Unbuilding The Program - LOLUVA Video

For those who subscribe to me on youtube, you probably already saw this pop up. I had to re-upload due to youtube audio copywrite BS and forgot to set it to 'unlisted' the second time around. I didn't realize it was public until I started getting comments from UVA fans:

http://chat.virginia.sportswar.com/message_board/football/2013/October/2...

I'm sure they are coming for me with their wine, cheese, and Armani pitchforks.

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Watford

Kip

How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

back in '82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

Don'tcha ever wish you could go back, with all the knowledge that you have now

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Oh, Uncle Rico. Can that be Watford's nickname?

Every TKPer has to start "UNCLE RICO" chants whenever the LOLUVA offense comes onto the field.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

"Tina, come get your ham!"

"They've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works every time!"

I'm subscribed. I saw it got flagged but didn't know the best way to tell you. If you check youtube messages fairly often I'll shoot you a message on there if it ever happens again. Otherwise. Great stuff.

yeah I check them, it's a good way to get in touch with me. Someone actually gave me the heads up in a comment on the Pitt Redemption video. Thanks!

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

That wasn't me, but cool. I also noticed you post the "every snap" vids, but they don't pop up in my feed. Do you have those set as private or something? I would enjoy seeing those. Keep up the good work!

Those are all set to unlisted. Protects me from Raycom in case they want to shut down my youtube account like they did to Phreak a while back (at least it makes me feel protected somehow). Also, there are a couple blog sites out there that scoop them up like vultures and use them in their own posts.

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

Scoop? Was that a Freudian slip?

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

ha

i see what you did there

Onward and upward

Lolz at their responses. "Let them have their laughs, payback's a b****."
"Probably took all morning in his dorm room"

etc, etc.

When I'm sad, I go on the Sabre and feel better about myself.

Reading the Sabre makes me think that all UVA fans are like mad scientists just waiting for their insane plan (that has no chance of working) to come together.

"Leave them be for now, Igor. We will have our turn at revenge."

That mad scientist with an English degree...

...Just one nuclear accident away from becoming a super villain.

We put the K in Kwality

West Virginian by birth, Hokie by choice

I heard on the local Cav show (airs before TTL), a true-believer caller saying Greyson Lambert was a 5-star recruit and should start immediately. Can't make this stuff up, sports fans.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Yeah, but how many of those plays were on 3rd down?

HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI
'14 grad

Those two pass plays by Maryland were crazy..

Touchdown Tech - Bill Roth

The song gives me flashbacks to every frat party my freshman year.

The comments are priceless. Apparently the rules of college football rivalry don't apply to them. I fully expect when I go back home for thanksgiving to have this conversation.

"Didn't you guys get raped by Bama?"
"Didn't you guys lose to Duke?"
"Screw you"
*Head Ball Cop tries to arrest me but miss judges time and distance on the tackle and hits a bar stool*

The idea that loluva fans think we have an inferiority complex is the most hysterical thing to me. The most faintest of shit can be spoken and they immediately cite their "superior" academics and all around athletics in defense. The last time I checked we're talking about FOOTBALL. I believe we would have to be inferior to them to have an inferiority complex, and...my god...their just isn't even a comparison between programs.

Even the academics part is waning, at least separating for different aspects. Our hard science and engineering is better than theirs. They have us in Liberal Arts, Medicine, and Law. However we're getting a Medical school accredited and don't even have plans for a law school. The business part I'm not entirely sure of but I kept hearing propaganda of how Pamplin was pretty damn good.

They're just overall jealous and that's why they want to break away and be a private school, since Virginia students are dragging them down. (ironically worded ftw)

Why did I never think to subscribe on youtube? Also, awesome video as always. I don't want the season to be near the end, but at the same time I can't wait for that game.

I can sum up UVA football in one clip:

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

That was like watching the road runner cartoon when he gets flattened by a steam roller!

"They've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works every time!"

Or like when Darren Evans did this:

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

He went full Diesel that night. I was there for that one, and it was just an awesome showing.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

The way that FSU's TE Nick O'Leary trucked the Clemson defender Saturday was pretty awesome too. Rather than run him over like Darren did, he just threw him out of the way.

this one wins

Damn, dude ran right through'em

Touchdown Tech - Bill Roth

2 points I would like to make

a) I laughed way too hard at a little kid getting completely trucked. It was not acceptable at all, but I just couldn't help myself.

b) It was nice to see this peewee game had more fans than UVA's spring game.

