IF THEY MATED: ND x VT

By: GUNTAR on October 1, 2018, 5:42 PM | 44 comments

No idea why I did this... Boredom I suppose. If the Hokie Bird and the Fighting Irish had a child:
They say to "Know thy Foe"... what better way to "Know" them than to create a mythological creature of your offspring!

If you all like this, I'd be happy to do this weekly.

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wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 9 months #

Plus a little gritty in there hahahaha oh lord

Edit: Yes of course you have to do it every week now. You dug your own grave.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 7 years 9 months # ^

You are the gritty whisperer

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

petebuddywilson's picture petebuddywilson | 7 years 9 months # ^

The imagined offspring of Gritty and whatever Mascot we are up against wouldn't be a bad weekly column either, tbh.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 7 years 9 months # ^

When you're right... YOU'RE REALLY RIGHT

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 9 months # ^

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

benw92's picture benw92
HOKIE IN CHICAGO
| 7 years 9 months # ^

You owe us 4 weeks of backpay in mascot/gritty mashups

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 7 years 9 months # ^

FSU

ODU

W&M: No Photoshop necessary

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 7 years 9 months # ^

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 7 years 9 months # ^

wow. Pete Gillen has really let himself go since LOLUVa canned his ass.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 7 years 9 months #

The imagined hilarity that ran through my mind when I saw your name under the article title.

And it did not disappoint after clicking on it.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

rabidgobbler's picture rabidgobbler
| 7 years 9 months #

Haha, love the maroon pimp hat! Need one of those for game day tailgating!

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 9 months # ^

I mean I think it is supposed to be a leprechaun hat but that works.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 9 months # ^

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

HokieAGR's picture HokieAGR | 7 years 9 months #

Gritty is the pitcher right? I know it shouldn't matter to me... but it does! Lol

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 7 years 9 months #

This is horrifying.

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
| 7 years 9 months # ^

Pure nightmare fuel.

vtandy's picture vtandy | 7 years 9 months #

I really wanted to sleep well tonight

TouchdownTech's picture TouchdownTech | 7 years 9 months # ^

Sleep with 1 eye open, gripping your pillow tight?

1-0 every week

NCHokieMan's picture NCHokieMan | 7 years 9 months #

Why

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 9 months # ^

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 7 years 9 months # ^

Because we ask "Why not?"

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 7 years 9 months # ^

MaroonX2's picture MaroonX2
UVA SUCKS.
| 7 years 9 months #

This is the thread I never knew I needed.

uva sucks

MoggyHokie's picture MoggyHokie | 7 years 9 months #

it's magically horrific

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 7 years 9 months # ^

I swear that's the tagline on the Walmart knock-off Lucky-Charms-in-a-bag.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

VAtoSCHokie's picture VAtoSCHokie
| 7 years 9 months #

I clicked thinking we might be talking about helmets being matte for the ND game. NOPE was wrong.

ThePailHolder's picture ThePailHolder
💼🏈💼
| 7 years 9 months #

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 7 years 9 months #

Not gonna lie that looks pretty badass

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 7 years 9 months #

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

matt7's picture matt7
| 7 years 9 months #

This is great, but we will never do VT x UVA out of principle, right?

Hokie in The Wire's picture Hokie in The Wire
🦀🦀SHEEEEEEEEIT🦀🦀
| 7 years 9 months # ^

It would just be a hokie bird, clearly we dominate

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 7 years 9 months # ^

Maybe I should change it up: For every team we beat the Hokie Bird takes on an item from their mascot. So far the Hokie Bird would have:
-Flaming Spear
-Blue Horns with Athletic tape across the forehead
-Griffin Wings (or multiple hokie birds to make it a tribe)

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

petebuddywilson's picture petebuddywilson | 7 years 9 months # ^

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

gjpvt09's picture gjpvt09 | 7 years 9 months #

The only things in life that are guaranteed

Death
Taxes
Gritty

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 7 years 9 months #

I think GUNTAR just signed himself up for a weekly post.

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 7 years 9 months # ^

I'd subscribe.

McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 7 years 9 months #

Looks like this:

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

LancerHokie's picture LancerHokie | 7 years 9 months # ^

Holy Hell!!! That is terrifying.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 9 months # ^

You've never seen Labyrinth?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

LancerHokie's picture LancerHokie | 7 years 9 months # ^

It was the shock of scrolling down and not expect that. Although tbh I shouldn't be surprised by anything I find on here. It was also my brain mashing that image with the Gritty Hokie Bird for the complete what the holy hell was that?

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

hokienator's picture hokienator | 7 years 9 months # ^

That movie messed me up as a kid

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 7 years 9 months # ^

Seeing David Bowie in stirrup pants will do that

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 7 years 9 months # ^

Were you scared of Labyrinth as a kid? I just always found the movie to be weird, tbh.