2018 Six Pick Week 5


Well that sucked. Seems like it's a VT tradition to suffer a meme-worthy loss every few years. The most awesome thing is I had to work Saturday, and I left early to make sure I saw it. I'd honestly rather have been working that watching that disaster.

Before we get to this week's games, I want to give a special shout-out to oherro and smlltwnsthrnlwyr for both putting up the year's first unfeated weeks. Their performance must have been an inspiration to the team last week.

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September 29


Florida
Miss St (-7)

Fun Fact #1: Florida's averaging over 49 points per game in their wins. Dan Mullen seems to have turned around their offense quickly.

Fun Fact #2: A Starkville custard shop recently renamed its custom sundae this week from "The Mullen" to "The Lateral Move."

PICK: Kentucky exposed MSU as overrated, but they'll be fired up for the return of the coach who left them. MSU covers.

VT
Duke (-5)

Fun Fact #1: Not only did VT lose starters Josh Jackson and Trevon Hill in Norfolk, apparently backup QB Ryan Willis got hit by a car.

Fun Fact #2: Duke's win over VT at Lane in 2013 was their first win over a ranked team on the road since 1971. Glad beating us proves to be such a program builder.

PICK: Do you have any confidence in this team going forward? I don't. This is going to be 2003 all over again. Duke by a TD.

OSU (-3.5)
Penn St


h/t Eleven Warriors

Fun Fact #1: For as badly as Ohio State has beaten up on the B1G over the years, they're just 18-14 against Penn State.

Fun Fact #2: Penn State's having their annual White Out game this weekend. They're an overwhelming 7-6 in these games.

PICK: Do I have to? These are two of the most unlikable programs in the game at this point. OSU I guess.

South Carolina
Kentucky (-1)


From SEC Coaches with Tiny Faces

Fun Fact #1: South Carolina is 4th in the country in 3rd down defense.

Fun Fact #2: Kentucky is 14th in the country in 3rd down offense.

PICK: Feels like I may be chasing a bit, but I like Kentucky here.

Stanford
Notre Dame (-5.5)


Get me a bag of those pizza Combos

Fun Fact #1: Stanford came back from 24-7 down to beat Oregon in OT last week. It was the highest-rated PAC-12 After Dark game in 4 years.

Fun Fact #2: Notre Dame's opponents in their 4-0 start are 8-4 (outside their losses to ND). I guess their schedule wasn't as crappy as I thought to this point.

PICK: Stanford catches Notre Dame looking ahead to their biggest game of the year, and knocks off the Irish outright.

Oregon (-3)
Cal

Fun Fact #1: Ducks QB Justin Herbert was 25 of 27 in regulation against Stanford last week. And lost.

Fun Fact #1: Cal's ranked in the AP Poll for the first time since 2015.

PICK: And they'll be out of the rankings after this week. Oregon covers.

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DRINK OF THE WEEK

I was out looking for a bottle of Angel's Envy last Friday and came up empty. I ended up settling for Maker's 46 as my silver medal. It tastes better and is a little smoother than regular Maker's (which is already pretty good). The smoothness came in handy Saturday night after I turned the TV off around 7pm.

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Comments

UF
Tech
Ohio State
UK
ND
Oregon

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Miss St.
VT and the points
OSU
UK
Stanford
Cal

(add if applicable) /s

VT moneyline!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Miss St
VT
OSU
Kentucky
Notre Dame
Oregon

And me sitting here looking for the first person not to pick VT like

Sorry yall I swear thats the last time 🤞

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Sorry yall I swear thats the last time

Better not be. That shit makes my day.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Note: Oregon is the favorite, not Cal.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Yep, you're right. I've corrected it above. Is it showing up correctly at CBS? I can't tell from here

CBS has it right, so no problems there.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Florida
Duke (Nothing makes me think we can beat them with where we are as a team mentally and experience-wise right now - prove me wrong)
We Are
USC
Stanford
Oregon

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I knew I'd get a response from you. I'm a little disappointed Gritty didn't make an appearance.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Gritty will make an appearance after you are proven wrong

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Was hoping I'd see this tonight. So happy they proved me wrong.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

2 minutes ago: why did I have 0 points last week? Did it not save my picks???

1 minute ago: oh...i just got EVERY ONE WRONG!

If it makes you feel better, you (and smltwnsthrnlwyr) are the first 0-fer we've had this year. You're breaking new ground!

At least, the first 0-fer that at least tried

I tried to join you but apparently I managed to get 1 right. Back to normal for me.

I'm dying:

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

As a Maker's Mark Ambassador, I endorse your choice of Bourbon.

This weekend, I am going back to a stout, since the weather is trending towards the low 70's during the day, and 50's in the evening. I chose The Bruery's Bakery.

Made the mistake of drinking Jack instead of Basil Hayden last week so my bad everyone.

Miss St.
Tech
OSU?
UK
Stanford
Oregon

Miss St -7 wish it was 6.5, but I'll take it.
Deep breath. Another deep breath. Breathe out. VT +5
Penn St +3.5 outright
Kaintuck -1
Only cus I hafta for GameDay...ND -5.5
Cal +3

Picking this up Saturday. Nice and fresh.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74