For those who subscribe to me on youtube, you probably already saw this pop up. I had to re-upload due to youtube audio copywrite BS and forgot to set it to 'unlisted' the second time around. I didn't realize it was public until I started getting comments from UVA fans:
http://chat.virginia.sportswar.com/message_board/football/2013/October/2...
I'm sure they are coming for me with their wine, cheese, and Armani pitchforks.
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Watford
How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
back in '82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile
Don'tcha ever wish you could go back, with all the knowledge that you have now
Oh, Uncle Rico. Can that be Watford's nickname?
Every TKPer has to start "UNCLE RICO" chants whenever the LOLUVA offense comes onto the field.
"Tina, come get your ham!"
I'm subscribed. I saw it got flagged but didn't know the best way to tell you. If you check youtube messages fairly often I'll shoot you a message on there if it ever happens again. Otherwise. Great stuff.
yeah I check them, it's a good way to get in touch with me. Someone actually gave me the heads up in a comment on the Pitt Redemption video. Thanks!
That wasn't me, but cool. I also noticed you post the "every snap" vids, but they don't pop up in my feed. Do you have those set as private or something? I would enjoy seeing those. Keep up the good work!
Those are all set to unlisted. Protects me from Raycom in case they want to shut down my youtube account like they did to Phreak a while back (at least it makes me feel protected somehow). Also, there are a couple blog sites out there that scoop them up like vultures and use them in their own posts.
Scoop? Was that a Freudian slip?
ha
i see what you did there
Lolz at their responses. "Let them have their laughs, payback's a b****."
"Probably took all morning in his dorm room"
etc, etc.
When I'm sad, I go on the Sabre and feel better about myself.
Reading the Sabre makes me think that all UVA fans are like mad scientists just waiting for their insane plan (that has no chance of working) to come together.
"Leave them be for now, Igor. We will have our turn at revenge."
That mad scientist with an English degree...
...Just one nuclear accident away from becoming a super villain.
I heard on the local Cav show (airs before TTL), a true-believer caller saying Greyson Lambert was a 5-star recruit and should start immediately. Can't make this stuff up, sports fans.
Yeah, but how many of those plays were on 3rd down?
Those two pass plays by Maryland were crazy..
The song gives me flashbacks to every frat party my freshman year.
The comments are priceless. Apparently the rules of college football rivalry don't apply to them. I fully expect when I go back home for thanksgiving to have this conversation.
"Didn't you guys get raped by Bama?"
"Didn't you guys lose to Duke?"
"Screw you"
*Head Ball Cop tries to arrest me but miss judges time and distance on the tackle and hits a bar stool*
The idea that loluva fans think we have an inferiority complex is the most hysterical thing to me. The most faintest of shit can be spoken and they immediately cite their "superior" academics and all around athletics in defense. The last time I checked we're talking about FOOTBALL. I believe we would have to be inferior to them to have an inferiority complex, and...my god...their just isn't even a comparison between programs.
Even the academics part is waning, at least separating for different aspects. Our hard science and engineering is better than theirs. They have us in Liberal Arts, Medicine, and Law. However we're getting a Medical school accredited and don't even have plans for a law school. The business part I'm not entirely sure of but I kept hearing propaganda of how Pamplin was pretty damn good.
They're just overall jealous and that's why they want to break away and be a private school, since Virginia students are dragging them down. (ironically worded ftw)
Why did I never think to subscribe on youtube? Also, awesome video as always. I don't want the season to be near the end, but at the same time I can't wait for that game.
I can sum up UVA football in one clip:
That was like watching the road runner cartoon when he gets flattened by a steam roller!
Or like when Darren Evans did this:
He went full Diesel that night. I was there for that one, and it was just an awesome showing.
The way that FSU's TE Nick O'Leary trucked the Clemson defender Saturday was pretty awesome too. Rather than run him over like Darren did, he just threw him out of the way.
this one wins
Damn, dude ran right through'em
2 points I would like to make
a) I laughed way too hard at a little kid getting completely trucked. It was not acceptable at all, but I just couldn't help myself.
b) It was nice to see this peewee game had more fans than UVA's spring game.
This guy isn't too far off, actually...
From youtube - and I kind of agree with him.
LOLUVA has stooped to new lows. Here's an excerpt from a Virginian Pilot article .
"Simulating the option offense in practice is perhaps the biggest challenge. Coaches have gone to creative lengths, including using a Nerf football in practice.
London said using the spongy football helps because players don't have to worry about tripping over it when it hits the turf - as it inevitably does when scout team players run the unfamiliar offense."
Source Link:http://hamptonroads.com/2013/10/uva-report-london-sees-himself-teams-future
Football OP, plz nerf
This is the best line from the entire thing. Wow.
hahaha god I hope they use the one that whistles when thrown through the air so receivers know to turn around and catch the ball.
Mike London stands on the sideline with a nerf gun policing everything.
Damn my fat fingers....
gotcha covered
I had to read the article, just to make sure they were actually serious when talking about a nerf football.
I'm offended they would do that, given my screen name and all....
Soft, and unable to hurt you - just like UVa.
One of the best shots I've ever seen:
Right.... I'm pretty sure LOLUVA is only relevant when they're playing Tech and the talking heads/announcers typically don't even fart in the BooHoos direction.
Actually, believe it or not, this is completely true. Here, look at this quote from TJ's speech during the ground breaking ceremonies:
Pretty sure we have a gentleman from Vermont named Justin Smith Morrill to thank for the founding of VAMC. And Abraham Lincoln for signing the Morrill Land Grant Act.
Anyone got any gif of disappointed Hoo "fans" and their reactions during 38-0???
They left too quickly for anyone to get a good look at them.
My fiance and I were at that game and we were sitting next to a split older couple - she graduated from Tech and he graduated from LOLUVA. He left late in the 3rd and said he was going to the car and if she wanted a ride back home (Richmond) she better come too. I offered her a ride if her husband left her and she stayed for another touchdown before leaving.
seriously? what a sore loser...
In the comments on La Sabwe, "The Hokies invented the inferiority complex. Without us, they wouldn't be here"
I applied to (and was accepted to UVA for undergrad), but when the time came to make a decision, I came down with a case of anal glaucoma due to a lack of a permanent supply of vaginal cleaning devices...so, I chose JMU.
Translation: I couldn't see my ass going there because I didn't want to become a lifelong douche.
I reread that sentence so many times and couldn't figure it out. Then I realized that I was reading "glaucoma" as "guacamole" and it made a lot more sense.
Dammit now I want some guacamole.
Maybe he should start marketing it as "Dream Serum" instead
This is one of the best comment threads I've ever seen on here.