there's a potential for contamination.
That is correct. What most fail to realize is you can simply stick a five gallon bucket a outside and collect plenty of rain water. If you wish, boil this on a camp stove and you'll have more than enough.
But when the power goes out, especially for an extended period, water treatment plants might not function as usual, which could make your tap water unsafe to drink.
Correct. Easy solution is to stick a 5 gallon bucket outside and collect rain water and then boil it on a camp stove if you prefer.
With what shall I boil it, dear fly guy dear fly guy? With what shall I boil it dear fly guy with what?
(Assuming the power goes out, which is why you would need to stick a bucket outside to catch rain if you're on a well.)
I HAVE MADE FIRE 🔥
then boil it on a camp stove
I guess I'm the only one who considers a camp stove to be a useful piece of equipment when everyone else is out looking for bottled water.
I have the camp stove, woodstove, barbecue, and the oil lamp in case we need them. Growing up in area prone to hurricanes, northeasters and blizzards makes one paranoid.
Assuming everyone has camp stoves
Or are able to have a fire adjacent to their building because of what's allowed (some apartments don't allow grills, etc. at all) or that dry wood can be found in order to start a fire.
Or that a fire can be created under rain significant enough that you can put a bucket outside and get a sizable amount to boil.
and come on guys. Everyone knows that if you put every fan you own outside and run extension cords, the wind will spin the fans and it's just as good as having a whole house generator. Wake up sheeple! /s
Hurricane Florence wishes his name was Bud.
I disagree
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Fuck Hurricane Florence.
Simple, concise, to the point, and accurate.... 10/10
Anyone else think it's ironic that THIS is the person that is responsible for potentially billions of dollars of insurance claims and property damage?
I've always thought she was annoying...
Different generation. I had this image of Flo.
I see your irony, though. Leg for that.
I think of Florence from the show Wrecked on TBS. I may be the only one though
Dunno how I missed this the first time, but she is SO annoying. Always has been. I'm amazed and disappointed that more people don't see it that way. I gave a mild chuckle at first viewing of her first ad. Now I have Imagine Dragons-levels of hatred for the Flogressive marketing campaign.
Still more loaves of bread left than fans at UVA's Spring Festival. I love it.
My wife and I fail at emergency shopping for the storm. We spent less than $40 and got our normal staples.
Then again I put generators at the New River Water Authority raw water intake and the plant. So we will have water regardless.
Florence is God's way of saying that we shouldn't schedule ECU.
ALL. THE. LEGS.
I'm pretty sure even god is sick of us playing ECU and is bailing us out
Hurricane Florence thinks it needs a "hurricane loan."
Announcer: "Going now live to sideline reporter in Lambeau, here to talk to losing quarterback Mitch Trubisky after that predictable loss to the Packers."
Reporter: "Just one question Mitch, how do the Hokies play in hurricanes?"
Mitch: "Huh? I thought you were gonna ask about how good Aaron Rodgers is?"
Reporter: "We might get to that, but first, how 'bout them Hokies when playing in a Hurricane?"
Mitch: "Football shouldn't be played in Hurricanes!"
Reporter: "That's not what I asked. Also, football should be played in all weather conditions, just ask Aaron Rodgers over there"
Reporter: "Hey Aaron, isn't that right!"
Aaron: "Hell yeah! We play 'em in Snowcanes! That's what we call tropical depressions that come off the great lakes...........I think......."
Reporter: "So Mitch.........Hokies......Hurricanes......They any good........Don't make me go down to Texas to ask A&M......."
Hurricane Florence tries to distract from the fact that we're 2-0 and Top 15.
And Arkansas blew a 24-pt halftime lead.
And overall #1 UVa lost to 16 seed UMBC.
Florence fails.
Hurricane Florence thinks Patt Narduzzi is a cool guy.
Florence thinks the F$U backpack is a spectacular idea to create camaraderie among the team!
Hurricane Florence thinks the Lunchpail is also a cheap knockoff of the Turnover Chain.
She's not the only one:
Source: https://caneswarning.com/2018/09/09/is-fsus-backpack-the-worst-miami-foo...
Pretty sure that was the reference for the funny reply in the first place
Figured, but I wanted to share the sauce for anyone that may have missed it.
Anyone that thinks this should NOT be trusted.
Florence just saved Fedora's job as they have just canceled the UNC UCF game. Guess they didn't want to have excuses for losing to the co-national champs.
WVU - NC State was also canceled
Dammit. I was looking forward to a 70-point beatdown of UNC.
You'll see one when we head down there later this year.
Sharknado?
Sharkicane.
Hurrisharks? Shark depression? Shark storm? Now I feel bad for sharks. That's f'd up on so many levels
PSA IF ANYONE FINDS A SHARK IN YOUR YARD AFTER FLORENCE PLEASE HELP IT GET BACK TO SALTY WATER. IF YOU ARE NOT NEAR A SOURCE OF SALTWATER YOU CAN GIVE THE SHARK TAFFY OR FOLLOW THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK:
Courtesy of this site, which I found by googling, myself.
You can also use the tears of LOLUVA, UNCheat, and F$U or even Nardouchie.... There is plenty of salinity there... You could build an aquarium with all that salty water.
Hurricane Florence thinks it's better for ECU to go ride Pirates of Caribbean and Space Mountain rather than come to Blacksburg for a butt-whippin'.
Too soon.
Florence is a bigger tease than most of my college girlfriends.
I'm I the only one that's a little disappointed that we haven't seen a Foe-rensics on Hurricane Florence yet?
THIS. Foe-rensics is my favorite thing about TKP.
"FLO-rensics"
Um...I don't want to see this at all.
Hurricane Florence rotates clockwise.
What a slut.
Can we please start a Yvonne Strahovski gif subthread?
Well, that didn't go as far as we had hoped.
It is gonna be a slow day at work. We can save the situation.
Guess it's up to us.
wow. so i guess the whole don't post NSFW pictures/gifs rule doesn't apply to you guys? Come on, some of us have a hard enough time explaining why TKP is always up at work as it is.
Sorry Buddy got carried away...
I swear I've seen her in something before. What's she been in? I Googled myself about her and I didn't recognize anything.
Chuck mainly. Also the last couple seasons of Dexter. And Mass Effect 2
Hm. Never seen any of those. Guess she just looks familiar
I wouldn't mind being a little more familiar, myself.
HOAT isn't that kind of horse. You should at least offer a movie and a bag of oats first.
Sugar cubes work every time.
Is that a carrot???
Also currently in The Handmaid's Tale.
Emma is not amused...
Was going to complain about facing ECU and you made it so I have to complain about NOT playing ECU!
Hurricane Florence wore a turnover chain t-shirt against LSU, only to be shown in the crowd late in the game with a crestfallen look.
Florence went all angsty in HS, got a boy hair cut, wore black tank tops and camo pants, and changed her name to "Flawrence" for a year, but she gets really pissy when you bring it up.
Hurricane Florence anagrams to Cancel Furor Herein... which, if you only saw what went down in the ECU cancellation thread....
I'm really digging your anagram style lately. +1
since we don't got no hokie bingo this weekend....
Florence blows as much as uva sucks