Hatin' On: Mark Richt

Mark Richt calls the pull-start mechanism on his lawn mower "the turnover chain"

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Mark Richt's Miami team is only 5-5

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Mark Richt anagrams to Kmart rich, which is what Mark Richt told all of his friends he was when he cashed in on all those sweet blue light specials in the late 80s.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Kmart rich almost made me spit out spaghetti.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

Richt is a good coach and I wish he was anywhere other than Miami

I think the jury is out on him being a good coach.

The immediate and sustained improvement at UGA suggests otherwise.

Sure, if you skip Kirby Smart's first season (8-5) on the heels of two 10-win seasons under Richt.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I've got a sneaking suspecting that Mark Richt is a tad bit overrated as a HC.

Mark Richt left Georgia and two seasons later they were in the CFP championship game.

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That's because he left Kirby Smart in a great position and Smart didn't need to do anything.

/s

Mark Richt likes French's hot take on JUCO transfers.

It's too challenging to come up with hate material on Mark Richt.

you're doing it wrong. Just look around you and pick the first thing that annoys you and say Mark Richt does it. Here, let me show you:
Mark Richt posts on a hatin' on thread without actually hatin' on the target

See? Easy as pie!

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Mark Richt corrects people on how to properly hate in a hatin' on thread

Ha ha I was annoyed at how long it was taking me to do that. No such issue with CPJ or Nardouchey

Mark Richt likes vanilla tootsie flavor twists.

Mark Richt:
Nobody has ever done less - with more

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Mike London just submitted his request to join TKP.

Man, this is how I know the fanbase is feeling dejected. Usually hatin' on posts blow up... not so much this week.

Ha ha yes. It's pretty hard to hate on Mark when you look in the mirror.

Mark Richt said the SEC sucks so thats why he left

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Mark Richt is having a season similar to Virginia Tech with loads more stars and talent. Can be also used as a "lovin on Justin Fuente thread".

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Mark Richt thinks the turnover chain is not a gimmick and that it is still a great motivator.

The Mark Richt coaching tree hyper-inflates it's resume by taking credit for brief run-ins with two Saban disciples:
- In 2005, Kirby Smart was his running back coach
- In 2014-15, Jeremy Pruitt was his DC.

Upon further inspection, Mark Richt's 18-year coaching tree is... Brian VanGorder and Mike Bobo.

Mark Richt thinks Da U is back

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Mark Richt maintains that Miami 2017 was not a result of a collective down year in the Coastal.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

The highlight of mark richt's coaching tenure at Miami is winning the coastal with the previous coaches players and getting his ass handed to him by Clemson in the acccg...

Now I have the sadz

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Mark Richt is really impressed with VT's run defense!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Mark Richt calls ahead for his games again schools in North Carolina and asks if they want to cancel because "a hurricane's a coming!"

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Mark Richt is a decent human being!

Mark Richt never craves Chick-fil-a on Sundays.

1-0 every week

Don't we all though

Mark Richt thinks 7-11 food is superior to WAWA, Sheetz, and Royal Farms

I can't this week, losing make me too sad

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Mark Richt doesn't know how to stand back when there's a real Hurricane comin' through:

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Mark Richt likes to go out on his boat around Miami for a relaxing afternoon. He likes to keep the music to a reasonable volume and encourages everyone on his boat to drink responsibly and keep their bathing suit tops on.

and keep their bathing suit tops on

Absolutely heinous if you ask me.

It makes him the absolute worst. I hate him more now.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Mark Richt once bought a paint-by-number set for a blind kids birthday present

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I kinda like Mark Richt. When he was at UGA he didn't put up with too much bs from players and regularly kicked guys off the team. I don't dislike Richt, I just want him to lose this week. Am I doing this right?

No!
You can like him the other 51 weeks of the year, this week you have to shit all over him

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Mark Richt double dips his appetizers when sharing with others

1-0 every week

Mark Richt anagrams to Chit Marrk

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which is really how people in Miami say shit marks?

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Mark Richt walks around his office during lunch time carrying an open can of salmon trying to talk to people

Mark Richt held a year long competition and had schools compete for the chance to host Miami on November 17, 2018. Then he just went with who was scheduled anyway.

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Mark Richt grounds his son everytime one of his QB throws a int after a bad play call.

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I hate the chain and the bird. Mark likes them both.

via GIPHY

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Mark Richt is an otherwise good guy who happened to have sold his soul to coach at the cesspool that is Miami.

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Mark Richt thinks a Hurricane is a walking stick you use to get somewhere really fast.

Leonard. Duh.

Mark Richt has lost control of Hatin' On

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Mark Richt thinks a Hurricane is the best tasting beer

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Mark Richt thinks the BIG beer tailgate game is stupid and refuses to drink the Zima after he draws the low card.

Mark Richt makes typing hatin' on comments really hard because my iphone keeps auto-correcting to Richter.

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Mark Richt works as a contractor at your company. He's a condescending dick to everyone and then claims if someone doesn't like him, he must have an inferiority complex.

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Mark Richt always pardons his Thanksgiving turkey and forces his family to order KFC for dinner.

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Richt thinks the video of Gritty in his first snow is not cute and adorable and awesome, all at the same time.

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Mark Right thinks Starbucks' prices are very reasonable.

Mark Richt thinks farting in church is funny

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Mark Richt drives 15mph under the speed limit until he gets to a passing zone, then he goes 10mph over the speed limit.

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Mark Richt still thinks Miami's mascot is a duck

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Mark Richt swears Cuba is part of the Keys

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Mark Richt will only pronounce it as Koobah.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Mark Richt brought a knife to a gunfight

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Mark Richt is gonna lose to the worst VT team in a quarter century

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Mark Richt spreads a rumor that you're "difficult to work with" after you ask him 2 questions about his design just for clarification.

Mark Richt clubs baby seals

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yeah he sux big time

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Richt got fired from UGA when boosters mis-interpreted what his wife meant when she said he was soft.

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