Save a collar, pop a Wahoo

This guy isn't too far off, actually...

The culture of picking bow tie wearing nice guy coaches drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows by the powers to be have created a program that is soft. Ole George was about as far as the Clutch teethed academia types picking could stomach. Grandpa looking type coach from Navy that picked his nose. Groh and London same; too soft/easy going. Both COACH playing not to lose mentality. Instead of to win; big diff. The FFA crowd west at VT think totally different; players mindset different as well!

From youtube - and I kind of agree with him.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

LOLUVA has stooped to new lows. Here's an excerpt from a Virginian Pilot article .

"Simulating the option offense in practice is perhaps the biggest challenge. Coaches have gone to creative lengths, including using a Nerf football in practice.

London said using the spongy football helps because players don't have to worry about tripping over it when it hits the turf - as it inevitably does when scout team players run the unfamiliar offense."

Source Link:http://hamptonroads.com/2013/10/uva-report-london-sees-himself-teams-future

Football OP, plz nerf

HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI
'14 grad

In its past two meetings against Duke, Virginia has been outscored 56-0 in the second half.

This is the best line from the entire thing. Wow.

hahaha god I hope they use the one that whistles when thrown through the air so receivers know to turn around and catch the ball.

Mike London stands on the sideline with a nerf gun policing everything.

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

Damn my fat fingers....

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

gotcha covered

I had to read the article, just to make sure they were actually serious when talking about a nerf football.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

I'm offended they would do that, given my screen name and all....

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Soft, and unable to hurt you - just like UVa.

"Exit light..."

One of the best shots I've ever seen:

UVA lost to Ball State
Ball State lost to North Texas
North Texas lost to Tulane
Tulane lost to South Alabama
South Alabama lost to Southern Utah
Southern Utah lost to UC Davis
UC Davis lost to Portland State
Portland State lost to Cal Poly
Cal Poly lost to Yale
Yale lost to Dartmouth
Dartmouth lost to Holy Cross
Holy Cross lost to Monmouth
Monmouth lost to St. Francis
St. Francis lost to Central Connecticut State
Central Connecticut State lost to Sacred Heart
Sacred Heart lost to Wagner
Wagner lost to Merrimack (Division II school)
Merrimack lost to LIU Post (DIvision II school)
As you can see, UVA is not only one of the worst teams in the FBS, but also the FCS and Division II. Therefore, they deserve to have their athletic funding stripped and should be relegated to Division III.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Hokies have the ultimate inferiority complex. Without us, they wouldn't even exist...

Right.... I'm pretty sure LOLUVA is only relevant when they're playing Tech and the talking heads/announcers typically don't even fart in the BooHoos direction.

Actually, believe it or not, this is completely true. Here, look at this quote from TJ's speech during the ground breaking ceremonies:

Pretty sure we have a gentleman from Vermont named Justin Smith Morrill to thank for the founding of VAMC. And Abraham Lincoln for signing the Morrill Land Grant Act.

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

Anyone got any gif of disappointed Hoo "fans" and their reactions during 38-0???

DFWTF...DON'T FUCK WITH THE FULLERS

They left too quickly for anyone to get a good look at them.

My fiance and I were at that game and we were sitting next to a split older couple - she graduated from Tech and he graduated from LOLUVA. He left late in the 3rd and said he was going to the car and if she wanted a ride back home (Richmond) she better come too. I offered her a ride if her husband left her and she stayed for another touchdown before leaving.

"I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them" -Lee Corso

seriously? what a sore loser...

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/131/288/spongebob-butthurt.gif

In the comments on La Sabwe, "The Hokies invented the inferiority complex. Without us, they wouldn't be here"

Okay then

I applied to (and was accepted to UVA for undergrad), but when the time came to make a decision, I came down with a case of anal glaucoma due to a lack of a permanent supply of vaginal cleaning devices...so, I chose JMU.

Translation: I couldn't see my ass going there because I didn't want to become a lifelong douche.

I reread that sentence so many times and couldn't figure it out. Then I realized that I was reading "glaucoma" as "guacamole" and it made a lot more sense.

Dammit now I want some guacamole.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Maybe he should start marketing it as "Dream Serum" instead

This is one of the best comment threads I've ever seen on here.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.