Gambling Lines, Week 13


Fuck the cousins...that is all.

This is the last week of the season for most of the teams out there. Thankfully this list will be shorter next week.

  • Pitt (+5.5) @ Miami. What am I missing here? Why is Miami favored over Pitt?
  • LOLUVa (-3.5) @ VT. From what I understand, this line was higher. I don't know what to do about this one and will probably just drop a 50 cent bet on the VT ML because...well I'm stupid.
  • Oklahoma (+0) @ WVU. I wonder what the spread will be next week when these guys play again?
  • Syracuse (+7) @ BC. The real bet is who will have more fans in the stands for this one. Seriously, though, if Dungey is back, I'm taking Syracuse here.
  • Michigan (-4) @ anOSU. Given how anOSU has been playing, you've got to believe this is only as close as it is because of history. Has sharkface ever beaten anOSU?
  • Notre Dame (-10.5) @USC. No comment on the game, just wanted an excuse to share this gem

As always, please do not take my ramblings as legitimate gambling advice. You will lose your shirt and anything else you're foolish enough to bet based on my idiocy. TKP does not encourage gambling and even if it did, I am neither employed nor sanctioned by Orange and Maroon Media, LLC so who cares.

Teams Spread ----------------- Teams Spread
Northern Illinois -5.5 Wyoming -6.5
Western Michigan New Mexico
Ball State +17 Troy +10.5
Miami (OH) Appalacian State
Colorado State +14 UAB -2.5
Air Force MTSU
Mississippi State -10 Southern Miss -13
Ole Miss UTEP
Houston +7 Stanford -6.5
Memphis UCLA
Eastern Michigan -16 UL Lafayette +3.5
Kent State UL Monroe
Central Michigan +18.5 Temple -28.5
Toledo Connecticut
Akron +23 Minnesota +10
Ohio Wisconsin
Arkansas +22.5 SMU -2
Missouri Tulsa
Coastal Carolina -1.5 Auburn +24.5
South Alabama Alabama
LOLUVa -3.5 Arizona State -2
VT Arizona
Eastern Carolina +19.5 Pitt +5.5
Cincinnati Miami (FL)
Oregon -17 Maryland +13.5
Oregon State Pedo State
UCF -13.5 Illinois +18
USF Northwestern
Oklahoma even Rutgers +27
WVU Michigan State
Washington +3 Tennessee +3.5
Washington State Vanderbilt
Marshall -2.5 Arkansas State -13
FIU Texas State
Syracuse +7 Charlotte +17.5
BC FAU
Texas Tech -7 South Carolina +26
Baylor Fresno State
Florida -5 North Texas -21.5
Florida State UTSA
Purdue -4 Kentucky -16.5
Indiana Lousiville
Michigan -4 Colorado +12.5
anOSU California
Navy +7 Kansas State +13.5
Tulane Iowa State
Western Kentucky +11 LSU +2.5
Lousiana Tech aTm
Georgia Tech +17 OkSU -4.5
Georgia TCU
NC State -6.5 Notre Dame -10.5
UNCheat USC
Wake Forest +13 Nevada -13
Duke UNLV
ODU -9 BYU +13
Rice Utah
Georgia Southern -11 Utah State +3
Georgia State Boise State
New Mexico State +9 Hawaii +16.5
Liberty San Diego State
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Comments

Florida St has improved this season and at coming of a win of an (over)ranked team. Florida beats them by a touchdown +

IDK what the O/U is on WVU Oklahoma but its probably not enough points.

UVA -3.5 doesn't make any sense. Seems like a historical line too. No way they're giving VT that much credit.

UM -4 seems like a gimme too for the same reason as above.

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over/under for WVU/OU is 81.5

Also, since this morning, the line has shifted to OU (-1.5)

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Told you, Vegas can never put a high enough O/U on that game.

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Told you?

UVA -3.5 doesn't make any sense. Seems like a historical line too. No way they're giving VT that much credit.

I keed I keed. Everyone's a winner today!

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somehow I skipped this one:
USCe (+26.5) @ Clemson. If clemson was ever going to run up the score, I'd think this would be the game they'd do it.

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I took the VT ML!!!
Also, I bet the over at 50. I misplaced a decimal and accidentally bet 10x what I planned so that was most of my weekend allowance. Turned out pretty well for a game that was tied 0-0 til midway through the first quarter.

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With thanksgiving and all, I forgot to check Syracuse's injury report. Of course they rolled BC with Dungey in.

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Took the over in the ODU/Rice game, so that ruined my 7 team parlay. Go figure ODU would lose and not even come close to the line.
But I've got another round robin bet (6-team) that the first three hit so far so that should be a lock.

Pitt truly had nothing to play for tonight...or they just really suck. Anyone want to guess at the Clemson line for next week? -25?

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