Hatin' On: Steve Addazio

Steve Addazio is just a guy

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Steve Addazio anagrams to "a dazed soviet".

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I got your back.

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"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I thought that was a middle finger. ;^)

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Steve Addazio also anagrams to "I A Dazed Stove"

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Steve Addazio once commented on TKP "downvote me if you want..."!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Followed by "I respect your opinion, but I am going to downvote you anyway"

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Hahahaha what the fuck just happened there?

im very confused. what did he drop on the paper?

Unicorn poop

We put the K in Kwality

So many questions:

Why did someone have to call her to tell her that the fax arrived? The fax machine is right behind her. She heard the phone ring, but didn't hear the fax machine?

Are Addazio's reading glasses sunglasses?

Why did he click his pen like fourteen times to sign the paper? Dude must go through a lot of pens.

Did he sprinkle paper clips or thumb tacks like Salt Bae? If he's just hap-hazardly throwing around thumb tacks, that's a power move.

I would love this if it came from a High School or a D2/D3 program, but this us a P5 program. How the hell do they consistently recruit and/or develop better O-linemen and running backs than us?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Don't forget the 'slap' of the paper... signs of potential anger management issues....

Steve Addazio hired Scot Loeffler

Yeah so did we, let's not go there...

...on purpose

We put the K in Kwality

This.

Steve Addazzio thinks Scot Loeffler is the best OC in football...college or pro

...on purpose

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Steve Addazio tweets at croots.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

And calls it "The Gram".

We put the K in Kwality

Steve Addazio tried to sue Nintendo for making millions off of his likeness without his permission.

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Addazio is trying to learn Fortnite dances in order to better relate to recruits.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Steve Addazio swears they call Fortnite "fork knife".

Fartnite

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Steve Addazio doesn't think Monty Python's Life of Brian is funny.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Old school Hokie fans get weak in the knees and dreamy-eyed with the thought of Tech running Steve Addazios Power Pro offense... I'm not very good at this

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

Travon McMillan with another touch- wakes up to 4th quarter of ODU game

No, no, NOOOOOOO!

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Addazio would rather be at a Red Sox game.

I like addazio. Guy is just being a dude.

You're not doing this right.

Steve Adazzio thinks barbecue is overrated and would rather have a lobster roll.

Like that, okay?

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

What the fuck do you have against lobster rolls?

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Nothing, nothing at all. Lobster rolls are delicious and I would happily eat one for lunch today. Barbecue on the other hand is an American Institution with cult-like followers of its many permutations. It's a tasty meal versus a religious experience comparison.

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Steve Addazio thinks Boston College has the best sports in Boston

1-0 every week

Steve Addazio had a press conference announcing his move to Boston and saying that he was going to bring the first championship to the town.

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Steve Addazio thinks Boston College is in Boston.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Steve Adazzio has a Porn moustache

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

I'm not sure there's something wrong with this... It's quite the stache

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Steve Adazzio has a doesn't think he has a Porn moustache.

FTFY.

Steve Addazio doesn't lock his viewports.

What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

Steve Addazio has never dressed up as Jesse the body Ventura for Halloween.

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It's hard to tell that's even photoshopped!

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Steve Addazio credits Jeff Jagadzinski for teaching him everything he knows.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Steve Addazio coaches at a football school , basketball school, baseball school, swimming and diving school, underwater basket weaving school

Ok seriously, what the hell is BC good at consistently?

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Crew, Hockey and other WASP-y sports.

Went to BU for grad school- BC is kind of like a northern, Catholic version of UVa but much less insufferable (hard to have an ego when Harvard and MIT are a stone's throw away).

Steve Addazio is the coach AFTER Coach Chinballs and BEFORE Nard-douchy.

(Sorry, it's not great. The way this season is going, it's getting hard to work up the energy to 'hate on.')

When you ask Steve Addazio to come along on a reasonable request, he says, "No." When you ask him why, he says, "I just don't want to."

The "I just don't want to" people should be murdered in their sleep.

Yes. Bad day at work.

Leonard. Duh.

Steve Addazio thinks Maryland's offseason workouts are a little soft.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Steve Addazio isn't the slightest bit scared about Keene wearing #25 this week.

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